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HCS
02-10-2004, 10:24 PM
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few
minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks,
" What in the world was that? "
The man says, " Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing. "
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her,
" What was that? "
She replies, " Touchdown, tie score. "
The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work one up.
He tries so hard that he shits all over the bed.
The wife asks, " Now what in the world was that?. "
He replies, " Half Time. Switch sides. "

FMluvswater
02-10-2004, 10:56 PM
:D :D :D LMFAO!!! I ain't right! :D I really ain't! :D

Kilrtoy
02-10-2004, 11:43 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Thats wrong

spectratoad
02-11-2004, 05:59 AM
Sounds like it was a game that Tom Brown was playing with Topless.:D :D
Note to self. "Don't eat bran muffins before bed.":D

Infomaniac
02-11-2004, 06:07 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
:D :D :D LMFAO!!! I ain't right! :D I really ain't! :D
That was you? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Who won the game?
Gang - post - ***** me baby :D

FMluvswater
02-11-2004, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Infomaniac
That was you? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Who won the game?
Gang - post - ***** me baby :D
The winner won. ;) :p
Da man call da shots. You da man, HON. ;) :D I will gangpostwhore you, baby anytime anywhere! ;) :D

welk2party
02-11-2004, 05:18 PM
That is sick but really funny.:p

MRS FLYIN VEE
02-11-2004, 05:20 PM
LMAO!! :D :D