Jetboatguru
04-22-2004, 05:24 PM
The Challenger: Weighing in at 200lbs, driving a pontoon boat, known for big air, and a little kill switch debacle
Greg "big air" Ewing
In the opposite corner: tipping the scales at a svelt 260lbs, driving a multi colored Howard and a black BBQ. Known for his laid back style and his "Big Iron" comments
HUD!!!
This is a no holds barred mushroom cookoff.
The eager challenger has been overheard saying "The ole man is through, his mushrooms are shriveled nothing got no mores and it is time to put him to pasture. There is a new sherrif in town."
The wiley veteran has forgotten more about cooking mushrooms than the challenger will ever know. Hud has been heard saying, "Who the hell is this guy anyway? He needs to stick to salvage and leave the shrooms to the professional" "Maybe he just needs to be bitch slapped."
The gloves are off! The BBQs have been lit! There is 20 gallons of Kung Foo sauce. It's time to seperate the men from the boys.
Men, Go to your corners and when the bell rings start cookin!!
The winner will unify the belt from both federations.
The WMC (World Mushroom Commision)
The WMA (World Mushroom Association)
Good luck
Greg "big air" Ewing
In the opposite corner: tipping the scales at a svelt 260lbs, driving a multi colored Howard and a black BBQ. Known for his laid back style and his "Big Iron" comments
HUD!!!
This is a no holds barred mushroom cookoff.
The eager challenger has been overheard saying "The ole man is through, his mushrooms are shriveled nothing got no mores and it is time to put him to pasture. There is a new sherrif in town."
The wiley veteran has forgotten more about cooking mushrooms than the challenger will ever know. Hud has been heard saying, "Who the hell is this guy anyway? He needs to stick to salvage and leave the shrooms to the professional" "Maybe he just needs to be bitch slapped."
The gloves are off! The BBQs have been lit! There is 20 gallons of Kung Foo sauce. It's time to seperate the men from the boys.
Men, Go to your corners and when the bell rings start cookin!!
The winner will unify the belt from both federations.
The WMC (World Mushroom Commision)
The WMA (World Mushroom Association)
Good luck