The Truth About This Joint..........

[FryJet]

How many ***boat forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
7 people to post. can this be made a sticky?
46 reporting it as spam because the "lightbulb" company does not sponsor their forum
1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
The more I read, the more I realized this shit was true, lol.:p :wink: :D
F.J.

[fourspeednup]

I do see some similarity:D

[JetBoatRich]

that pretty much sums it up:rolleyes:
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where does that fall under:confused:

[FryJet]

I hope it doesnt get locked........;)
F.J.

[Kachina26]

Originally posted by FryJet
I hope it doesnt get locked........;)
F.J. http://***boat.com/forums/images/lockfolder.gif

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Kachina26
http://***boat.com/forums/images/lockfolder.gif
Don't get me started, Mr. Sensitive...

[Kachina26]

I'm just trying out my new found powers, now quit posting on this thread, I locked it. Ok, gonna double lock it this time.http://***boat.com/forums/images/lockfolder.gif http://***boat.com/forums/images/lockfolder.gif

[Kilrtoy]

What kinda Crap is this:burningm: :burningm: :burningm: :burningm: :burningm:
Oh wait it is so true

[Kachina26]

That's it:mad: You're on double secret probation! :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by FryJet
How many ***boat forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
7 people to post. can this be made a sticky?
46 reporting it as spam because the "lightbulb" company does not sponsor their forum
1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
The more I read, the more I realized this shit was true, lol.:p :wink: :D
F.J. Oh the truth hurts! :D Genius post! Very true!;)

[wsuwrhr]

perfect post. Sums it right up.
Brian

[Mandelon]

And one to throw dookey at you on the freeway. :D :D

[MagicMtnDan]

You missed the part about customizing the light bulb :D

[Jungle Boy]

You forgot to clean the lamp shade while you were doing that.:D

[MagicMtnDan]

and what about all the people asking if that lightbulb is really a custom light bulb?
didja hear that you can get more watts from a light bulb if you screw it in through the transom?

[HM]

You forgot this:
5 members to offer to make the light bulb out of billet
2 members to complain to the light bulb mfg of the fake billet light bulbs
1 light bulb member to send a threatening e-mail to RD to stop
5 lurker members to make the billet light bulbs on e-bay
1 member to complain about paypal not working with a rating of 1 star
1 member to be a smart ass and get biatch slapped by a 9 year old girl
:D
Boy, we really could go on!!!

[HOSS]

And 1 like me to say "**** it".

[wsuwrhr]

Hey now, I'm taking that as an insult. haha. I didn't off to make them out of billet.
A number of people approach ME to make parts for them.
Brian
Originally posted by HolyMoly
You forgot this:
5 members to offer to make the light bulb out of billet
2 members to complain to the light bulb mfg of the fake billet light bulbs
1 light bulb member to send a threatening e-mail to RD to stop
5 lurker members to make the billet light bulbs on e-bay
1 member to complain about paypal not working with a rating of 1 star
1 member to be a smart ass and get biatch slapped by a 9 year old girl
:D
Boy, we really could go on!!!

[FryJet]

Ummmm, if said light bulb is that of a 100 watt deal, is that real wattage or corrected wattage and can someone dyno said bulb or lamp if in fact I need to prove its worth, just curious.
F.J.

[FryJet]

Originally posted by Mandelon
And one to throw dookey at you on the freeway. :D :D
Who Flung Poo ?, thats my new band Mandy.
F.J.

