PDA

View Full Version : Nigeriean Debt Collectors



jackpunx
04-15-2004, 10:07 AM
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/943nigerians1-med.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/943nigerians2-med.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/943nigerians3-med.jpg

jackpunx
04-15-2004, 10:12 AM
You have one now:D

mirvin
04-15-2004, 10:13 AM
I didn't realize those fackers were so BIG:confused: The scarry part is that babboon doesn't look intimidated at all;)
mirvin

AdrenelineOD
04-15-2004, 10:17 AM
Baboons kill very well there not like us did you catch the name on the side of that truck. Lets see you drive that thruogh compton

FRENCHIE
04-15-2004, 10:20 AM
send a few of those to iraq!!:D

fourspeednup
04-15-2004, 10:36 AM
I can't wait to visit Nigeria for my next vacation----it looks so inviting and the people sure seem pleasant:D

BowTie Rick
04-15-2004, 12:21 PM
Anyone see Wild Boyz on MTV where Steve-o and Chris Pontius play keep away with a whole ham from wild hiennas? Funny as hell. My favorite is the one where they get attacked by lions while dressed up as a zebra :D

78Eliminator
04-15-2004, 12:25 PM
Clint Eastwood can beat the **** out of a baboon.

mirvin
04-15-2004, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
Clint Eastwood can beat the **** out of a baboon.
Jeeeezis 78E. That's a baboon for cripes sake. Clint Eastwood had an Arangutan!!!
Sheesh:p
mirvin

flat broke
04-15-2004, 12:48 PM
"right turn Clyde"

Mandelon
04-15-2004, 04:00 PM
25 Adefobi Street,
Ikoyi Island,
Lagos.
FROM: JUBRIL EMOTAN
I would like to firstly send to you the best wishes of
good health and success in your pursuits particularly
through my proposal as contained in this letter.
Before going into details of my proposal to you, I
must first implore you to treat with the utmost
confidentiality as this is required for its success
and to have faith in this transaction, for
opportunities like this only comes to one once in a
life time.
My colleagues and I are senior officials of the
Federal Government of my country's Contracts Review
Panel (CRP) who are interested in diverting some funds
that are presently floating in the accounts of the
Apex Bank of my country. In order to commence this
transaction, we solicit for your assistance to enable
us transfer into your nominated account the said
floating funds.
The source of the funds are as follows: During the
last military regime in my country, government
officials set up companies and awarded themselves
contracts that were grossly over-invoiced in various
ministries and parastatals.
The present civilian government set up the Contract
Review Panel, which has the mandate to use the
instruments of payments made available to it by the
decree setting up the panel, to review these contracts
and if necessary pay those who are being owed
outstanding amounts.
My colleagues and I have identified quite a huge sum
of these funds, which are presently floating in our
(Apex) Central Bank, ready for disbursement and would
like to divert some of it for our own purposes.
However, by virtue of our positions as civil servants
and members of this panel, we cannot acquire these
funds in our names or in the names of companies that
are based in my country. I have therefore been
mandated, as a matter of trust by my colleagues in the
panel, to look for a reliable overseas partner into
whose account we can transfer the sum of
U.S.$20,500,000.00 (Twenty million,five hundred
thousand U.S. dollars).
That is why I am seeking your assistance. We have
agreed to share the money to be transferred into your
account, if you agree with our proposition as follows;
(i) 25% to the account owner (you).
(ii) 65% for us (the panel officials).
(iii) 10% to be used in settling all expenses ( both
you and us) incidental to the actualization of this
project.
We wish to invest our share of the proceeds of this
project in foreign stock markets and other viable
business till we are ready and able to have access to
them without raising any eyebrows here at home. Please
note that this transaction is 100% safe and risk-free.
We intend to effect the transfer within fourteen (14
banking days from the date of receipt of the following
information through the fax number stated above: Your
company's name, address, telephone and fax numbers; we
will use your company’s name to apply for the payment
and backdate the award of the contract in favour of
your company.
We are looking forward doing this transaction with
you and we solicit for your utmost confidentiality in
this transaction.I will bring you into a more detailed
picture of this transaction when I hear from you.
Please get in touch through my email,or my American
Internet Fax Number 1 775 535 4598.
Best Regards,
JUBRIL EMOTAN

Kilrtoy
04-15-2004, 04:25 PM
Only in ****ed up countries