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Havasu Hangin'
01-11-2004, 05:52 PM
..."My drinking team has a softball problem."

Dr. Eagle
01-11-2004, 05:55 PM
LOL, gotta love that.........
Wonder how many games they won this year?
:eek::D :D :D

LASERRAY
01-11-2004, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
..."My drinking team has a softball problem." I saw one last week : "I went to a fight, and a hockey game broke-out". I love that one.:cool:

sandblasted
01-11-2004, 08:56 PM
I had this one on my truck several years ago:
Are you into sex and travel?
Then go take a ****in hike!

Tom Brown
01-11-2004, 08:57 PM
My favorite bumper sticker:
"Horn broken. Watch for finger."

Dr. Eagle
01-11-2004, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
My favorite bumper sticker:
"Horn broken. Watch for finger."
I liked the one that said:
How's my driving? Dial
1-800-EAT-SHIT......
To report driver

Havasu Hangin'
01-11-2004, 09:04 PM
My buddy had one:
"My other ride is your daughter"

LASERRAY
01-11-2004, 09:18 PM
A couple of classics: Save a tree, Eat a beaver!
: Gas, Grass, or Ass. No one rides for free!:cool:

TRIMDOG
01-11-2004, 09:37 PM
When I was a kid a bunch of people we knew always had "Beer drinkers make better lovers". Time to bring that back I think.

LASERRAY
01-11-2004, 09:39 PM
Have A Nice Day.:yuk:

Doug H.
01-11-2004, 11:18 PM
Here's another bumper sticker............... "bump-her stick-her"

brianwhiteboy
01-12-2004, 12:04 AM
Another choice license plate frame:
"Mean People Suck -- Come show me how mean you can be" :eek:

H20 Party Starter
01-12-2004, 12:45 AM
"Bad Cop - No Donut"
"Don't laugh at my car, your daughter's in the backseat"
"Caution: driver swerves to hit cats"
"Do you realize how ugly you are?"
"Go fast or I hate you";)

beached 1
01-12-2004, 07:06 AM
Shut up! No one likes you.

dankirk
01-12-2004, 07:12 AM
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off of the sidewalk!"
:D

25Elmn8r
01-12-2004, 01:30 PM
I used to have one on my m/c that said "Room For Your Daughter"

Keithb87
01-12-2004, 02:03 PM
I like " MY KID BEAT UP YOUR HONOR STUDENT" :D :D

roln 20s
01-12-2004, 02:05 PM
I saw one once on a slow ass POS Grimlin--"I may be slow, but I'm in front of you."
Roln 20s

dimarcobros
01-12-2004, 02:34 PM
My buddy had one on the back of his station wagon;"bigger than John Holmes"
DMB

mirvin
01-12-2004, 02:40 PM
My favorite bumper sticker to date is "Tell your chick to stop checking me out";) It's just so ridiculous. Could you imagine saying that to some big gorilla just for kicks?
Another one I've seen a lot of lately is "Built by Japanese, powered by Mexican" could someone explain this one to me. I've seen it on lots of cars here in LA. WTF? Are the engines built in Mexico or something? Or does the "powered by" refer to the driver?:confused:
Mirv:cool:

Keithb87
01-12-2004, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by mirvin
"Built by Japanese, powered by Mexican" could someone explain this one to me. I've seen it on lots of cars here in LA. WTF? Are the engines built in Mexico or something? Or does the "powered by" refer to the driver?:confused:
Mirv:cool:
Powered by all the Gas form all the Beans they ingest.... :D :D
J/K

topless
01-12-2004, 02:50 PM
My new plate frame says ....If you're going to ride my ass. might as well pull my hair.

