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Mandelon
04-19-2004, 11:20 AM
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up from his coffee," Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.
"Yes I do" she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do
you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said," Well, I would have gotten out today".
:D :cool: :D

ratso
04-19-2004, 11:23 AM
That's damn funny!!!:D

AdrenelineOD
04-19-2004, 11:30 AM
Did not see that coming, Funny

OutCole'd
04-19-2004, 11:33 AM
LMAO:D

riverbound
04-19-2004, 11:49 AM
:D :D :D

fourspeednup
04-19-2004, 11:55 AM
:D :D :D
I love that one!

throttlejunkie
04-19-2004, 12:14 PM
LMAO...that's great!

welk2party
04-19-2004, 01:47 PM
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Kilrtoy
04-19-2004, 02:20 PM
NICE

Dr. Eagle
04-19-2004, 02:29 PM
I printed that and passed it around here at work.....LOL everyone loved it.........:D

wannajetboat
04-19-2004, 03:12 PM
Funny Stuff...:D

mirvin
04-19-2004, 03:41 PM
I guess I still have 6 years to do:D
mirvin

cc322
04-19-2004, 04:04 PM
heeeeeeeeeeeeee........heeeeeeeeeeeee............. .heeeeeeeee.... good one:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
04-19-2004, 04:09 PM
LMAO!! I thought it was going to be his daughter that he cought.. that was too funny. :D :D :D :D

JetBoatRich
04-19-2004, 04:31 PM
LMAO:D :eek!:

Bear 54
04-19-2004, 04:49 PM
i dont find any humor in that.............

Kilrtoy
04-19-2004, 10:14 PM
i dont find any humor in that.............
Must not be married

bordsmnj
04-19-2004, 10:23 PM
geez i only got 19 years 330 some odd days left:eek:
ok, so this guy gets off work one day and arives home after sitting in traffic to his less than cheerfull wife. she slaps him as soon as he walks in the door . stunned,he asks "honey!what the hell was that for?". she replies"twenty years of bad sex!". hmmm. he slaps her even harder and says"thats for knowing the difference!:p

DeltaSigBoater
04-19-2004, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
LMAO!! I thought it was going to be his daughter that he cought.. that was too funny. :D :D :D :D
I was thinking the same thing - I guess it's true, Great minds drink alike!

Kilrtoy
04-19-2004, 10:59 PM
ok, so this guy gets off work one day and arives home after sitting in traffic to his less than cheerfull wife. she slaps him as soon as he walks in the door . stunned,he asks "honey!what the hell was that for?". she replies"twenty years of bad sex!". hmmm. he slaps her even harder and says"thats for knowing the difference
OHHHHHHHHHHH:rolleyes:
busted

SLAPPING_GLASS
04-19-2004, 11:08 PM
my g/f tells me that I dont come 2nd she just comes 1st

bordsmnj
04-19-2004, 11:15 PM
some poeple claim they do it "like rockstars"
some claim they do it "like marathon men"
some like the "energizer bunny"
me? like"John Force" 3.5 seconds flat!
:cool: