Road Rage ...

[FMluvswater]

A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him. He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a police officer approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects.
He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk."
"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."

[mirvin]

Tee hee hee:D
I never understood people who use their bumpers and rear windows as personal advertisements:confused:
mirvin

[fourspeednup]

I kinda like my...."I love cats, they taste just like chicken" bumper sticker
I feel it reflects me as being a sophisticated member of society:p

[Debbolas]

too funny!
lol
;)

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

That's hilarious.
I had a woman play the game called "I see you have your blinker on, well you're not getting in front of me, I'll just have to speed up" game. She sported her "Harvest Crusade" sticker proudly on her honda. She happened to be going into the same store I was and I parked next to her and let her know that what she did was not very Christian-like and that she should be ashamed of herself.
Kill 'em with kindness--that's my motto:D

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by Mrs. Sportin' Wood
That's hilarious.
I had a woman play the game called "I see you have your blinker on, well you're not getting in front of me, I'll just have to speed up" game. She sported her "Harvest Crusade" sticker proudly on her honda. She happened to be going into the same store I was and I parked next to her and let her know that what she did was not very Christian-like and that she should be ashamed of herself.
Kill 'em with kindness--that's my motto:D
Oh good lord! Not "The Harvesting of Souls":rolleyes:
They had that shit in Ventura a couple years ago:yuk:

[mmered8299]

My bumper sticker is a picture of Homer Simpson bending over w/butt crack wanting YOU to kiss it!

[hoolign]

Originally posted by Mrs. Sportin' Wood
That's hilarious.
I had a woman play the game called "I see you have your blinker on, well you're not getting in front of me, I'll just have to speed up" game. She sported her "Harvest Crusade" sticker proudly on her honda. She happened to be going into the same store I was and I parked next to her and let her know that what she did was not very Christian-like and that she should be ashamed of herself.
Kill 'em with kindness--that's my motto:D
Kill 'em with kindness--that's my motto????
we havent met have we
:p

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

I knew you'd get a kick out of that

[hoolign]

:D

[little rowe boat]

A couple of years back I was in phoenix and this lady cuts me off,so I pull up next to her and ask her where she found her drivers license and she says what license.

[riverbound]

lmao

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
A man is being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turns yellow, just in front of him. He does the honest thing, and stops at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hits the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she misses her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she is still in mid-rant, she hears a tap on her window and looks up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer orders her to exit her car with her hands up. He takes her to the police station where she is searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.
After a couple of hours, a police officer approaches the cell and opens the door. She is escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer is waiting with her personal effects.
He says, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.
I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk."
"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
So they let you go???????????:confused:
;) :D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
So they let you go???????????:confused:
;) :D
No. :p Where do you think I am now? ;) :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
No. :p Where do you think I am now? ;) :D
He He He He............;) :p ;) :D