Klrtoy LUVS ME!!!! [Archive]

topless

12-23-2003, 06:55 PM

Kilrtoy, You don't need to pretend any longer. Everyone knows your TRUE feelings towards me and NO, I will NOT have an affair with you. I am truely devoted to Tom and would NEVER think of the things you have in mind. Besides, I don't go for other girls men. (or in your case wimps) Please don't be offended or go away mad, just go away. By the way, Happy Holidays.
Yours Truely,
Topless:)

JetBoatRich

12-23-2003, 06:57 PM

I thought the same thing;)

twistedpair

12-23-2003, 06:59 PM

Wow Tom, Guess you ruined her for other women!;) :D

Dr. Eagle

12-23-2003, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by twistedpair
Wow Tom, Guess you ruined her for other women!;) :D
Must be a REAL stud muffin!!!;)

JetBoatRich

12-23-2003, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Must be a REAL stud muffin!!!;)
LOL
some just have it:eek:

twistedpair

12-23-2003, 07:04 PM

You know what they say, 'Once you go BRAN, you never go back'!

Kilrtoy

12-23-2003, 07:44 PM

First of all
Im not another girls man, Im another WOMAN'S man. So does that change anything.
You know what they say about wimps.
they make up for it in the bedroom.
I can breathe thru my ears for along time and well.
I would give you the first big " O " of your life. Although the back massager has been doing it for all these years....

Beautiful Noise

12-23-2003, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Must be a REAL stud muffin!!!;)
Personally I think he just has a UpGraded Trailer more like one of those fancy Pop-Out Model's:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D Topless is looking passed the real Tom and just going for his Money;) ;) :D :D

Dr. Eagle

12-23-2003, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
LOL
some just have it:eek:
Others.......such as myself........have it in reverse....:rolleyes:

Kilrtoy

12-23-2003, 10:25 PM

Hung like an Elevator button:eek:

hislittleho

12-23-2003, 11:06 PM

I love you K toy. ;) :) :) :) If you love me or not. ;)

Kilrtoy

12-23-2003, 11:09 PM

hey where have you been.
How is everything

hislittleho

12-23-2003, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
hey where have you been.
How is everything
Gosh the holidays can keep a girl busy. I've been good but busy.
Hope you and yours are doing good also. Nice to be back ( for awhile anyways :) )

LASERRAY

12-23-2003, 11:56 PM

I think you scared him away! He gets nervous around women! Ask Mrs. Kilrtoy, he gets performance anxiety!:eek: :eek: ;) :D

hislittleho

12-23-2003, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
I think you scared him away! He gets nervous around women! Ask Mrs. Kilrtoy, he gets performance anxiety!:eek: :eek: ;) :D
performance anxiety???? whats that ???? :D :D

LASERRAY

12-24-2003, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by hislittleho
performance anxiety???? whats that ???? :D :D It has to do with Mrs. Kilrtoy.
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/192a005_21a-med.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/724a006_19a-med.jpg
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/501/19211133-med-med.jpg
:p :p :p :p

hislittleho

12-24-2003, 12:04 AM

Ahhh. She seems to perform well for the camera. :) ;)

LASERRAY

12-24-2003, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by hislittleho
Ahhh. She seems to perform well for the camera. :) ;) Yes, Yes THEY do.:D

topless

12-24-2003, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
First of all
Im not another girls man, Im another MAN'S man. So does that change anything.
You know what they say about wimps.
they make up for it in the back door.
I can breathe thru my ears for along time and well.
I would give you the first big " letdown " of your life. Although the back door has been doing it for me all these years.... Kilrtoy, I had no idea!!! Congratulations for "cumming" out of the closet. It's Ok, more people these days are becoming more accepting of your kind.

MRS FLYIN VEE

12-24-2003, 10:02 AM

LMAO!!!:D :D

MsDrmr

12-24-2003, 10:04 AM

Well now we know the truth about what is really going on here don't we

wsuwrhr

12-24-2003, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by topless
Kilrtoy, You don't need to pretend any longer. Everyone knows your TRUE feelings towards me and NO, I will NOT have an affair with you. I am truely devoted to Tom and would NEVER think of the things you have in mind. Besides, I don't go for other girls men. (or in your case wimps) Please don't be offended or go away mad, just go away. By the way, Happy Holidays.
Yours Truely,
Topless:)
I don't know why you come on here just to start shit....
Brian
(didn't think you were a shit disturber in "real" life.)

topless

12-24-2003, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by wsuwrhr
I don't know why you come on here just to start shit....
Brian
(didn't think you were a shit disturber in "real" life.) And Merry Christmas to you too Brian.
Topless
(has a sense of humor unlike some):D

MRS FLYIN VEE

12-24-2003, 10:12 AM

topless is just being herself.. ahhh the good oldays.. hey girl.. i love ya too.. :D :D

MsDrmr

12-24-2003, 10:13 AM

Now come on guys, it's all in fun. If we can't have a sense of humor whats the point in living. We know if it were a serious hatred of others we sure would'nt waste our time posting on some thred for all to see.

