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91nordic29
04-27-2004, 03:28 PM
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
a Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Debbolas
04-27-2004, 03:31 PM
LOL
:D

Kilrtoy
04-27-2004, 03:34 PM
Hey Cindy when are we going to see you again

HCS
04-27-2004, 03:40 PM
So if you do some A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T does
that mean you gave it 221%?:D

Dr. Eagle
04-27-2004, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
So if you do some A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T does
that mean you gave it 221%?:D
LOL....... no wonder I've gotten so far............ LOL ............:D

Debbolas
04-27-2004, 03:48 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Arrrrrr............
:D

91nordic29
04-27-2004, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Hey Cindy when are we going to see you again
you all should plan a trip out. make a long weekend, get cheap flights. you are welcome anytime.:cool: