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Blown 472
02-21-2004, 09:28 PM
with some beef jerky in my ass.

Tom Brown
02-21-2004, 09:30 PM
Waiting to get cash for some rolled coin...

Blown 472
02-21-2004, 09:33 PM
That I just put in the tubes after beating my......

Tom Brown
02-21-2004, 09:34 PM
staff for not restocking my jerky and condom vending machines...

Blown 472
02-21-2004, 09:38 PM
playing with my nuts, thinking about the sock full of nickels facial I just gave to this skank.

Tom Brown
02-21-2004, 09:38 PM
... for playing with my jerky.

Dr. Eagle
02-21-2004, 09:46 PM
The End....:D

Tom Brown
02-21-2004, 09:48 PM
... of the jerky was tickling my prostate. That's when...

Dr. Eagle
02-21-2004, 09:49 PM
My head popped out of my ass, and said....

Doug H.
02-21-2004, 10:24 PM
Where's Boozer and RiverDave ? they said to meet me

Dr. Eagle
02-21-2004, 10:31 PM
at the end of this tunnel

SoCal_fun
02-22-2004, 01:27 AM
for a little sausage party...

Mandelon
02-22-2004, 11:05 AM
with a side order of Chorizo, that stuff is......

HOSS
02-22-2004, 11:14 AM
slick as owl shit. Which will aid in...

Keithb87
02-22-2004, 12:16 PM
removing barncales from your ........ :D

Mandelon
02-22-2004, 12:51 PM
Prostate. And thank God it does. Those things hurt worse than...........

rrrr
02-22-2004, 01:01 PM
pounding your dick flat with a mallet.

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 03:44 PM
Or getting your balls caught in...

Tom Brown
02-22-2004, 03:45 PM
Boozer's ass hair. Just then...

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 03:46 PM
a weasel jumped up and grabbed ahold of the beef jerkey and...

Tom Brown
02-22-2004, 03:49 PM
ate his way all the way to my appendix before he...

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 03:57 PM
Decided to gnaw on those barnacles on the prostate, and then he...

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 04:08 PM
Poked his head out and said...

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 04:12 PM
Hey Tom Brown, you missing a muffin???

Tom Brown
02-22-2004, 04:14 PM
That's when the bank manager said, "Sir... we don't allow animals inside the branch."

Blown 472
02-22-2004, 04:17 PM
Then Brown mouthed off to her, and she was a fine piece of ass, then she whipped out her............

Tom Brown
02-22-2004, 05:18 PM
panties and said, "How come you never call me anymore!???"

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 05:30 PM
as she whips her cell phone out of her...

DansBlown73Nordic
02-22-2004, 06:00 PM
Big Wet Snatch......She Noticed.......

Tom Brown
02-22-2004, 06:12 PM
from the scent of the phone that she was ovulating.

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 08:32 PM
Then she realized, she hadn't answered because the phone was on vibrate only...

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 08:52 PM
Then she slapped him for not calling more because the buzz made her...

Mandelon
02-22-2004, 09:45 PM
Ohhhhh sooo horny, me luv you long time. The police suddenly burst through the doors......Hey.....

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 09:55 PM
Put that cell phone back where it belongs...

Mandelon
02-22-2004, 10:03 PM
Ring, Ring!

Dr. Eagle
02-22-2004, 10:07 PM
Her eyes get glassy and she gets this smile on her face... and then all at once...

Blown 472
02-22-2004, 10:18 PM
Brown jacked a load into her eyes, sending her into a rage, to which she.............

Mandelon
02-22-2004, 10:34 PM
Cried out. Then broke into song...(Sing with me here)
"The muffin man, the muffin man" "I am just f-ing loco for the muffin man."