MRS FLYIN VEE

12-24-2003, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by mrsdrmr
Now come on guys, it's all in fun. If we can't have a sense of humor whats the point in living. We know if it were a serious hatred of others we sure would'nt waste our time posting on some thred for all to see.
you go girl.. if there isn't sense of humor in one then what is there? nothing.. so lets get over it.. it's all in fun.. :D enjoy yourselves.. :D ;)

topless

12-24-2003, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
topless is just being herself.. ahhh the good oldays.. hey girl.. i love ya too.. :D :D I luv ya too!!!!:D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

12-24-2003, 10:19 AM

thanks girly.. :D :D

Kilrtoy

12-24-2003, 01:37 PM

yes I have been in many backdoors, but they all had the clam in front of it.
Now topless tell the truth. The reasion I rejected you was due to the unshaven overgrown sewer smell coming from between your legs.
Even with the gas mask I was still choking on the smell of death.
With that said.
I will give you another chance if you shave and take a visit to the doctor. Just show them the MEDICAL card and it will be covered......
Now I wont wait forever.....

LASERRAY

12-24-2003, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
yes I have been in many backdoors, but they all had the clam in front of it.
Now topless tell the truth. The reasion I rejected you was due to the unshaven overgrown sewer smell coming from between your legs.
Even with the gas mask I was still choking on the smell of death.
With that said.
I will give you another chance if you shave and take a visit to the doctor. Just show them the MEDICAL card and it will be covered......
Now I wont wait forever..... So let me get this straight Kilrtoy, what your saying is that she smells worse then a shrimp boat tied-up to a bait dock at low tide? YUK!:yuk: How about some hygene!

Tom Brown

12-24-2003, 02:54 PM

There's no question that he's infatuated with you, Topless. It's a sign that he has excellent judgement.

topless

12-24-2003, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
yes I have been in many backdoors, and my back door has been gone through many times as well. None of them had clams in front of them.
Now topless tell the truth. The reasion I rejected you was due to the fact that a am GAY and my dick has a sewer smell coming from it. Some even say it smells like shit.
Even with the gas mask I was still choking on the smell of death.
With that said.
I will give you another chance to turm me straight . I will even get an AIDS test for you and show you the MEDICAL card and it will be covered......
Now I will wait for you forever.....
Kilrtoy, now you are sounding pathetic! Is it true that you were born with these tendancies? Or was it because of your life long rejection issue from women? I think maybe a little counseling might be in order.:confused:

ratso

12-24-2003, 03:22 PM

This is getting too funny...:D

topless

12-24-2003, 05:00 PM

Kilrtoy???? Did I hit a nerve?????????????? Hopefully your test will all come back negative. I'll pray for you. :p

Kilrtoy

12-24-2003, 08:41 PM

DId yours come back positive.
Which trailer park Joe are you going to blame.....

LASERRAY

12-26-2003, 04:21 PM

Did you two (Kilrtoy & Topless) used to date or something? What am I missing? 'Cause you guys are really PISSED, I think. Just curious of the story behind the story.:cool: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Tom Brown

12-26-2003, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Did you two (Kilrtoy & Topless) used to date or something?
No. That's still to come.

LASERRAY

12-26-2003, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by Tom Brown
No. That's still to come. :confused: :confused: :confused:

Kilrtoy

12-26-2003, 05:13 PM

I just want to hit it one time and maybe see what she looks like before hand........:(

LASERRAY

12-26-2003, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I just want to hit it one time and maybe see what she looks like before hand........:( Hit it hard. Pull Hair. Get Pix:D

likwidsukr

12-26-2003, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Get Pix:D

Havasu Hangin'

12-26-2003, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I just want to hit it one time and maybe see what she looks like before hand..
My advise to you is to start drinking heavily.

Kilrtoy

12-26-2003, 06:47 PM

My advise to you is to start drinking heavily.
COME on Cant be that bad....
Ok what do i need beer or go straight to the shots..... :confused:

LASERRAY

12-26-2003, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
My advise to you is to start drinking heavily.
COME on Cant be that bad....
Ok what do i need beer or go straight to the shots..... :confused: Too far out of range for beer, Going to shots!

Kilrtoy

12-26-2003, 07:02 PM

Im getting scared.....:(

Kilrtoy

12-26-2003, 07:20 PM

AS long as I dont wake up next to her......

Havasu Hangin'

12-26-2003, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Ok what do i need beer or go straight to the shots....
I'm not sure even shots will help...how do you feel about 151 and mushrooms?

Kilrtoy

12-26-2003, 08:39 PM

So what you are saying is ILL be taking one for the WHOLE FORUM......

beer hunter

12-26-2003, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
AS long as I dont wake up next to her......
That wouldn't be good as the next thread you start may be titled "Topless Loves Me and Won't Stop Calling" :yuk:
Just say no ;)

Kilrtoy

12-26-2003, 09:15 PM

I think she is calling disguising herself as a paper salesman....

LASERRAY

12-26-2003, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I think she is calling disguising herself as a paper salesman.... Or, perhaps a Shit Salesman with a mouthfull of samples!:D

Kilrtoy

12-26-2003, 11:30 PM

What she has a mouth full of sores

topless

12-29-2003, 09:44 AM

See what happens when I leave for the weekend? You guys just can't stop thinking about me. I understand, men always want what they can't have. :D
Seriously, I was helping evacuate horses from the Devore mudslide. It was one of the worst things I have ever seen. My best friends mother in law was killed and they found her body Friday at about noon. I haven't been in the mood to fight online this weekend. If anyone was watching the channel 2 or 4 news on friday, I was on. Please keep those families that lost loved ones and their property in your prayers.