Kilrtoy
03-13-2004, 10:48 PM
So my buddy is flying down the street on his motor scooter, that is known for motor cops working speed on this street. IT IS NO SECRET TO VALLEY FOLKS.
So this motor cop gets him on his laser at 65 in a 35MPH zone and yes he actually got up to a higher speed, but the cop thought the pursuit was on, due to the fact he was riding a FZR750. So here is the story.
As the cops is getting off his bike my buddy says.
(Buddy)How fast was I going
(Cop) 65mph
(B) Bullshit,I never got above 40MPH, I want to see your radar.
(C) Well, I don't have to show you my radar, buddy cut him off
(B) I know my rights, you have to show me
(C) now finishes, I don't have a radar , I have a LASER, it is exteremly accurate
(B) I want to see the calibration card, it is out of whack, there is no way I was going that fast
(C) it's brand new, it is accurate
(B) see, you don't even know how to work it
So by now i'm sure the cop is getting tired of my buddy, Who by the way is a dumb ass, as you can tell by now
(C) well I have had enough of your mouth, I want to see your License, registration and insurance
(B) I dont have it on me, but I know my license number
Ok so now things are changing in the cops favor, remember I said buddy is a dumb ass and over-reactes with his body language
Well time passes and the cop has now run a license check or what ever they do and guess what my buddy has a license, but not one for a motorcycle.
(C) hey buddy, you dont have a license to operate a motorcycle
(B) what the **** are you talking about, yes I do, my mom works for the DMV.
ok it's getting worse for my buddy, Oh did I say he has a BIG ASS KNIFE IN PLAIN VIEW ON HIS HIP.
(C) I double checked and , NO, you don't have one
(B) BULLSHIT, you don't know what the **** you are doing. As he begins to step closer to the cop, REMEMBER THE KNIFE.
So now the cops says
(C) You know, I am now in fear for my life, you have a very big knife on you hip and you are very angry towards me and now you are advancing on me, as the cop draws his gun and begins to approach my buddy.
Ok my buddy says he now realized he pushed one to many buttons and he is now getting scared.
(B) hey, im not touching it, i'll be cool.
(C) I think you need to spend the rest of our time together on the asphalt face down in cuffs,
Oh yeah it was 93 degrees that day.
so my buddy sat down on the curb and began to relax.
Well my buddy isnt done yet
(B) you know my bike is faster than yours, I could have lost you.
(C) that is what I was hoping for, your bike is fast, but so is mine 0 to 60 4.3 1/4 mile 11.8 125, yeah yours is faster, but I was hoping to find out just how much.
my buddy thinks to himself bullshit.
(B) what is that
right then he see's BMW, he says
(B) is that a BMW
(C) YES, 04, it's quick , lacks the mid range but makes it up on the top end of 160MPH
My buddy now realizes he is glad he didn't run, he said he has heard of these bikes.
CONTINUING
(C) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH sign here
my buddy does and then the cops gets his laser gun and shows him that he got him at 65 mph and 243 feet away from him ( whatever that means)
Right then the tow truck shows up and my buddy is like what the ****.
(C) I don't ever impound bikes for not having the right type of stuff, but after what you put me thru, Its going to jail for 30 days.
Right then his partner showed up
Oh did i say my buddy is 5-7 he is a short ****
(C) and the reason my partner is here, just in case you want to fight, my partner is more your size, he is 5-7, I'd feel bad whopping your ass.
my buddy said the cop was 6-2 and built like a WWF wrestler.
So the cop said to my buddy who was now sitting on the bus bench, as he watched his bike leave and the cop was about to drive off, remember the bus only takes correct change.
Moral to the story, don't talk shit, especially when your F@#$ed up, like my buddy. Oh yeah he lost his bike for 30 days and he got a ticket for no license , insurance and speeding(IN A SCHOOL ZONE). OH BOY ISA HE F&*#ED
So this motor cop gets him on his laser at 65 in a 35MPH zone and yes he actually got up to a higher speed, but the cop thought the pursuit was on, due to the fact he was riding a FZR750. So here is the story.
As the cops is getting off his bike my buddy says.
(Buddy)How fast was I going
(Cop) 65mph
(B) Bullshit,I never got above 40MPH, I want to see your radar.
(C) Well, I don't have to show you my radar, buddy cut him off
(B) I know my rights, you have to show me
(C) now finishes, I don't have a radar , I have a LASER, it is exteremly accurate
(B) I want to see the calibration card, it is out of whack, there is no way I was going that fast
(C) it's brand new, it is accurate
(B) see, you don't even know how to work it
So by now i'm sure the cop is getting tired of my buddy, Who by the way is a dumb ass, as you can tell by now
(C) well I have had enough of your mouth, I want to see your License, registration and insurance
(B) I dont have it on me, but I know my license number
Ok so now things are changing in the cops favor, remember I said buddy is a dumb ass and over-reactes with his body language
Well time passes and the cop has now run a license check or what ever they do and guess what my buddy has a license, but not one for a motorcycle.
(C) hey buddy, you dont have a license to operate a motorcycle
(B) what the **** are you talking about, yes I do, my mom works for the DMV.
ok it's getting worse for my buddy, Oh did I say he has a BIG ASS KNIFE IN PLAIN VIEW ON HIS HIP.
(C) I double checked and , NO, you don't have one
(B) BULLSHIT, you don't know what the **** you are doing. As he begins to step closer to the cop, REMEMBER THE KNIFE.
So now the cops says
(C) You know, I am now in fear for my life, you have a very big knife on you hip and you are very angry towards me and now you are advancing on me, as the cop draws his gun and begins to approach my buddy.
Ok my buddy says he now realized he pushed one to many buttons and he is now getting scared.
(B) hey, im not touching it, i'll be cool.
(C) I think you need to spend the rest of our time together on the asphalt face down in cuffs,
Oh yeah it was 93 degrees that day.
so my buddy sat down on the curb and began to relax.
Well my buddy isnt done yet
(B) you know my bike is faster than yours, I could have lost you.
(C) that is what I was hoping for, your bike is fast, but so is mine 0 to 60 4.3 1/4 mile 11.8 125, yeah yours is faster, but I was hoping to find out just how much.
my buddy thinks to himself bullshit.
(B) what is that
right then he see's BMW, he says
(B) is that a BMW
(C) YES, 04, it's quick , lacks the mid range but makes it up on the top end of 160MPH
My buddy now realizes he is glad he didn't run, he said he has heard of these bikes.
CONTINUING
(C) BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH sign here
my buddy does and then the cops gets his laser gun and shows him that he got him at 65 mph and 243 feet away from him ( whatever that means)
Right then the tow truck shows up and my buddy is like what the ****.
(C) I don't ever impound bikes for not having the right type of stuff, but after what you put me thru, Its going to jail for 30 days.
Right then his partner showed up
Oh did i say my buddy is 5-7 he is a short ****
(C) and the reason my partner is here, just in case you want to fight, my partner is more your size, he is 5-7, I'd feel bad whopping your ass.
my buddy said the cop was 6-2 and built like a WWF wrestler.
So the cop said to my buddy who was now sitting on the bus bench, as he watched his bike leave and the cop was about to drive off, remember the bus only takes correct change.
Moral to the story, don't talk shit, especially when your F@#$ed up, like my buddy. Oh yeah he lost his bike for 30 days and he got a ticket for no license , insurance and speeding(IN A SCHOOL ZONE). OH BOY ISA HE F&*#ED