It drives me nuts..... [Archive]

Cas

03-31-2004, 08:44 AM

when you step on a lego piece in the middle of the night on your way to the bathroom. It makes it worse when the f*cking roll is upside/down and you can't find the end.

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 08:46 AM

I always trip over the dog because he lays in the middle of the floor. you'de think I would learn by now to look for the dog. :D

Her454

03-31-2004, 08:46 AM

How about stubbing your baby toe on the corner of the furniture when your half asleep trying to find the bathroom.........OUCH.

Debbolas

03-31-2004, 08:47 AM

I had a "moment" last night and kinda "ranted" on my family for not replacing the toliet paper roll. It's not like it is difficult to do.
In a house with three teenagers ya would think that one of them could replace the toliet paper roll........ok, better calm down. I have to go teach kids pretty quick here, can't be in a bad mood.....
:eek:

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 08:48 AM

Originally posted by Her454
How about stubbing your baby toe on the corner of the furniture when your half asleep trying to find the bathroom.........OUCH.
:mad: I don't know how many times I have done that and it really pisses me of and then there's no damn toilet paper in the bathroom to be found. :mad: :D

FMluvswater

03-31-2004, 08:49 AM

I completely agree with both of you. I almost posted about it once myself. :D Even if I'm visiting ... if it's on wrong I fix it until I'm ready to leave the room then put it back how they had it ... from underneath is just very wrong. ;) :D

Cas

03-31-2004, 08:50 AM

Ouch! I hate when that happens!
you know the dog is thinking "WTF, I'm trying to sleep here" :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 08:52 AM

LOL!! He doeas to. he looks at me like . "what are you stupid, I lay here everyday and you'de think you got the hint" with my dog. it's his world I just live in it. LOL!!:D

Cas

03-31-2004, 08:58 AM

FM, I, ummm, do the same thing :D

FMluvswater

03-31-2004, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by Cas
FM, I, ummm, do the same thing :D
Whew! Glad I'm not the only "details" person here! ;) :D

Mrs. Restless22

03-31-2004, 09:03 AM

Glad to know Im not the only tp anal nutcase! :D
I change it at everyones house Im at....and my own!

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:06 AM

I just shit the bed.

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
Glad to know Im not the only tp anal nutcase! :D
I change it at everyones house Im at....and my own!
A word for you, therapy.:D :D

Mrs. Restless22

03-31-2004, 09:07 AM

I dont shit in bed....that my friend requires therapy :D

FMluvswater

03-31-2004, 09:08 AM

Have any of you ever met someone who actually doesn't have a preference? I have. That person frightens me. How could anyone NOT have a preference? :eek: If they're gonna put it on wrong shouldn't they at least have the decency to defend their wrongness? :D What's this shrugging shoulders I don't care doesn't matter either way business all about? :eek: :confused:

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Have any of you ever met someone who actually doesn't have a preference? I have. That person frightens me. How could anyone NOT have a preference? :eek: If they're gonna put it on wrong shouldn't they at least have the decency to defend their wrongness? :D What's this shrugging shoulders I don't care doesn't matter either way business all about? :eek: :confused:
I for one dont care, half the time it is not even on the damn roller thing, it's ass whipe, who cares??

76BARRON

03-31-2004, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by Cas
when someone puts the toilet paper roll on with the paper coming out from underneath.
It goes over the top Dammit!
It never did bother me to much as I grew up with it coming from underneath, Then I rememberd why we did it that way.
We had CAT'S! Cat's think a roll of toilet paper is the world's
greatest cat toy!They love to unroll it every chance they get.
(they can't unroll it when on backwards)
If we were lucky they would leave it on the floor, more often than not it was a shredfest! It's kinda funny as we haven't had cat's for year's but still install roll backward's. I guess old habbits die hard but im working on it.:D

redneckgirl

03-31-2004, 09:11 AM

This cracks me up :D :D I am always ranting and raving about this at work ( I work with 15 guys) and at home... :mad: :D :D
RNG

Mrs. Restless22

03-31-2004, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Blown 472
I for one dont care, half the time it is not even on the damn roller thing, it's ass whipe, who cares??
You dont happen to have Ass Gaskets in your bathroom do ya?? :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 09:13 AM

I beleive his avatar did before. :D

FMluvswater

03-31-2004, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Blown 472
I for one dont care, half the time it is not even on the damn roller thing, it's ass whipe, who cares??
And my fear of you just kicked up a notch ... I keep an eye on you ... you scare me a lil bit. ;) :D

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
You dont happen to have Ass Gaskets in your bathroom do ya?? :D :D
A whole closet full, you need some??

Her454

03-31-2004, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
I dont shit in bed....that my friend requires therapy :D
LMAO!!!!!! :):):) Therapy and a few other things............

