Thinkin of havin some fun with boat cops this weekend.

[Drunk tank]

Since I'll probably get pulled over (have had that happen plenty of times). I'm gonna take a stereo with me, put on a vato bandana and play NWA - **** the police. Should lead to something interesting

[Kilrtoy]

Sounds like you want your ass kicked!:eek:

[fourspeednup]

Wear the vato bandana with shorts down to you ankles, socks pulled up to your knees, and a grey plaid shirt bottoned at the top. Don't forget the raidernation flag! ;)

[H20 Party Starter]

Bring a rake, and push the cops' boat away when they get close:D

[Drunk tank]

Originally posted by fourspeednup
Wear the vato bandana with shorts down to you ankles, socks pulled up to your knees, and a grey plaid shirt bottoned at the top. Don't forget the raidernation flag! ;)
Dude... if I dressed like that I'd look just like you! :eek:

[DeltaSigBoater]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
Since I'll probably get pulled over (have had that happen plenty of times). I'm gonna take a stereo with me, put on a vato bandana and play NWA - **** the police. Should lead to something interesting
Why will you probably get pulled over?

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
Dude... if I dressed like that I'd look just like you! :eek:
?No hablo ingles?;) :D

[superdave013]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
Since I'll probably get pulled over (have had that happen plenty of times). I'm gonna take a stereo with me, put on a vato bandana and play NWA - **** the police. Should lead to something interesting
Then on the way home you can play the Clash's - I fought the Law (and the law won)

[Stupid Fast]

Originally posted by superdave013
Then on the way home you can play the Clash's - I fought the Law (and the law won)
Or keep the cd with you and ask the cops to play it as they haul you off......:D

[RiverToysJas]

Just remember when get pulled over, make sure the officer knows you're in control of the conversation. ;) Let him know that you pay his salary too. If it's a chick cop, call her sir, it showes respect. :cool:
Just trying to help.
RTJas :D

[Drunk tank]

well if its a chick I'll probably get her number. Sure they like the whole respect "yes ma'am" stuff... but they really wanna be bent over and ridin like a dirty little ***** while ya pull her hair.

[NastyOne]

Originally posted by H20 Party Starter
Bring a rake, and push the cops' boat away when they get close:D
ROTFLMAO!:D

[OGShocker]

After they're done with you, you'll want a copy of YMCA for your new found friends:eek:

[hoolign]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
Just remember when get pulled over, make sure the officer knows you're in control of the conversation. ;) Let him know that you pay his salary too. If it's a chick cop, call her sir, it showes respect. :cool:
Just trying to help.
RTJas :D
Yeah yeah ..they'll like that one:D

[GrapeApe]

I guess we know where the name "Drunk Tank" comes from.. Tell us some good stories... There must be a few..
:D
*** Grape Ape ***

[NorCalCat]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
Since I'll probably get pulled over (have had that happen plenty of times). I'm gonna take a stereo with me, put on a vato bandana and play NWA - **** the police. Should lead to something interesting
I thought you planning on getting laid by your Auto Parts Girl this weekend?:eek:

[PlyaPlya22]

I tried that once and it was like the 4th of July. He looked at me like I had a crown on my head. I told him my name ain't Rodney.:D :eek!:

[Chase]

Originally posted by NorCalCat
I thought you planning on getting laid by your Auto Parts Girl this weekend?:eek:
I was thinking the same........or is she all out of synthetic lube this weekend????:D

[LakesOnly]

Be sure to have somebody videotaping the incident from onshore or in an nearby boat.
LO

[Drunk tank]

Originally posted by NorCalCat
I thought you planning on getting laid by your Auto Parts Girl this weekend?:eek:
I'll try, but I'm not going to put any effort into it... seems to be the key to success now days. Criminal records... chicks dig em! As one of the girls I used to get it on with said, "I always knew I would end up in the back of a cop car with you" (while sitting in the back of a cop car with her)

[Ultracrazy]

I'll keep the light on for ya.

[al cole'holic]

..and why?? :confused:

[NorCalCat]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
I'll try, but I'm not going to put any effort into it... seems to be the key to success now days. Criminal records... chicks dig em! As one of the girls I used to get it on with said, "I always knew I would end up in the back of a cop car with you" (while sitting in the back of a cop car with her)
Sounds like the Auto Parts Chick isn't all that she was made out to be.
http://ponetwork.com/PoliceHumor/63Ways.html
You would rather get a night stick jammed up your ass than touch the boobies? Don't understand it.:confused:

[skeepwerkzaz]

Sounds familiar......http://www.public.iastate.edu/~rah1/Sounds/citizen.wav
:D
Skeep

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Drunk tank
Since I'll probably get pulled over (have had that happen plenty of times). I'm gonna take a stereo with me, put on a vato bandana and play NWA - **** the police. Should lead to something interesting
You eat a little too much sugar this morning????????:confused:

[Drunk tank]

naw... I was all hopped up on guava juice and funions... talk about a good breakfast! On second thought... this may not be a good idea. And to top it off... It's freakin snowing! Well techniqually slate but itll all be snow by 6 pm here! What pig shit... I cant go to the lake if its not sunny and warm :eek: This weather has 2.5 days to get its shit together or I'm gonna start kickin some ass! But since this is CO, we'll probably have snow tonight, 90 degree heat tomorrow followed by a tornado, and then a flood and 70's on the third day. This state weather is very confussed about what it really wants to be... kinda like them metrosexuals.

[NorCalCat]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
You eat a little too much sugar this morning????????:confused:
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