HCS
04-21-2004, 10:16 AM
You Know it's time to diet when.....
You dance and it makes the band skip.
You are diagnosed with a flash eating virus, and the doctor gives
you 22 more years to live.
You put mayonnaise on an asprin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
Your drivers license says. "Picture continued on the other side."
You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk
carton for your picture.
You learn you were born with a silver shoval in your mouth.
You could sell shade.
Your blood type is Ragu.
You need an appointment to attend an ' Open House'
You dance and it makes the band skip.
You are diagnosed with a flash eating virus, and the doctor gives
you 22 more years to live.
You put mayonnaise on an asprin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
Your drivers license says. "Picture continued on the other side."
You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk
carton for your picture.
You learn you were born with a silver shoval in your mouth.
You could sell shade.
Your blood type is Ragu.
You need an appointment to attend an ' Open House'