I Love Texas Girls!!!

[Drunk tank]

So easy... so tight... so fine! You know fgood things be comin yo way when they want you to bring over some bottles of cheap extra dry champange. :D I am god.... the pussy is mine! :D

[Mandelon]

And then................he woke up.
His hands were sore, and strangely sticky. Next to the bed was an empty bottle of Andre Champagne, an old Hustler magazine and half a box of Kleenex. An empty bottle of hand lotion laid on the floor. Next to it was a half eaten cup of Banana Yogurt.
"I don't remember eating any yogurt?? Why am I so sticky?
Why does my dick smell llike bananas.........."
The truth slowly came back to him. Last night I went.......
(next post adds a line until we finiish the story) :D

[Debbolas]

Last night, I went to buy some REALLY cheap champange, and saw this very cute female monkey.......................
:D

[mickeyfinn]

So I went to the produce department instead and picked up a whole crate of banannas.

[hoolign]

when I got to the checkout till I went to put the crate on the counter and
I pinched my ball sack between the crate and the counter ,I let out a mighty yelp........

[Debbolas]

and the cashier felt so bad for me, she gave me the crate of bananas, free. As I headed out to my 54 Ford, I looked around for the lovely monkey lady.

[Lightning]

...only to find that someone was spankin it......

[hoolign]

Well I SNAP.....LOSE IT, head fake him with an uppercut,the moron goes for it,flurry of shots to the solar plexes,right hook and heeee's down I say ...is that for spankin my monkey enough for ya ???ever since I been the champ........

[FMluvswater]

Spank This Monkey :D (http://www.flamjam.com/spank/)

[Dr. Eagle]

My son loves them too........ he married one!

[Kilrtoy]

Whats with all the monkeys and banana's?

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Whats with all the monkeys and banana's?
You don't want to know......:rolleyes:

[Debbolas]

This story line needs some work..............

[Mandelon]

so I got up and worked on it. As I strapped the banana peels to my feet for skates, I wondered how the story would turn out.
I slid down the hill back toward the keys, where I was living with RD, I ran into Kilrtoys who was there with his hot wife. I couldn't believe my luck!! I said........

[Debbolas]

they were all sitting on their boats drinking banana daquaries (sp)
and wearing cowboy hats..............

[HighRoller]

And the girl from the Auto Parts store was there too with her boyfriend. I thought they had broken up... I was so bummed I popped open some boone's farm and grabbed the Hustler mags and some more yogurt.

[Chase]

Just then Tom Brown walks in and says....

[Mandelon]

I need parts, auto parts.
I need parts, auto parts.
I need parts, auto parts.
He broke into song.............

[Chase]

when he looked into the parking lot he thought he saw Jessie James driving up since that is where he gets parts for his rides...(So they say)....Immedietly Debbolas placed the banana peel on her left breast and

[Debbolas]

the combined weight of the banana peel and her "miracle bra swimsuit from Victoria Secret", caused her to sink several feet into the mud. Quickly they threw the magazines to her and she used these as traction to climb out. Then the blender exploded, tossing banana daquari mix on everyone in the area. Those standing very close to the the blender received banana daquari on certain parts of their body.......some more than others.