Dear John Letter

[Dr. Eagle]

Humor in the face of defeat.
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find............................
He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

[1stepcloser]

I have a similar version....
Best Dear John Letter Ever
A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone,
And it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky

[Cole Sanger]

I remember that episode of MASH.

[UtlGoa]

LOL, That reminds me of a guy when I was in Korea that got a Dear John video from his girlfriend. In the video she was screwing this guy. She looked straight at the camera and told the guy not to bother coming home. A couple weeks later he blew his brains out. Friggen women are brutal.

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Originally posted by UtlGoa
LOL, That reminds me of a guy when I was in Korea that got a Dear John video from his girlfriend. In the video she was screwing this guy. She looked straight at the camera and told the guy not to bother coming home. A couple weeks later he blew his brains out. Friggen women are brutal.
That just sucks! Eff'n hooker!

[MsDrmr]

hey now,,,were not hookers unless were getin paid for the services.

[Dr. Eagle]

I was worried about for my sons sake when he was in Korea, so I shipped his GF over there and they had such a good time she was expecting when she got back.
Soon to be married with my darling granddaughter... so that was all my fault.

[MsDrmr]

so are you saying you did the right thing, or the crazy thing

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by mrsdrmr
so are you saying you did the right thing, or the crazy thing
Definitely the right thing.........IMO.... maybe not her mom and dad's ..........:devil: :D

[MsDrmr]

she came back expecting,,,,has she delivered yet then or is the baby still on the way? I am pleased for your son, sounds like time together to bond was what that relationship was looking for. Hope you love your new daughter-in-law and hope the son does too....otherwise, it is always gonna be your fault (an attempt at huor) :p ;) :D :D

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Originally posted by mrsdrmr
hey now,,,were not hookers unless were getin paid for the services.
It was just an expression. But if it makes you feel better I'll call her a cheating BIATCH! LMAO

[Havasu Cig]

One of the guys in my unit got a "dear john letter" when we were in the Gulf. We had a little party and burned all the shit she had sent him.
Not as dramatic as the stories above, but it made him feel a little better. Maybe not a hooker, but definitely a *****!!!

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by mrsdrmr
hey now,,,were not hookers unless were getin paid for the services.
so...........
where does that leave the POST WHORES ???
lol
;)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
so...........
where does that leave the POST WHORES ???
lol
;)
Undercompensated, I'd say.......:D

[Debbolas]

LOL
:D

[MsDrmr]

Originally posted by Havasu_Dreamin
It was just an expression. But if it makes you feel better I'll call her a cheating BIATCH! LMAO
Speaking as a women I think were all biathces anyway. Thats what keeps us interesting, and you men on your toes. Cheating, well totally uncalled for and no excuses there. (and you just keep LYAO,,i'm right there with ya)

[Ziggy]

Originally posted by UtlGoa
LOL, That reminds me of a guy when I was in Korea that got a Dear John video from his girlfriend. In the video she was screwing this guy. She looked straight at the camera and told the guy not to bother coming home. A couple weeks later he blew his brains out. Friggen women are brutal.
Thats rather a sad story....especially over a cheatin' wench.

[UtlGoa]

I told myself when I joined the Army that I would not have a serious girlfriend when I left or while I was in, that way I would not get the dreaded "Dear John" letter.
Besides you can find women all over the world to screw.

[Kilrtoy]

Figures bitches never change,

[MsDrmr]

now now now of course we change, we start out not being so great and then you men come around and teach us how to be a better, stronger Biatch..oh and for all the woment that have never thanked you men
THANK YOU!!!!:D

[Debbolas]

Thank you ..... ment
lol/jk
;)

[Cas]

friggin dating manners are history once there's a ring on the finger...... :rolleyes:

[Boozer]

Originally posted by mrsdrmr
now now now of course we change, we start out not being so great
Then you get your name on the bank account a baby in oven and a rock on the finger and GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY WATCH OUT!
Not all women are bad. In fact a lot of women are really faithful and loyal but most of them are waiting for their husbands to get released from prison so the can come home until they violate their parole again.
Anyone else noticed how ghetto gangster bitches are so loyal to there men who give them nothing but 40's babies and food stamps but the women you seem tof ind attracted to guys with money and half a brain are all user bitches. WTF.
BTW
Dr. Eagle that was an amazing thing you did for your son and your daughter in law or soon to be. Not to many dads would do that and I'm sure it's something your son will be grateful for for the rest of his life. Not to many kids are fortunate enough to have a dad who would think to do something as amazing as that. I'd give you a pat on the shoulder for doing it but I'm not there so give yourself one. If we ever meet in person the beers are on me. If your sons back by then his beers are on me too because the kid has put his life and freedom on the line to deffend our country so beers are more then owed.