Her454

03-31-2004, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
And my fear of you just kicked up a notch ... I keep an eye on you ... you scare me a lil bit. ;) :D
FM, he shoulda scared ya long before now....................:)

Her454

03-31-2004, 09:19 AM

HOLY SHIT.............this thread is on a ROLL.
Sorry, couldnt help it. :):)

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by Her454
LMAO!!!!!! :):):) Therapy and a few other things............
Such as??
And since we are on this whole strange phobia thing, I dont like people putting their feet on me, I get ****ing pissed.

FMluvswater

03-31-2004, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by Her454
HOLY SHIT.............this thread is on a ROLL.
Sorry, couldnt help it. :):)
You a funny lady! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by Blown 472
Such as??
And since we are on this whole strange phobia thing, I dont like people putting their feet on me, I get ****ing pissed.
what if she was the hottest thing you have ever seen. :D

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
what if she was the hottest thing you have ever seen. :D
Dont matter, dont like it, not one bit.

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 09:24 AM

o.k I have one that drives me nutts. I can't stand it when someone calls me and they are eating something. It really makes me mad. chew your food, swallow then call me. I will hang up on them before I will listen to what they are having for dinner. :D

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Blown 472
Dont matter, dont like it, not one bit.
o.k remind me never to put my feet on you. LOL!! :D

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
o.k remind me never to put my feet on you. LOL!! :D
Then you and I will get along like two pees in a pod.:D

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 09:27 AM

Originally posted by Blown 472
Then you and I will get along like two pees in a pod.:D :D :D

Her454

03-31-2004, 09:34 AM

I CANT STAND when people smack their food. OR their GUM. My daughter gets this OMG Fearful look on her face if one of her friends is over and they are eating like pigs......she knows whats coming next. :mad: :rolleyes:

RiverKitty

03-31-2004, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by Blown 472
Dont matter, dont like it, not one bit.
For some one who doesn't give a shit, seems odd Blown has a phobia foot fettish!
Eeeek!!! Run Away! Run Away!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/414foot.jpg
Did I scare ya??? http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/41413.gif :p

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by Her454
I CANT STAND when people smack their food. OR their GUM. My daughter gets this OMG Fearful look on her face if one of her friends is over and they are eating like pigs......she knows whats coming next. :mad: :rolleyes:
You get the gimp?? tell us tell us we are dying here............

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:40 AM

Originally posted by RiverKitty
For some one who doesn't give a shit, seems odd Blown has a phobia foot fettish!
Eeeek!!! Run Away! Run Away!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/414foot.jpg
Did I scare ya??? http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/41413.gif :p
No dont get me wrong, I have foot fetish with high heels and shit like that but I dont want that chick coming up and putting her foot on me.:yuk:

Cas

03-31-2004, 09:42 AM

ok, everyone that's ever used a public bathroom has to admit, when the roll is from underneath, the metal holder is tight and the tp tears on every sheet is very annoying!

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 09:44 AM

yep. that sucks big time. It's bad enough it is on the wrong way. but you can't even get it off the damn roll to finish your business quick enough.;)

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by Cas
ok, everyone that's ever used a public bathroom has to admit, when the roll is from underneath, the metal holder is tight and the tp tears on every sheet is very annoying!
Ok, I will go along with that, what with the hovering and everything.

FMluvswater

03-31-2004, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Cas
ok, everyone that's ever used a public bathroom has to admit, when the roll is from underneath, the metal holder is tight and the tp tears on every sheet is very annoying!
Definitely! :mad: (I try not to resort to public washroom use ... rather wait if I can until I get home but encountering THAT when I simply can't wait ... it's unreasonable.)

Cas

03-31-2004, 09:47 AM

chewing ice! crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch
drives me nuts too!

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by RiverDave
I think I'm going to call you around lunch time today.. ;) :D
RD
LMAO!! Jamie is worse then me when it comes to that. LOL!!:D

Mrs. Restless22

03-31-2004, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by RiverDave
I think I'm going to call you around lunch time today.. ;) :D
RD
PM me her #....Ive gotta get in on that!:D

HavasuDreamin'

03-31-2004, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
I can't stand it when someone calls me and they are eating something.
Or how about when someone calls you and they spend half the time talking to someone else..........their kids, friends, etc. whom ever happen to be hanging around. HELLO..............YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME! :yuk:

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by HavasuDreamin'
Or how about when someone calls you and they spend half the time talking to someone else..........their kids, friends, etc. whom ever happen to be hanging around. HELLO..............YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME! :yuk:
I hear ya. we know a few people that do that. I just hang up and they call back in like 5 mins. They say. oh my phone must of shut off. :D (cell)

PlyaPlya22

03-31-2004, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
:mad: I don't know how many times I have done that and it really pisses me of and then there's no damn toilet paper in the bathroom to be found. :mad: :D
What do you do then?:confused:

HammerDown

03-31-2004, 11:06 AM

...trying to wipe spackle out of a shag Rug!...:rolleyes:

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by HammerDown
...trying to wipe spackle out of a shag Rug!...:rolleyes:
Ass spackle?? kinda like eating a bunch of peanuts, and you get butt putty.