[mike37]

Originally posted by FryJet
How many ***boat forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the light bulb and 1 to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
7 people to post. can this be made a sticky?
46 reporting it as spam because the "lightbulb" company does not sponsor their forum
1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
The more I read, the more I realized this shit was true, lol.:p :wink: :D
F.J.
you only have 239 post what the hell do you know any way:D

[RiverKitty]

Originally posted by mike37
you only have 239 post what the hell do you know any way:D
I was thinkin' the same thing!
Nevertheless....CLASSIC FryJet!!!!
Did you make that whole thing up by yourself or did you "borrow" it??? :confused:

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by mike37
you only have 239 post what the hell do you know any way:D
You know the rookie's:D

[jlnorthrup122]

Originally posted by mike37
you only have 239 post what the hell do you know any way
Maybe he is one of the lurkers that he mentioned in the post. (and my wife is one of those grammer corrector types he described see how well my grammer is in this post!!) Shes lookin over my shoulder!:D :D damn bitch

[jlnorthrup122]

OUCH OUCH SHIT shes tryin to report me to a moderator!:D :D :D

[RiverKitty]

LOL! :D Be nice Jethro! <---your nickname
I was trying to figure out which one I was....and I think I've been at least one of each at one time or another! :p

[mike37]

Originally posted by RiverKitty
I was thinkin' the same thing!
Nevertheless....CLASSIC FryJet!!!!
Did you make that whole thing up by yourself or did you "borrow" it??? :confused:
dam new bees think they got it all figured out:D

[Kim Hanson]

Where do I fit in in that stuff:confused: .....( . )( . )......:D

[FMluvswater]

... and 1 to lay claim to having changed the lightbulb more often than anyone else and 9 to try to beat that record? ;) :D

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
... and 1 to lay claim to having changed the lightbulb more often than anyone else and 9 to try to beat that record? ;) :D
:D That's funny.......( . )( . )........:)

[FryJet]

Originally posted by RiverKitty
I was thinkin' the same thing!
Nevertheless....CLASSIC FryJet!!!!
Did you make that whole thing up by yourself or did you "borrow" it??? :confused:
I cant lay claim to all of it but I added some stuff to it just so none of you fockers could start whining about copyright infringement or plagiarism. ;) I am far from new though, I had a problem a long time ago with my password so I created a new name and there you go. Just ask Hoss (jroos) how much better my el cheapo Supershop Erson cam is over his high dollar bumpstick paper wieght that he was freaking out over, that was a good thread back then. :p . Damn, this is tough crowd.:rolleyes: :wink:
F.J.

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by FryJet
I cant lay claim to all of it but I added some stuff to it just so none of you fockers could start whining about copyright infringement or plagiarism. ;) I am far from new though, I had a problem a long time ago with my password so I created a new name and there you go. Just ask Hoss (jroos) how much better my el cheapo Supershop Erson cam is over his high dollar bumpstick paper wieght that he was freaking out over, that was a good thread back then. :p . Damn, this is tough crowd.:rolleyes: :wink:
F.J.
I'am walking on thin ice here I think, they are tough:D .....( . )( . )......:p Funny chit also!

[FryJet]

why do people take you so serious Kim? Dont they know your Canadian? :p
F.J.

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by FryJet
why do people take you so serious Kim? Dont they know your Canadian? :p
F.J.
I don't think it would really matter where I lived, must throw them off with the girl's name thing:D ........( . )( . )......eh!:p :p

[FryJet]

Well, your people were depicted as kind of different in the movie "Strange Brew". Maybe they just didnt like the movie and are holding you responsible.:wink: I for one liked it, eh hoser.
F.J.

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by FryJet
Well, your people were depicted as kind of different in the movie "Strange Brew". Maybe they just didnt like the movie and are holding you responsible.:wink: I for one liked it, eh hoser.
F.J.
My people:D I seen FastTime's at RidgeMount High and thought it was funny.....That's a show! I'am a show, so maybe they just don't like me:D .........( . )( . )...........

[FryJet]

Hey Kim, is this you in your van? Kinda looks like you.:wink: Who is the other guy, Tom Brown?
F.J.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/954inside-van.jpg

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by FryJet
Hey Kim, is this you in your van? Kinda looks like you.:wink: Who is the other guy, Tom Brown?
F.J.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/954inside-van.jpg
Tom has short hair dude! Not me also:cool: ......( . )( . ).....

[FryJet]

Sorry, my bad. :p
F.J.

[Kim Hanson]

Everybody makes mistakes, I just seem to make alot of them...You trying to catch up:p ....( . )( . ).......:D