You know it's time to diet when....

[HCS]

You Know it's time to diet when.....
You dance and it makes the band skip.
You are diagnosed with a flash eating virus, and the doctor gives
you 22 more years to live.
You put mayonnaise on an asprin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
Your drivers license says. "Picture continued on the other side."
You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk
carton for your picture.
You learn you were born with a silver shoval in your mouth.
You could sell shade.
Your blood type is Ragu.
You need an appointment to attend an ' Open House'

[clownpuncher]

When you're cruising the river over a few wakes and your boobs bounce just as much as your wifes boobs.
"Honey, can I borrow one of your bathing suit tops for this run?'

[NorCalCat]

When you put your belt on with a booma Rang.

[OGShocker]

When you sit on the floor and grow three inches in height.

[ADDICTED]

When you have a farmer tan because you are afraid to take the shirt off.
Or you need to ware a jersey at the lake to hide the belly.

[Her454]

Originally posted by clownpuncher
When you're cruising the river over a few wakes and your boobs bounce just as much as your wifes boobs.
"Honey, can I borrow one of your bathing suit tops for this run?'
Thanks for that visual CP. :)

[gigamurph]

Heeeeeey...... :eek: