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welk2party
03-27-2004, 10:06 AM
THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN
This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"
If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
Amen Brother.............

twistedpair
03-27-2004, 10:44 AM
I like it. It doesn't sound like something Robin Williams would say, I thought he was a flaming liberal, but I like it none the less.

Dr. Eagle
03-27-2004, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by twistedpair
I like it. It doesn't sound like something Robin Williams would say, I thought he was a flaming liberal, but I like it none the less.
Ditto, I thought he was a flamer...liberal that is....
I do like it too...

BUSTI
03-27-2004, 12:27 PM
I don't believe Williams wrote it. I agree with some of it...you see I think fighting evil is fo the preservation of the US! No matter where we happen to find it. We do it for us not the 3rd world but us. It would be a mistake for this country to become isolationists!
I say lets hit'em now why we got the muscle! There is never no end to doing whats right! I would rather kill those bastards over there than to have this war on our own soil! And it is a war that won't go away untill we destroy their culture much the same way we obliterated the Nazis and Tojo. You watch if we do not have the stomach for it now then I know we won't have the stomach for it when the war is on our own home turf.
Sounsd cold but I would rather have their kids blown up than ours. And believe me it is us or them, no amount of negotiating with these animals will work. No UN drivel will keep them at bay only bombs and GI's will!
As the Hamas leadership as well as the Ayatollahs in Iran and including UBL have said " the US and the Jews love life all most as much as we love death!"
That is why they can strap bombs to their children and use them as bombs...those animal fu##s!
And after the 200 Spainards got blown up how many Muslim(so called peace loving ones) here in the US went on TV and stated their repugnant condemnation of the bombing? None thats how many!
Well at least Williams has showed some appreciation for what this country has done for the world. As I have said on these boards before the US is the greatest force for good on the Planet!