pick up lines

[harleypauls]

Okay, Let's hear your greatest pick up lines, and the result that you got using it!!
Paul

[hoolign]

when I look into your eyes i see nothing but beauty..oh wait that's my reflection... got a drink:D

[NorCalCat]

Was your father a robber?
No
Well, then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eye.
No kidding back in the day it actually worked. Ended up in the closet at a party all night.
Go figure.:D

[miller19j]

Those pants look good on you but they would look better on the floor next to my bed.
Got slapped twice and got married on the third :D

[Scream]

"Nice Tits"
:D
When you get older, time is money...

[Mrs. Restless22]

Originally posted by Scream
"Nice Tits"
:D
LOL Honesty is the best policy :D

[brianwhiteboy]

If you were a door I'd bang you all night long....... :p

[LASERRAY]

"You must have a mirror in your pocket, cause I can sure see myself in your pants"!:wink:

[DeltaSigBoater]

Hey Pop Tart :D

[Dr. Eagle]

How Much????:D

[Cheap Thrills]

here's a few of my favs.
Would you like to go back to my place for a pizza and sex ?
No ?
what you dont like pizza ? :D
My magic watch says your not wearing any underwear !
You Are ?
it must be running fast .
The only reason Ide kick you out of bed is so I could **** you on the floor .:p
have had various results .
C.T. :wink:

[LASERRAY]

Does this look infected to you?:p

[welk2party]

Are those space pants you are wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

[NastyOne]

Wanna ****?

[OutCole'd]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Does this look infected to you?:p
LMAO!!:D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

I am what I eat, I wanna be you in the morning. :p

[aztommy]

Ive got 500.00 that says you will be blowing me tonite

[Kilrtoy]

Sorry to hear your car got broken into and also that your boyfriend dumnped you,
Oh by the way,
Can I take you out tonight?

[OGShocker]

My favorite last chance pick line has always been;
Nice shoes.......................Wanna Fock?

[Danhercules]

If I was in charge of the alphbet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
Do you belive in love at 1st sight or should I walk by again?

[78Eliminator]

"Me and my friend here were thinking you might want to go back to his apartment and have a three way with us"
Got a full, red, blended margarita thrown in my face (I had a white shirt on). My buddy got doused too by her girl friend.
We didn't really want a three way. We were at a sorority party in college (we just kind of ended up there) and the people there were snotty, so we just decided to have fun with it.......

[XTRM22]

" I'd like your phone number, but if I were a pretty girl, I wouldn't give my number out to every redneck that could two step, so I'll be here again next Friday night if you think you'd like to dance and hang out again" She was there the next Friday night, and we've been mostly togather 11 years and happily married the last five.
On the lighter side " do you believe in the here after? Then you know what I'm here after!" :D
Chuck

[TrailerparkTJ]

I actually met my wife with this one...luckily she thought it was funny.
"Were you born on a chicken farm....'cause you sure know how to raise some cock"

[havasuaddicted661]

If you were a buger I'd pick you first....
Never tried this one

[AdrenelineOD]

(at 17yo and it worked on the beach to older women) " would you like to take me out for cheese fries and beer"?

[GrapeApe]

Put your Finger on your Tongue, and then put your Finger on the girls shirt... Then tell her that we must get her out of her wet clothes...
I did that, and the girl took her Top off... well I was in Crazy Horse Too in Vegas at the time...:D
*** Grape Ape ***

[Keith]

"well, its not going to suck itself"

[repo man]

free sodomy how can you go wrong it's free

[RiverToysJas]

"I can make you feel like I've never had sex before."
"You're really hot, I bet I can cool you down."
"You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it."
RTJas :D

[Desert Rat]

Take them for a nice boat ride out into a very secluded spot and ask them if the believe in the Here After…If they aren’t here after what you’re here after they will still be here after your gone! :D

[sigepmock]

1. Wow....You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
2. You wanna dance?
No? ...
I think you mis-understood me....
I said YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!!!!
Neither one ever seemed to work for me.
:confused:

[Dr. Eagle]

NICE TOOTH>>>>>>>>>!

[HCS]

Originally posted by RiverDave
Walk up to the prettiest chick in the bar:
"Your kinda Ugly....... I like that in a woman."
Various results, if the girl has a sense of humour or not.
RD
That's one way to find out. LMAO:D

[DeltaSigBoater]

Originally posted by 78Eliminator
"Me and my friend here were thinking you might want to go back to his apartment and have a three way with us"
Got a full, red, blended margarita thrown in my face (I had a white shirt on). My buddy got doused too by her girl friend.
We didn't really want a three way. We were at a sorority party in college (we just kind of ended up there) and the people there were snotty, so we just decided to have fun with it.......
DAMN SORORITY GIRLS :mad:
I told this sorority girl one time she looked hot, and she should cool off by taking a shower w/ me. She smiled at me and proceeded to dump a full picther of beer on me. Then says "I think you're the one that needs to cool off!" The rest of the party I walked around in a towle.

[jackpunx]

Originally posted by RiverDave
Walk up to the prettiest chick in the bar:
"Your kinda Ugly....... I like that in a woman."
Various results, if the girl has a sense of humour or not.
RD
Ive also seen the old.. Just go up and make out with them.. It works for RD anyway:D

[jackpunx]

the one that works best is..
"see that guy over there?... He wants to know if you think im cute"...
Its always good for at least a smile:D