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78Eliminator
01-21-2004, 12:52 PM
They sure do rush you the **** through the line. Man, I like to choose slowly. If you don't pick immediately, they shove a sample in front of you. I felt like I was in Nam and they were forcing me to play russian roulette.....

Blown 472
01-21-2004, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
They sure do rush you the **** through the line. Man, I like to choose slowly. If you don't pick immediately, they shove a sample in front of you. I felt like I was in Nam and they were forcing me to play russian roulette.....
So what did you have? or did you slap tha shit outa them and go to taco bell?

HighRoller
01-21-2004, 12:55 PM
Is the fried Panda fresh or frozen?

Ntwotrance
01-21-2004, 12:56 PM
Ate there once, bit down on a cockroach..showed them, they refused to refund my money or apologize. I called the health board, and they said that they are the worse offenders....

BGMAN203
01-21-2004, 12:58 PM
**** PANDA EXPRESS...i hate that shit.

MsDrmr
01-21-2004, 12:58 PM
well I was gonna ask how it was however, think I will stay away, my step son loves the stuff, but with the carbs and the cockroach I think I will stay far away!!!!

Blown 472
01-21-2004, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by mrsdrmr
well I was gonna ask how it was however, think I will stay away, my step son loves the stuff, but with the carbs and the cockroach I think I will stay far away!!!!
cockroachs are protein.

78Eliminator
01-21-2004, 01:13 PM
"rincoln"? What the **** is that Dave? Stop smoking that shit, it's making you crazy. :D
Hey I opened up the fortune cookie and it said I would soon shit rivers of red from my ass....

Blown 472
01-21-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
"rincoln"? What the **** is that Dave? Stop smoking that shit, it's making you crazy. :D
Hey I opened up the fortune cookie and it said I would soon shit rivers of red from my ass....
Isn't that the first sign of the end of the world??

Blown 472
01-21-2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by RiverDave
I thought it was the 4th??
I guess ya didn't catch the
"Gotta Ruv Rincoln" thread on RRL... kinda in relation to that.
RD
You an oak man Dave??

78Eliminator
01-21-2004, 01:18 PM
Oak's nice.

Blown 472
01-21-2004, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Oak's nice.
I am the walrus.

78Eliminator
01-21-2004, 01:20 PM
Shut the **** up.

Blown 472
01-21-2004, 01:21 PM
So this **** machine is

78Eliminator
01-21-2004, 01:32 PM
It hurts her

78Eliminator
01-21-2004, 01:33 PM
You like muscles, punk??????

Blown 472
01-21-2004, 01:36 PM
**** it's hot in here, you have some ice I can rub on my nipples?

78Eliminator
01-21-2004, 01:39 PM
We've met before.

HyRider15
01-21-2004, 01:40 PM
Now that you have seen my cat (dead in the frezer) does this mean we are friends?

Blown 472
01-21-2004, 01:40 PM
so many nice parts

78Eliminator
01-21-2004, 01:42 PM
I thought you liked "weird"

HyRider15
01-21-2004, 01:47 PM
Not that wierd

Dr. Eagle
01-21-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Ntwotrance
Ate there once, bit down on a cockroach..showed them, they refused to refund my money or apologize. I called the health board, and they said that they are the worse offenders....
Why???
Because Cockroach = condiment.....
Lucky they didn't charge you extra.......
:rolleyes:

HighRoller
01-21-2004, 02:43 PM
YOU NO TERE US HODE DA INSECT. YOU ODA FLIED LICE YOU GET COCKLOACH. NEXT TIME GET SIDE ODA OF MAGGOT LO MEIN AND WASH DOWN WITH RAT PEE WINE. YOU GO NOW I HAVE MANY CUSTOMA!

HighRoller
01-21-2004, 02:45 PM
BTW, any of you going to Laughlin this summer and looking for good Chinese should try China Szechwan in Bullhead. It's on 95 across from Del Taco and is the best Chinese I've ever had.

Rod-64
01-21-2004, 04:02 PM
Chinese lady goes to the optomitrist. The doctor says "M'am, you have a cataract" The lady replies..."No, I have a ricoln Continental"

Kilrtoy
01-21-2004, 05:39 PM
Panda sucks,
They are so cheap on the portions.....

MagicMtnDan
01-21-2004, 06:16 PM
Panda Express means "stomach distress" in Chinese. MSG city is more like it - my body hates MSG (monsodium glutamate) - I get headaches from it.
If you're in Burbank and want the best Chinese anywhere for the price, go to Frontie Wok Too on Olive across from the Von's. Almost every dish is $5.00 each, they're cooked to order where you can see them cooking and everything is very fresh. I have yet to get a bad dish there and I'm there 3+ times a week.
There's another Frontier Wok on Hollywood Way in Burbank (near Burbank Blvd. intersection).