The Good Wife...

[summerlove]

I agree with 100% of this, at least while my wife isn't around! Enjoy... It comes from the May, 1955 Housekeeping Magazine.
What do you think????
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[HCS]

That's one of those. "Remember whens."

[mickeyfinn]

Those days are long gone....Here is a modern day story:
A Beer Before it Starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a
beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz
in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started.
:D :D

[NastyOne]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

[Mandelon]

The Story of My Life
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

[HCS]

Very good, sounds like you got it straight.:D

[welk2party]

LMAO Mandelon!:D :cool:

[coolchange]

I like the third one. " Be a little gay"
Oh ya, and it looks like brother and sissy are playing a little game of "I'll show you mine.."
My wifes gonna kick my ass when I print this and put it on the frig!

[Just Tool'n]

Originally posted by Mandelon
The Story of My Life
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
If its got tits or tires, your bound to have trouble with them!

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Just Tool'n
If its got tits or tires, your bound to have trouble with them!
Tits tires or Props/Jet.......:(

[gigamurph]

Let's see if you catch helllike I did when I posted it way back when! No, not 1955! '65 I believe.:p