Question: Would you give your wife a...........

[LASERRAY]

Rimjob right after she ate a six-bean burrito?
( I know, grow-up Ray):D

[LAVEYSABRE575]

anal tongue darts.....only after a nice jog with scuba gear on in 110 heat should you consider that....

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by LAVEYSABRE575
anal tongue darts.....only after a nice jog with scuba gear on in 110 heat should you consider that.... Kinda smells like a shrimp boat at the bait dock during low-tide.:yuk: :D

[LAVEYSABRE575]

lol

[LAVEYSABRE575]

nice family oriented thread

[AdrenelineOD]

No question!!!:D of course

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by LAVEYSABRE575
nice family oriented thread Yes. Definite Clear Channel material.;)

[HCS]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by LASERRAY
[B]Rimjob right after she ate a six-bean burrito?
Why, are you thinking about it?
:D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
[QUOTE]Originally posted by LASERRAY
[B]Rimjob right after she ate a six-bean burrito?
Why, are you thinking about it?
:D Color me opportunistic, but I could swear I saw my wife's Navigator at Taco Bell today. :)

[repo man]

aint nothin wrong with a little proctalingus :p

[mirvin]

Dood, if you gotta thank about it you aint gonna make it!! Just go for broke or steer clear:D

[BENZEEN]

Give it the sniff test first. Always give it the sniff test.

[ROZ]

That depends...Is that a burrito with 6 beans , a burrito with 6 different kind of beans, or a quanity of 6 bean burritos?
:D

[Tom Brown]

"proctalingus" LOL! :D :D :D

[OGShocker]

con queso?

[ROZ]

Originally posted by OGShocker
con queso?
adonde el queso? :eek: :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by OGShocker
con queso? Ci. Extros! :D

[Cheap Thrills]

Oh Hell No :eek!: good gooogly moogly U Guys :D
C.T.

[rivercrazy]

What's grosser the gross?
Your doing your girl 69 at the beach. She farts and sand goes up your nose! :yuk:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:yuk: :yuk:
you guys are sick. :D

[PlyaPlya22]

I hope the burrito didn't have sour cream in it??

[Ziggy]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
What's grosser the gross?
Your doing your girl 69 at the beach. She farts and sand goes up your nose! :yuk:
This by far the funniest thing I've read in months...My LOL was truely a LOL:D

[H20bug]

the great big bean brown spoked wagon wheel.. beans.... beans... the magical fruit... the more ya eat the more SHE??????????????:eek: :eek: :wink:

[LUVNLIFE]

Hell yea, My wife is hotter than hell:D

[Mandelon]

And she likes anal too....;)

[intense]

Originally posted by Mandelon
And she likes anal too....;)
Is there any other way?:D :devil:

[DEEZ NUTTS]

Would I have to break the seal???

[Mandelon]

Do seals like anal???? :confused: :D

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by Ziggy
This by far the funniest thing I've read in months...My LOL was truely a LOL:D
I'll second that!:D :D :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by DEEZ NUTTS
Would I have to break the seal??? Would that be like New Guy For The Brown Eye? :p

[ROZ]

So did you give her the rimmer or what?:D Any surprises? :yuk: :D

[HammerDown]

Originally posted by ROZ
So did you give her the rimmer or what?:D Any surprises? :yuk: :D
Yea, like did your tongue get caught in the Butt Spokes?:D

[RiverKitty]

I'm so glad I'm not married!!! LOL! :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by HammerDown
Yea, like did your tongue get caught in the Butt Spokes?:D Butt spokes? LOL!:D I'm adding that to my Vocab.:D

[91nordic29]

Originally posted by rivercrazy
What's grosser the gross?
Your doing your girl 69 at the beach. She farts and sand goes up your nose! :yuk:
poof!!
LOL:cool:

[PlyaPlya22]

Originally posted by ROZ
So did you give her the rimmer or what?:D Any surprises? :yuk: :D
Why do they call it a "rimmer" when you know your gonna hit the "center"? A.K.A. IN the middle for the tender viddle..LOL

[OGShocker]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Do seals like anal???? :confused: :D
You need to ask FroggyStyle;)

[Dave C]

I thought it was called the brown starfish?:confused:

[Dr. Eagle]

Of friggin course, as long as she JUST ate it....
LOL,
BTW Ray, I like the Cheech and Chong Motif......
But you cut it man.....

[syke-o]

Originally posted by Dave C
I thought it was called the brown starfish?:confused:
or the rusty sheriffs badge....

[Kilrtoy]

Of Ray started this

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Of Ray started this
Brilliant, eh?
:D :eek: :D :eek:

[WaterBox]

I know two or three wife's that I'd like to give a rim-job too burrito's or not.:p :p :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Dave C
I thought it was called the brown starfish?:confused: Or:
Puckered Starfish
Balloon Knot
Dung Bunker
One eyed chocolate factory
The 19th hole, etc.:)

[LAVEYSABRE575]

butt spokes lol.....i like MEAT WALLET...

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by LAVEYSABRE575
butt spokes lol.....i like MEAT WALLET... Meat Wallet! LOL!:D
Laser hair removal of the inner arse is above average!:p

[Kilrtoy]

SO DID U GIVE IT TOO HER OR WHAT?
Inquiring minds want to know:confused:

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
SO DID U GIVE IT TOO HER OR WHAT?
Inquiring minds want to know:confused: Perhaps.:p
And hows the Mrs.'s doing?

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by LAVEYSABRE575
i like MEAT WALLET...
:confused: :confused: :confused: <<<<<<<< MEAT WALLET >>>>>>>>:confused: :confused: :confused:

[HCS]

I wander if Bill Clinton gave Monica a rimmer with that cigar before
he smoked it.:D Hope it was quaility shit.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
I wander if Bill Clinton gave Monica a rimmer with that cigar before
he smoked it.:D Hope it was quaility shit.
Similar to what chong is smoking in Rays signature...
Maui Wowie and Intern......Good shit....!