HammerDown

03-31-2004, 11:13 AM

Yea...were on the same page.:D

PlyaPlya22

03-31-2004, 11:38 AM

That's funny shit!

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
What do you do then?:confused:
Hmm . i think that would be too much info.
I have another bathroom but I just yell till the hubby wakes up and make him get me some. since he was the last one in there and didn't replace it. then he is pissed,. but it doesn't happen that often now. he doesn't like getting woke up at 2:oo in the morning . unless there is something in it for him. :D :D :D :D

PlyaPlya22

03-31-2004, 11:45 AM

Shit, if my old lady wakes me up at two in the morning, for some shit paper?? There better be someting in if for me. I'd yell to her to just jump in the shower:D :eek!:

Mrs. Restless22

03-31-2004, 12:07 PM

You poop at 2am???:confused: :D

Her454

03-31-2004, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
You poop at 2am???:confused: :D
I'd say someone needs to get on a schedule.......;)

Mrs. Restless22

03-31-2004, 12:21 PM

Maybe she started drinking at noon and its like a morning after poopy, but in the middle of the night...:confused: :D :D

Her454

03-31-2004, 12:22 PM

Me thinks your putting way to much thought into this MrsR :):):)

Blown 472

03-31-2004, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
Maybe she started drinking at noon and its like a morning after poopy, but in the middle of the night...:confused: :D :D
Morning after poopy? that is some funny shit.

DeltaSigBoater

03-31-2004, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by PlyaPlya22
Shit, if my old lady wakes me up at two in the morning, for some shit paper?? There better be someting in if for me. I'd yell to her to just jump in the shower:D :eek!:
HA Ha ha... DAMN RIGHT!!!
:D "How do you like that?"
:confused: "Like what?"
:D "THIS!!!"
:eek: !?!?!?!?!?!

sorry dog

03-31-2004, 12:47 PM

Well...what if there is no paper, nobody to help, and not even a paper towel to tear in half. You could just go jump in the shower but you know that the mexican you ate yesterday is going to take more than a little water contact to clean.
Do you bite the bullet and use a towel or your friend's t-shirt that they left over?

PlyaPlya22

03-31-2004, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by Blown 472
Morning after poopy? that is some funny shit.
Now the morning after poopy is that from "packin or throwin backin?"
You fockers keep me laughing
Thanks:D :eek!: :eek!:

Mrs. Restless22

03-31-2004, 02:12 PM

Its from throwin em back silly...
Not stool pushin!
:D

PlyaPlya22

03-31-2004, 03:49 PM

I had to say that, it was killing me!;)

fourspeednup

03-31-2004, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by sorry dog
Well...what if there is no paper, nobody to help, and not even a paper towel to tear in half. You could just go jump in the shower but you know that the mexican you ate yesterday is going to take more than a little water contact to clean.
Do you bite the bullet and use a towel or your friend's t-shirt that they left over?
Use the cat

miller19j

03-31-2004, 04:33 PM

Miller: Just sitting here shaking my head....

MRS FLYIN VEE

03-31-2004, 05:24 PM

damn you guys. I don't take a shit in the middle of the night. I go pee and what lady doesn't like to be dried off by some nice soft TP at 2:00 a.m when there man was the one who forgot to replace it. I never said I was going poopy(sorry that just made me laugh) at 2:00 a.m . LOL!! geez :D :D

Rexone

03-31-2004, 05:39 PM

TP must be over the top. Any other option is not an option!

ahhell

03-31-2004, 05:41 PM

im just happy if theres tp hanging... and the wifes happy if i miss the rim at 2 a.m.
ever been bitch slapped in the middle of the night and wondered...WHAT THE F@*K:confused:

Debbolas

03-31-2004, 06:51 PM

Like I said, if I can get anyone in this house to replace the roll, my day is made....
What bugs me is when you are talking to someone on the phone and you can hear them breathing, that is gross....
:(

BiggusJimbus

03-31-2004, 07:52 PM

Hey Her454,
I found this in my bathroom a few months back.
Bet you wouldn't worry much about the toilet paper if you found this guy.
.http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/795Snake-med.jpg
He was hiding behind the toilet tank.
I'm not real fond of snakes myself

Her454

03-31-2004, 07:55 PM

Her454 <-----------------Picking herself up off the floor.
WTF? Your not serious? Im going to need some serious counseling after that pic.

