Dope heads

[Keithb87]

2:32 am. I heard Voices in the Kitchen..
I have my kids for the weekend so I'm a little more cautious.
"Man I got to piss! Where te FU#$ is the Bathroom?"
I wake up to a 16 year old kid standing in my kitchen.. I never saw this kid before. And My roomate is there also telling this punk to kick rocks. He claims that they changed the numbers on the trailers over night.
I tell this kid he has exactly 20 seconds to exit my house before the beating begin.
He runs next door and starts to bang on the windows, then behind my house then back to the front.. I don't want to call the cops But I do..
Long story short..... The cops come and find the Punk... He's so high that he is 3 streets south from his real house.
I should of just kicked his ass..
Any way back to bed.. :burningm: :burningm: :burningm: :burningm:
If i can sleep :sleeping: :sleeping: :sleeping:

[Kilrtoy]

Lucky kid,
My house he is DEAD

[MagicMtnDan]

Originally posted by Keithb87
2:32 am. I heard Voices in the Kitchen..
I have my kids for the weekend so I'm a little more cautious.
"Man I got to piss! Where te FU#$ is the Bathroom?"
I wake up to a 16 year old kid standing in my kitchen.. I never saw this kid before.
And HOW did this delinquent get into YOUR house??? :mad: :confused: :mad: :confused:

[Tom Brown]

I thought those were song lyrics at first.
Get those chicks from Hardcore-Ski's thread to record that thing and you'll have a hit (ironically enough).
Dope Heads - Trashy Skanks

[Keithb87]

My daughter went out the back door to the car and forgot to lock it. And I forgot to check it again. :(

[JetBoatRich]

Amazing, he was only three blocks off:argue:

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by JetBoatRich
Amazing, he was only three blocks off:argue:
High as he was sounds like he was lucky to be in the same town....:rolleyes:

[wsuwrhr]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Lucky kid,
My house he is DEAD
In normal circumstances this would also be the case in my house.
But he didn't sound threatening, and he was alone. I would have just kicked his ass out. Stupid **** needs to stay closer to home when toking up. Could get him hurt if he doesn't.
Brian

[Keithb87]

Later this morning, I found a Playstation 2 and mem card and a carrying case.
This is the first time I ever had someone break in and leave stuff. :eek: :eek:
I did call the cops back and have them take the PS2 and case.

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I thought those were song lyrics at first.
Get those chicks from Hardcore-Ski's thread to record that thing and you'll have a hit (ironically enough).
Dope Heads - Trashy Skanks
Sing along!
We're all stars now, in the dope show....

[PACKINAIR]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Lucky kid,
My house he is DEAD

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by PACKINAIR
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[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Keithb87
Later this morning, I found a Playstation 2 and mem card and a carrying case.
This is the first time I ever had someone break in and leave stuff. :eek: :eek:
I did call the cops back and have them take the PS2 and case. I think there's a Polish joke in there somewhere.:D

[CARRERA]

That should have called for a good ass kicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LASERRAY]

People react violently out of fear. You're both lucky that the situation didn't escalate. I'd be very satisfied with the results right about now, and would suggest a security system for your digs. If that happened to me, i'm sure i'd be up on manslaughter charges:(

[victorfb]

security system = three very loving dogs that get pissed as hell when strangers enter thier space.:D

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by victorfb
security system = three very loving dogs that get pissed as hell when strangers enter thier space.:D
I am sure that works well but that's a lot of dog shit.

[victorfb]

security system #2 = a very loving 357mag that gets pissed as hell when strangers enter MY space. :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by GlastronGuy
I am sure that works well but that's a lot of dog shit. Consider the dog shit your first-line of defense. He steps on Bandini Mountain outside, and he's on his way home to change shoes:D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by GlastronGuy
I am sure that works well but that's a lot of dog shit.
Yes, I am sure that kind of security system will require a full blown Environmental Impact Report one day.
Sooo he didn't leave any cool games with the PS2??
:confused:

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by GlastronGuy
Sing along!
We're all stars now, in the dope show....
Perfect. I just wet-vacced my vagina suit.

[Blown 472]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
Perfect. I just wet-vacced my vagina suit.
Now theres a pic in my head I didn't need. Thanks Tom.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Blown 472
Now theres a pic in my head I didn't need. Thanks Tom.
Yeah, somehow the hershey kisses making avitar was preferable to that little bit of heaven....
:rolleyes: :D

[Kachina26]

Originally posted by Keithb87
Later this morning, I found a Playstation 2 and mem card and a carrying case.
This is the first time I ever had someone break in and leave stuff. :eek: :eek:
I did call the cops back and have them take the PS2 and case. Now it's startin to sound like you're making stuff up:D :D

[fourspeednup]

So when does it come out on cops? I'll be sure to watch:cool:

[Kim Hanson]

I lived in a 6-Story apartment in Red Deer, took the garbage to the chute.....go down a few levels because of the noise of bottle's crashing all the way down...elevator...guy standing there, pushed 6, he pushed ?..Got off the elavator walked into this apartment , and slowly...did I say slowly backed my way out, never even knew I was there, I seen them!
That was along time ago, still remember it! I lived in house's after that:D Some time shit happen's, but if you are told you're in the wrong house ...I would have taken that as a " YES I AM "....sorry!:D
I get to deal with lying kids bringing my daughters home late all the time now, I will try that beat his ass to the ground mode, that just might work for those no mind little ass wipes out in the population now...Thanks:cool:

[HOSS]

I woulda beet that **** with this wagon!:mad:

[Keithb87]

About Half time during the game, I get a knock on the door. It's the intruder's father... He came by to appoligize for his son's actions, and to make his son own up to his Drug isssues.
He is a 17 year old VERY LUCKY Kid.
I'm glad this ordeal is over :)

[King Kuracz]

Half Time??? Should have beat the old mans ass for making you miss Janets tit shot.

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Keithb87
About Half time during the game, I get a knock on the door. It's the intruder's father... He came by to appoligize for his son's actions, and to make his son own up to his Drug isssues.
He is a 17 year old VERY LUCKY Kid.
I'm glad this ordeal is over :) Did he ask for the PS 2 back?:confused:

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by King Kuracz
Half Time??? Should have beat the old mans ass for making you miss Janets tit shot.
I concur.