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Lightning
01-22-2004, 10:26 AM
It takes a Mexican man to make a Woman feel like a Woman.
On a recent flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The
turbulence were awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One woman in particular lost it. Screaming, she stood up at the
front and said, "Well, if I am going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there was silence. Everyone had forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted at the desperate woman at the
front of the plane. Then a Mexican man stood up at the rear of the plane. He was gorgeous,tall, well built, with dark brown hair and brown eyes. He walked slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.... One button at A time.... No one moved... He removed his shirt.... Muscles rippled across his chest.... She gasped... He whispered....
"Iron this bitch, and get me something to eat!...."

mirvin
01-22-2004, 11:46 AM
Doh!:D

MudPumper
01-22-2004, 12:00 PM
Yep, that's ****in funny. Can't wait to tell my girl that one.

ITSALLGOOD69
01-22-2004, 12:06 PM
That's what i'm talkin about!:D :D

TheLurker
01-22-2004, 12:55 PM
That was good!!!

Checkmate
01-22-2004, 01:14 PM
:D

Dave C
01-22-2004, 04:36 PM
oldie but goodie.:D

Keithb87
01-22-2004, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by MudPumper
Yep, that's ****in funny. Can't wait to tell my girl that one.
Last girl I told that to SLAPPED me :eek:

Kilrtoy
01-22-2004, 04:44 PM
That was some funny shit, didnt expect that....

Rvr2Bch
01-22-2004, 04:50 PM
:D Funny Stuff

MudPumper
01-22-2004, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by Keithb87
Last girl I told that to SLAPPED me :eek:
You need to move a bit quicker!!!:D

MagicMtnDan
01-22-2004, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Keithb87
Last girl I told that to SLAPPED me :eek:
If she was busy ironing your shirt she couldn't have reached you to slap you. :D