JustMVG
03-29-2006, 12:36 AM
THE BLONDE AND THE ALLIGATOR
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,"Well then, maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for
free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile,"Little lady, just go and
give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to
catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her
eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out
"DAMN... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades.
She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,"Well then, maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for
free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile,"Little lady, just go and
give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to
catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it
onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were seven more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.
The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her
eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out
"DAMN... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"