Tom Brown
01-12-2004, 02:55 PM
LOL :D Nice one, Topless.

dimarcobros
01-12-2004, 03:11 PM
Topless - I think you win for the best one.....very nice! :D :D :D
DMB

topless
01-12-2004, 03:18 PM
Thanks, I kinda like it.

uclahater
01-12-2004, 03:21 PM
"Help he farted and we cant get out":D

Ziggy
01-12-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by roln 20s
I saw one once on a slow ass POS Grimlin--"I may be slow, but I'm in front of you."
Roln 20s
I had friends with Gremlins that both did under 10 sec 1/4's...and a Hornet that pushed the 9 sec envelope.
They won a lot of bets because nobody believed.:D :D
.not hijacking here, had to comment on the AMC jab.

Marlin455
01-12-2004, 04:23 PM
Had this on my 67 Camaro ragtop-" My ex-wife got the OTHER car!"

Dave C
01-12-2004, 04:35 PM
well your child may be an honor student but your still an idiot.

bonesfab
01-12-2004, 04:43 PM
i saw the " if your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair" with some fine redhead behind the wheel. or the mustang conv. with two hotties that said " a womans place is ontop and in control"

MagicMtnDan
01-12-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Dave C
well your child may be an honor student but your still an idiot.
Uh, if someon's going to use that on a license plate frame make sure to correct the misspelling :D
It should be "you're still an idiot."

Havasu Hangin'
01-12-2004, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by topless
My new plate frame says ....If you're going to ride my ass. might as well pull my hair.
I actually saw that one last week.

Krazy K
01-12-2004, 05:03 PM
My child was INMATE OF THE MONTH at County Jail
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

twistedpair
01-12-2004, 05:03 PM
"Mean People Rule"
"Nuke a Gay Whale for GOD"

MRS FLYIN VEE
01-12-2004, 05:06 PM
my current one says.."next time you think your perfect, try walking on water"
old one stolen.. " if you can't get around, go under".:D

AZKC
01-12-2004, 05:13 PM
Missed this one "Save a whale..... harpoon a fat chick"
Disclaimer......It's just something I saw no opinion of mine :D

dirtman
01-12-2004, 05:16 PM
On my tow rig " jesus loves you....but everybody else thinks you're an asshole"

Dave C
01-12-2004, 05:28 PM
MMD. geez, Mr. Picky, call the "typo" police. Actually it would be a grammatical error (or typo if the keyboard is not cooperating)
my friend's lifted 4x4. "smile as you go under"

Interceptor454
01-12-2004, 05:36 PM
Actually saw this license plate today: New Mexico Plate
ADIOS MF.
Can't believe the inmates were actually allowed to ship that one out the building......damn contraban.

sorry dog
01-12-2004, 06:43 PM
My personal favorite is:
"My kid sold crack to your honor student"

Marlin455
01-14-2004, 08:42 PM
"Fat people are harder to kidnap!"

Dr. Eagle
01-14-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by sorry dog
My personal favorite is:
"My kid sold crack to your honor student"
Or....
My kid beat the crap out of your honor student...
:D

mbrown2
01-14-2004, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by twistedpair
"Nuke a Gay Whale for GOD"
That one's funny...:D :) :D

raff
01-14-2004, 09:27 PM
GIVE BLOOD PLAY HOCKEY
Mak out

moneysucker
01-14-2004, 10:41 PM
I saw a CA license plate that I am sure has been revoked by now it was FKIN A.

Sleek26
01-15-2004, 12:50 AM
Saw this one in Boulder Colorado, on a VW MicroBus.
Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales!!!
Kinda says it all.

1stepcloser
01-15-2004, 07:45 AM
On my truck (crew cab dually) "0 to 60 in 6.9....gallons"
My daughters Jetta (lowered on 17's) "You say "spoiled" like its a bad thing"

LaveyOne
01-15-2004, 08:05 AM
P.E.T.A.
People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals :D :D :D

Dr. Eagle
01-15-2004, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by LaveyOne
P.E.T.A.
People for the
Eating of
Tasty
Animals :D :D :D
LOL, I love it....

uvindex
01-15-2004, 09:08 AM
Here's one I liked (a spoof of "Visualize World Peace"):
Visualize using your turn signals
:)