Bullshit and Asskissing...

[Mandelon]

Subject: A Math Formula
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes
100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
What makes up 100% in life?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard
work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there,
Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!

[JetBoatRich]

This was posted a couple days ago, like I said Attitude and kissing some ass will help.:yuk:

[Kilrtoy]

Ive been doing it all wrong , for all these years.....

[Doug H.]

Very well put Mandy.

[Keithb87]

F - $ - # - K - T - H - E - B - O - S - S
6+21+3+11+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=174%
:D :D
Try this and see how far you get.
(edited for porfanity) :p :p

[CEO]

F - $ - # - K - T - H - E - B - O - S - S - E -S- W- I - F - E
6+21+3+11+20+8+5+2+15+19+19+5+19+23+6+5=222%
That's what I'm talking about;)

[Checkmate]

:D :D :D

[LUVNLIFE]

To all asskissers and bullshiters. Your crap eventually will wear out and everyone will figure you out. Then you will be looking for a new ass. Attitude and hard work is the way to go.:D Besides you end up with white stuff all over your face for nothing.:D