CrazyHippy

03-31-2004, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by fourspeednup
Use the cat
I just fell out of my chair.... That is some funny shiznit right there
BJ(had cats and puts it under)H

BiggusJimbus

03-31-2004, 08:09 PM

Oh yeah, I'm serious.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/795snake2-med.jpg
I picked up a towel and there he was. Surprised the hell out of me.
I let animal control come and get him. It took them two trips, as the sucker went and hid behind the tank. I thought he had escaped into some other part of the house.
Creepy.

Her454

03-31-2004, 08:14 PM

"Surprised" you? Thats an understatement to say the least. What the hell kind of snake is it? Not that it matters, but I cant believe it was in your bathroom! I live way out in the country and the closest I've had a rattler was on my porch...:yuk:
Seriously, Im such a freak when it comes to snakes I'd be packed up and moved with a 4-Sale sign out front. :D

LASERRAY

03-31-2004, 08:20 PM

MudPumper

03-31-2004, 09:08 PM

You should have told him, "You're alright Sweetheart, aint you a beaut." And then wrestled him into a bag with the nearest tree branch. Croc Hunter Style:D

MudPumper

03-31-2004, 09:10 PM

We found a 4' King Snake in my buddies Up stairs bathroom a couple of summers ago. Those little ****ers will slither themselves anywhere.

FryJet

03-31-2004, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by BiggusJimbus
Oh yeah, I'm serious.
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/795snake2-med.jpg
I picked up a towel and there he was. Surprised the hell out of me.
I let animal control come and get him. It took them two trips, as the sucker went and hid behind the tank. I thought he had escaped into some other part of the house.
Creepy.
LOL, thats just a gopher snake. Pick it up and toss it into a planter or flower bed. Those lil guys are great to have around and they make good pets, they're really friendly. I have a picture of a 52" gopher snake on my arm and a Turantula in my hand, now thats a good time considering they both thought they could kick eachothers ass while I was trying to throw em in the ice plant. I'll try to find the pic and post it.
F.J.

FMluvswater

03-31-2004, 10:09 PM

I like snakes ... very much ... but I think I'd have been startled out of my skin to find one in my bathroom because that is out of usual context. Once over the initial startle I'd have not been able to resist thinking wow what a beautiful creature. :)

MudPumper

03-31-2004, 11:35 PM

For some reason I keep finding "Trouser Snakes" in my bathroom!!!

Cas

04-01-2004, 12:50 AM

http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/3870tp_toothbrush.jpg

BiggusJimbus

04-01-2004, 07:24 AM

Originally posted by FryJet
LOL, thats just a gopher snake. Pick it up and toss it into a planter or flower bed. Those lil guys are great to have around and they make good pets, they're really friendly. I have a picture of a 52" gopher snake on my arm and a Turantula in my hand, now thats a good time considering they both thought they could kick eachothers ass while I was trying to throw em in the ice plant. I'll try to find the pic and post it.
F.J.
Yep,
That's pretty much what happened.
Wasn't sure what he was at first, I was too startled to make the decision that it was something benign.
Now I want him back, as I suddenly have a yard full of gophers.
Do gopher snakes eat gophers?
If not, what does?
Jim.

Cas

04-01-2004, 07:34 AM

yep, they eat all kinds of rodents. They go right down into the holes and seek out those yard destroying pests, wrap themselves around the little buggers and squeeze the life out of them.

Cas

04-01-2004, 08:05 AM

how about going thru a drive thru fast food place and the person taking the order can hardly speak english?
Ever order a sprite through that speaker and get fries?
Now I just order a 7-up,
"sorry, we don't have 7-up but we have sprite"
"well ok, just give me a sprite then"

fourspeednup

04-01-2004, 10:49 AM

?Como Que?

Her454

04-01-2004, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by Cas
how about going thru a drive thru fast food place and the person taking the order can hardly speak english?
Ever order a sprite through that speaker and get fries?
Now I just order a 7-up,
"sorry, we don't have 7-up but we have sprite"
"well ok, just give me a sprite then"
I got in trouble for saying this before....but I stand by what I said .......If you can't speak English in America, then get the **** out. Period.
:mad:

Mrs. Restless22

04-01-2004, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by Her454
I got in trouble for saying this before....but I stand by what I said .......If you can't speak English in America, then get the **** out. Period.
:mad:
:eek: Bitch!
:p Where are we meeting???:D

Her454

04-01-2004, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by Mrs. Restless22
:eek: Bitch!
:p Where are we meeting???:D
Thank you dear. You never answered my PM, let me know. :)
Nevermind, just got it, it didnt alert me I had a PM. :rolleyes: