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hoolign
04-18-2004, 07:06 PM
I just had the best dump of the month:D only one sea monkey! :p

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-18-2004, 07:19 PM
mine is getting wider by the day. butt that is about it.. ;) :D

hoolign
04-18-2004, 07:20 PM
that just makes it easier to park at a higher speed:eek:

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-18-2004, 07:26 PM
:eek: :cool:

beyondhelpin
04-18-2004, 07:26 PM
With you on that one. Best one all year!
I am on the Atkin and holding my calories to about a 1000 a day. Running 4 to 6 miles a day and working out as well as trying to stay busy on everythink so I dont have any couch time. I have had only one dump in 7 days till today. Wifey gave some little pill last night and holy shit!
Disregard if you believe this to be an overshare!;) :D

Infomaniac
04-18-2004, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by beyondhelpin
I have had only one dump in 7 days till today.
No shit ???

beyondhelpin
04-18-2004, 07:30 PM
You know I wouldnt shit my favorite turd!:D

hoolign
04-18-2004, 07:31 PM
Not sure what 10 ceasers...a mitt full of slow cooked ribs...fried rice...10 more ceasers...and half a tub of oreo ice cream adds up to, but I feel thinner already:D
oh did I mention I cooked the ribs for 15 hours:p and the rice was made of 50/50 marinade /water

Mandelon
04-18-2004, 07:32 PM
Don't sunburn your butt. Its hard to sit. :(

DeltaSigBoater
04-19-2004, 12:07 AM
Friday night the girl I took out has the most perfect tight round ass. However I didnt get to tap that ass. So i drank till i was drunk off my ass.

Kilrtoy
04-19-2004, 05:39 AM
I can't tell those stories here, This is HB

Drunk tank
04-19-2004, 06:33 AM
Last tuesday night someone put Ruffies in my drink as well of that of my buddies girlfriend. Within about an hour I couldnt hardly walk and neither could Christine. We took off early, and were far gone. The next day was even worse. :(

Drunk tank
04-19-2004, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Don't sunburn your butt. Its hard to sit. :(
Well if ya complainin bout that... guess ya never sunburned the right side of your dick after driving through AZ in august with the windows down cause you blew out your AC line 200 miles before hand... and then the blazing sun comes in through the windshield and passenger window :eek: