Clean Jokes?

[OGShocker]

It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two
in it. Here is one with none:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them,
and the beech says to the birch, "Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker
lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He
replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of
a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have
ever put my pecker in."
:D

[91nordic29]

all my friends hate it when i repeat these but...
a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "gee buddy, why the long face?"
three strings go into a bar and the bartender says, "hey, we dont serve strings in this bar" and the strings leave.
two of the strings put on thier sunglasses and go back into the bar and the bartender says" hey, i told you to get out we dont serve strings!".
one of the strings says "i'll try it once more" and ties himself in a knot, unraveling half of himself. he goes back into the bar and the bartender again says "hey, arent you a string?" and the string says "nope, i'm a frayed not!"
:) :D :cool: :D

[OGShocker]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
Eight", the boy replied.
The man continued, "Do you know how these are used?"
The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for
him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike.
He can't do either one."

[91nordic29]

i dont think they like our jokes??!!:o