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Buff
02-01-2004, 07:54 AM
Just some of the things that scare me:
Drunk guys driving fast boats fast.
Mulletts.
My always angry, disappointed, fat mother-in-law.
My once thread-thin wife's slow but steady girth gain.
The Hajj.
My dear wife's new haircut / hair-do. (In one evening she went from looking like a wild haired hooker to a butchy duck-tailed lesbonic.)
Those guys with religious signs at big sporting events.
buf

Blown 472
02-01-2004, 08:01 AM
The hajj?? great another ****ing racist, you have any idea what it is about?http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3448039.stm

Havasu Hangin'
02-01-2004, 08:04 AM
Women and the police.

HOSS
02-01-2004, 08:06 AM
A black man in my backyard late at night with something shiny in his hand.

Blown 472
02-01-2004, 08:08 AM
Hoss posting when he is drunk

Jbb
02-01-2004, 08:09 AM
Hoss fears Midgetts....:eek: :eek:

stoker
02-01-2004, 08:35 AM
Clowns!

LeE ss13
02-01-2004, 08:39 AM
Pregnant women walking towards me that look vaguely familiar !!!

stoker
02-01-2004, 08:47 AM
Drinking wine from a coke can :eek:

HOSS
02-01-2004, 09:30 AM
I have no fear of midgets. I knew one once. Was on the diving team. Or maybe is should say he was a dwarf. Saw a midget girl on a porno once. She had tatoos all over her. Must have worked for the circus `cause these guys weren`t swingin` sweet pickles.

Keithb87
02-01-2004, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Women and the police.
Used to fear the Police.... now I do things right..
I still fear women..... espically those under 5'4" :eek: :eek:

LASERRAY
02-01-2004, 11:58 AM
Secret Sauce.
Taco Bell
Chinese Restaraunts with no dogs or cats within miles of it
The term "Guess What"
The term" Ray, can you see me in my office before you go home"
The word "no" coming from my wife
wmd's
cancer
drunk drivers
criminal intentions
living next door to a rental home
:(

Blown 472
02-01-2004, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
living next door to a rental home
:(
With a guy that lives there by the name "inbread jed"

Dr. Eagle
02-01-2004, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
With a guy that lives there by the name "inbread jed"
Or worse...Billybob Clinton...
Hide the interns, chastity belts for all!!!!!!

LASERRAY
02-01-2004, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
With a guy that lives there by the name "inbread jed" The current "Renters" suck! We've lived here for four years and this is the third different "family" to live there. A single, 40-something Mom who looks like she just stepped-out of a PSA for Meth useage, and her daughter,( no meth here, just way overweight to put it nicely) herself a 23 year old single mom with three illegitimate children, (2 by one guy, one by another) who just moved-out a couple weeks ago, thank Jesus. Those two would cat fight constantly, and the cops were overthere all the time for one thing or another. Plus fatty had a scumbag Gangbanger boyfriend that would be there on occasion. All of the neighbors want these lowlife dirtbags gone, not just us. I've called the landlord a few times and was notified by him that their lease will NOT be renewed. :) The previous two familys were good people but had to move because of the $2100 rent bill. You'd think that a Rent tab like that would weed out the riff-raff. guess not.:rolleyes:

Krazy K
02-01-2004, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
The current "Renters" suck! We've lived here for four years and this is the third different "family" to live there. A single, 40-something Mom who looks like she just stepped-out of a PSA for Meth useage, and her daughter,( no meth here, just way overweight to put it nicely) herself a 23 year old single mom with three illegitimate children, (2 by one guy, one by another) who just moved-out a couple weeks ago, thank Jesus. Those two would cat fight constantly, and the cops were overthere all the time for one thing or another. Plus fatty had a scumbag Gangbanger boyfriend that would be there on occasion. All of the neighbors want these lowlife dirtbags gone, not just us. I've called the landlord a few times and was notified by him that their lease will NOT be renewed. :) The previous two familys were good people but had to move because of the $2100 rent bill. You'd think that a Rent tab like that would weed out the riff-raff. guess not.:rolleyes:
$2100 a month?? I didn't know welfare paid that well!!

LASERRAY
02-01-2004, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by Krazy K
$2100 a month?? I didn't know welfare paid that well!! She's probably selling crack!:D I just don't see why anyone would pay that much, that's close to my mortage price. I'd say the landloard is price gougeing, but from my side of the fence, i'm glad about it. I don't mean to sound snobby, but Goddamn it, I live in a really nice neighborhood, in a high dollar city and it pisses me off to see people in a lower social class then myself, and the surrounding homeowners, living right next door and driving down my property value. And as a homeowner, I have the right to say that.:cool:
My mistake was not knowing about the rental before I bought because it would have swayed my decision.:eek:

Interceptor454
02-01-2004, 12:49 PM
something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!:rolleyes:

Dr. Eagle
02-01-2004, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
She's probably selling crack!:D I just don't see why anyone would pay that much, that's close to my mortage price. I'd say the landloard is price gougeing, but from my side of the fence, i'm glad about it. I don't mean to sound snobby, but Goddamn it, I live in a really nice neighborhood, in a high dollar city and it pisses me off to see people in a lower social class then myself, and the surrounding homeowners, living right next door and driving down my property value. And as a homeowner, I have the right to say that.:cool:
My mistake was not knowing about the rental before I bought because it would have swayed my decision.:eek:
I had renters across the street for about 4 years. Every 6 months the u-haul showed up and off they went and a new batch moved in. worst was the lady with 5 teenage kids (some driving) that lived there. Cars everywhere, Rap music bumpin all the time... people burning rubber in front of my house... oh wait... that was me... :rolleyes: But they basically trashed the house. The family that bought the house have more or less gutted the interior and re-done most everything.
:rolleyes:

Dr. Eagle
02-01-2004, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by Interceptor454
something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!:rolleyes:
"If it bleeds vee can kill it" Predator...
Oh sorry wrong thread...
;)

LASERRAY
02-01-2004, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
I had renters across the street for about 4 years. Every 6 months the u-haul showed up and off they went and a new batch moved in. worst was the lady with 5 teenage kids (some driving) that lived there. Cars everywhere, Rap music bumpin all the time... people burning rubber in front of my house... oh wait... that was me... :rolleyes: But they basically trashed the house. The family that bought the house have more or less gutted the interior and re-done most everything.
:rolleyes: At least Homeowners live there now. Most Renters just don't give a shit.:yuk:

fourspeednup
02-01-2004, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by JETBOAT BRIAN
Hoss fears Midgetts....:eek: :eek:
Clowns!
Well, mine have been covered:cool:

Kilrtoy
02-01-2004, 07:42 PM
Chicks with Dicks

HOSS
02-01-2004, 07:45 PM
Having my dong smacked with a ball pin hammer!:eek:

HOSS
02-01-2004, 07:46 PM
On an anvil.

Kim Hanson
02-01-2004, 07:52 PM
Video Lottery Machine's..# 1.........( . )( . ).....
:mad:

Kim Hanson
02-01-2004, 07:54 PM
Young boy's that lie right to your face:mad: answer.. Beat them too reallity:cool:

Dr. Eagle
02-01-2004, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by titties and beer
HAVEING TO WATCH ANOTHER 13 WEEKS OF SURVIVOR:(
Or having a TV that only gets CBS and has no on off switch????
;)