Free at last, free at last, oh lordy i'm free at last!

[LASERRAY]

The insurance company nurse just left my house this morning with blood, and urine samples, and blood pressure readings. I have been on the wagon the last couple of weeks in order to achieve low liver function readings, lowered blood pressure, and have been slamming the Milk thistle like cheap Vicodin. All in the name of more life Insurance. So i'm almost out the door to go find the beer sales, stock-up, and spend this afternoon drunk. Woo-Hoo. Then I may grab my wife, and treat myself to a little Sodomy.

[HCS]

What ever you do, don't mention the beer.
Your rates will tripple!!!! Believe me, I know.......

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
What ever you do, don't mention the beer.
Your rates will tripple!!!! Believe me, I know....... Well, that's what the tests are for, right? You can still drink as long as it's not so much, as to harm your liver, kidneys, pancreas, etc. Besides, I wouldn't volunteer info anyway.

[HCS]

When they ask me if I smoke or drink I told em I drink a beer now
and then. That was a mistake. You can't be honest about anything I guess.
Once one insurance company rates you your stuck with that rating for awhile.
Just figure If your drinking and something happens they won't
pay. They probably wouldn't pay either way anyways.

[Mandelon]

Rite Aid has great specials on 12ers of St Pauli Girl, Molsen, Moosehead, Sam Adams, Tecate and Smirnoff Ice all the time. There's always some good import that goes for $8.99 to $9.99.

[ratso]

I'd like to hear more about the sodomy...

[LASERRAY]

Made 2 stops for beer.( both stores are in the same shopping center, so no biggie). At Albertsons I picked-up (4) 24oz Icehouses, and (2) 24 oz Steel Reserve 211. (8.1% alcohol, YES!!!). Also picked-up a sixer of Guiness Stout for $5.99.
Went to Rite-aid after that for my Miller Lite 18 pack and two more 24 oz beers.(All on sale) Miller lite. So now i'm on my first 211 and plan to go all day and night! Cheers. (burp)

[HighRoller]

I can see it now, the Doctor calls Monday to tell LaserRay they lost his sample and could the nurse come back this afternoon to retest?

[HavasuDreamin']

Ice House is seriously one of the worst beers I have ever had. :yuk:
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused27.gif

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by HavasuDreamin'
Ice House is seriously one of the worst beers I have ever had. :yuk:
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused27.gif I don't know Hd, It's tasting pretty good right now.(wink)

[HighRoller]

Focker... I was sposed to be headed to the gym to swim some laps, now all I can think of is stopping by the Speedy Mart for two jumbo bottles of Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade! I always use them to warm up, then maybe I'll hit the 24 oz Coors light and have a Midori Driver later. It sucks drinking boring stuff now that I know 150 drink recipes...

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by HighRoller
I can see it now, the Doctor calls Monday to tell LaserRay they lost his sample and could the nurse come back this afternoon to retest? Now that's funny! Don't think I didn't draw up that senario in my mind.