My Girl friend is Gaining Weight

[SummerBreeze]

My girl friend is gaining weight....
Shit I have not seen her in a few weeks she is getting an ass on her and startin to get a belly
She changed jobs and moved. The job that she has now is not as active.
I called her tonight and she was eating.
Should I tell her??? Your getting fat stop eating...

[fourspeednup]

I read an article on this in maxim...
Start working out yourself and she will be compelled to do it since she can't have your fat ass showing her up.:D
Or maybe just dump her:D

[Jordy]

Originally posted by fourspeednup
Or maybe just dump her:D
I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that should he call her up and tell her that she's fat and should stop eating that he's probably not going to have to worry about dumping her... :D

[Kim Hanson]

Gaining weight for women is GOOD, big ......( . )( . )......'s:D

[Havasu Hangin']

This is a no-win...

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
This is a no-win...
For once we agree....:D

[Kilrtoy]

tell her straight out she is fat.
the truth hurts
if she doesnt correct the problem
DUMP HER ASS:D

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
For once we agree....
I don't think so. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy06.gif

[FRANK THE TANK]

Originally posted by Kim Hanson
Gaining weight for women is GOOD, big ......( . )( . )......'s:D
I knew there was a reason I liked the fat girls in college.....;)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
I don't think so. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy06.gif
OK.....:eek: What was I thinking, if we did... I'd be REALLY scared>>>>>>>!

[Tom Brown]

I'm with Kim. Big is beautiful. :)
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/Princess.jpg

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
OK.....
No, it's not OK. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused28.gif

[No Regrets]

Big girls need lovin too.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I'm with Kim. Big is beautiful. :)
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/Princess.jpg
more fiber please....

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
No, it's not OK. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused28.gif
OK gotcha, not OK....:eek: :confused:

[fourspeednup]

She'll provide shade at Havasu and warmth at Glamis:D

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
OK gotcha, not OK....
Why do you say that? Based on your limited personal experience? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused46.gif

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Why do you say that? Based on your limited personal experience? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused46.gif
Right HH I have never been anywhere or done anything... How the **** would I know anything at all?

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Right HH I have never been anywhere or done anything... How the **** would I know anything at all?
That's right...now we agree on something. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused02.gif

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
That's right...now we agree on something. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused02.gif
So how the rose colored glasses serving you these days?

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
So how the rose colored glasses serving you these days?
The only glasses I'm looking through these days are beer goggles. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy33.gif

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
The only glasses I'm looking through these days are beer goggles. http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/1/happy33.gif
Rose colored ones.....:rolleyes:

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Rose colored ones....
Actually...Fosters isn't rose-colored.

[MagicMtnDan]

Originally posted by SummerBreeze
My girl friend is gaining weight....
Shit I have not seen her in a few weeks she is getting an ass on her and startin to get a belly
She changed jobs and moved. The job that she has now is not as active.
I called her tonight and she was eating.
Should I tell her??? Your getting fat stop eating...
Time to put your right hand on a diet and start dating your left :D :D :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Actually...Fosters isn't rose-colored.
It is for you...

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
It is for you...
Once again...we are back to assumptions.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Once again...we are back to assumptions.
We observe behavior...:rolleyes:

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
We observe behavior...:rolleyes:
Yes...we do.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Yes...we do.
Yes... we do.

[ratso]

The really big question is, has she asked you yet "Honey, do I look fat to you?"

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Yes... we do.
Yes...we do.
You seem to wasting alot of energy on typing tonight...usually you are too busy stereotyping.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
Yes...we do.
You seem to wasting alot of energy on typing tonight...usually you are too busy stereotyping.
Thanks for the commentary HH. For one with such a broad view of things that was a pretty small comment.:rolleyes:

[Tom Brown]

http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/bounce.gif

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Thanks for the commentary HH.
I'm here to help.

[Tom Brown]

I'm here to help too...
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/rrlav.jpg

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Havasu Hangin'
I'm here to help.
Yeah you sure are... maybe you could help someone that wants your assistance...
:rolleyes:

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/bounce.gif
That rocks...:D

[Dr. Eagle]

Are all cantards this funny, TB?

[ratso]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I'm here to help too...
http://www.CarlsonSpeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/rrlav.jpg
At least your avatar has something to do with the topic since it seems to have been HIJACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Yeah you sure are... maybe you could help someone that wants your assistance...
:rolleyes:
Look... there's no call for sarcasm.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by ratso
At least your avatar has something to do with the topic since it seems to have been HIJACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
Well, sometimes shit happens....:rolleyes: like havasu happens:rolleyes:

[Cas]

just give her 4 rolls of toilet paper. When she asks why you gave that to her, tell her to just use it to wipe between her boobs and add that it'll make her boobs bigger.
When she asks if it'll really work, just answer, "it worked on your ass, didn't it?"

[Forkin' Crazy]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
That rocks...:D
Yea it does! Is that a new video game for PCs?:)

[Hotcrusader76]

WWWWhhhhhoooooowwwww there trigger:D
Originally posted by Tom Brown
I'm with Kim. Big is beautiful. :)
http://www.carlsonspeed.com/~tombrown/QuickLink/Princess.jpg

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Yeah you sure are... maybe you could help someone that wants your assistance...
Actually I try to focus on those who need my assistance.
Admitting you need help is the first step toward recovery.

[GlastronGuy]

The OP has the user name of a woman's douche and he's worried about his gf?
:confused:

[Dave C]

this thread is funny, entertaining and annoying all at the same time.
Do we need to get the steel cage out for you guys?

[NOTALENT]

DUMP HER!!!!!!!!!!!