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502procharger
01-03-2004, 10:44 PM
i am pushing, nothing. rocking back and forth, nothing. i can feel it just can't do anything about it:( :rolleyes: :eek: :eek!:

JetBoatRich
01-03-2004, 10:45 PM
To much information:o you guys on the East Coast:yuk:

502procharger
01-03-2004, 10:46 PM
i am telling you this is not good:D :D
sing me a song jbr, maybe that will help

LASERRAY
01-03-2004, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by 502procharger
i am pushing, nothing. rocking back and forth, nothing. i can feel it just can't do anything about it:( :rolleyes: :eek: :eek!: Try Sitting on the John, see if that helps!:D

502procharger
01-03-2004, 10:49 PM
oh forget it all fixed, jbr must be singing for me:p

LASERRAY
01-03-2004, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by 502procharger
oh forget it all fixed, jbr must be singing for me:p Well, Um.......Uh...................Congratulations!:D

JetBoatRich
01-03-2004, 10:55 PM
I am not taking the credit for that:yuk:

LASERRAY
01-03-2004, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by JetBoatRich
I am not taking the credit for that:yuk: I know of no man that would.:yuk: The last thing that I need to know is that I helped another man move his bowells!:yuk: :yuk: :D

Cas
01-03-2004, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by 502procharger
oh forget it all fixed, jbr must be singing for me:p
don't sit down before you change your pants.....

Kilrtoy
01-03-2004, 11:34 PM
MAD COW SETTING IN
that is the first sign

Dr. Eagle
01-03-2004, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
MAD COW SETTING IN
that is the first sign
Thats right.... first sign....cow can't poop....

MagicMtnDan
01-03-2004, 11:57 PM
Maybe Catmando can post something - that'll be enough to make you dump...twice!

Dr. Eagle
01-03-2004, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
Maybe Catmando can post something - that'll be enough to make you dump...twice!
It'll overload all the sewer systems coast to coast...:yuk: :confused: :rolleyes:

Kilrtoy
01-04-2004, 12:00 AM
Maybe Catmando can post something - that'll be enough to make you dump...twice
Thanks Dan
But its to late for me to laugh that loud

DansBlown73Nordic
01-04-2004, 02:44 AM
Please don't group us East Coast guys all together........:rolleyes: I pooped three times in a hour......:yuk:

MANIC MECHANIC
01-04-2004, 11:16 AM
Gee, thanks Dan,
now they'll think we're all preoccupied with taking a dump over here! :rolleyes:

Tom Brown
01-04-2004, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Thats right.... first sign....cow can't poop....
I know that makes me mad.

likwidsukr
01-04-2004, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I know that makes me mad.
LOL...I think.....Yeah,,....LMAO!!

Jbb
01-04-2004, 04:07 PM
Here we have Tom Brown relaxing at home ...after a winter morning Muffin Run....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/860winter-toilet.jpg

Tom Brown
01-04-2004, 04:39 PM
Here's a couple of pictures I took when visiting the shoe tree rest stop.
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/shoetree.jpg
When you use the facilities at the shoe tree, be careful when sitting down. It pinches.
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/shoereststop.jpg

Dr. Eagle
01-04-2004, 05:16 PM
Dude, what you been eating???Beer Cans???

Tom Brown
01-04-2004, 05:32 PM
Some people like to crush beer cans on their forehead. I use a different approach but I believe it comes off as equally impressive. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif

Jbb
01-04-2004, 05:33 PM
Im Impressed....!

Dr. Eagle
01-04-2004, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Some people like to crush beer cans on their forehead. I use a different approach but I believe it comes off as equally impressive. http://www.***boat.com/ubb/icons/icon14.gif
Ohhh I get it, you were eating the cans to wrap the Hersheys Kisses....:D

Rexone
01-04-2004, 06:04 PM
I always wondered how they made those little kisses.
The large gift shop variety must be made by inmates.

Jbb
01-10-2004, 03:07 PM
Sing Along (http://linkdump.be/redirect.php?aid=26088)

Forkin' Crazy
01-10-2004, 05:33 PM
A whole thread about crap.... or would that be poopie?;)

Tom Brown
01-10-2004, 05:45 PM
You people are disgusting.

Tom Brown
01-10-2004, 06:03 PM
A few years ago, some youngsters were playing street hockey when I came home. One of the more chubby youths came to my door while I was unpacking some groceries and asked if he could use my bathroom. He looked pale and was dancing around so I chuckled when I said, “sure”. Within two minutes the bathroom door flew open, then my back door, and he was gone.
I was laughing like hell when I closed the backdoor that he left open. He was probably way too embarrassed to hang around. :D
About 10 minutes later I walked down the hall and it was all I could do to get into the bathroom, open the window, turn the fan on, and get the **** out. That twelve year old rat bastard left the most powerful smell I’ve ever encountered. :mad:
If that was my kid, I would ground him for a week… at someone else’s house.

Dr. Eagle
01-10-2004, 06:21 PM
Kind of like Fat Bastards atomic doodie in the Austin Powers flicks...
Pschweeeeeewwww!!!!!!!!!:yuk: