Jbb
04-20-2004, 10:03 AM
Love & Methane: An Open Discussion
I'm curious about a milestone we reach in relationships. People have very specific thoughts and rules about when it's okay to have sex for the first time, but when is it cool to fart?
Is there a proper etiquette to crossing this bridge? What's the best way to do it? Do you think it's good to get it right out there in the open, or wait like my father and literally let your very first shared emission be in the elevator on your honeymoon. (I love that, and salute him for his timing.)
I remember the following conversation I had with my wife early on in our relationship, as we drove along in her car:
Me: "So. How long have we been dating now?"
Her: "I dunno. 3 or 4 months?"
Me: (taking her hand) "Well... I think we've been together long enough that I can talk to you about something."
Her: (getting nervous) "Okay...?"
I then rip one.
She laughed. And then rolled down the windows. It's been smooth sailing ever since.
How have you done it? Like sex, how long should one wait? Are the rules different for men and women? Did your loved one find a creative way to introduce this aspect of your relationship? The comment board is open.http://www.thesneeze.com/art/loose/methane.JPG
I'm curious about a milestone we reach in relationships. People have very specific thoughts and rules about when it's okay to have sex for the first time, but when is it cool to fart?
Is there a proper etiquette to crossing this bridge? What's the best way to do it? Do you think it's good to get it right out there in the open, or wait like my father and literally let your very first shared emission be in the elevator on your honeymoon. (I love that, and salute him for his timing.)
I remember the following conversation I had with my wife early on in our relationship, as we drove along in her car:
Me: "So. How long have we been dating now?"
Her: "I dunno. 3 or 4 months?"
Me: (taking her hand) "Well... I think we've been together long enough that I can talk to you about something."
Her: (getting nervous) "Okay...?"
I then rip one.
She laughed. And then rolled down the windows. It's been smooth sailing ever since.
How have you done it? Like sex, how long should one wait? Are the rules different for men and women? Did your loved one find a creative way to introduce this aspect of your relationship? The comment board is open.http://www.thesneeze.com/art/loose/methane.JPG