OGShocker
04-15-2004, 08:31 AM
Robot Bartender
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man
listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this
is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70." The robot then said, "So, are
you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?":D
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation
about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on. The man
listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your
IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about
football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this
is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him,
"What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70." The robot then said, "So, are
you Democrats really going to nominate John Kerry?":D