Favorite Movie Quotes

[AdrenelineOD]

And his name?...........Asshole sir. major Asshole ( space Balls)

[mirvin]

"You young and you gotcho' health, whatchu want with a job?"
Raising Arizona
mirvin

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

what we have here is failure to communicate, some men you just can't reach..:D
movie was cool hand luke.. :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

did you shop lift the pooty?
jerry maguire.. :D

[mirvin]

"This place is a goddamm geographic anomaly!! Two weeks from everywhere!!"
Oh Brother Where Art Though
mirvin

[Debbolas]

I have no response to that - (Meg Ryan in Joe Vs The Volcano)

[Coughlin's Law]

"Utah.....get me two!"

[Debbolas]

Leave the gun-take the cannolies - The Godfather

[topless]

"What is it? Smells like butt"
Brad Pitt in Kalifornia

[Debbolas]

How many of them do you think are out there? - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

[FMluvswater]

"Gargantuan. You know I've always liked that word. It's so rare I get to use it in a sentence." (not an exact quote just from memory)
Elle in Kill Bill Vol 2

[Debbolas]

The ring must be destroyed - Legolas, in Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring

[fourspeednup]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
"Gargantuan. You know I've always liked that word. It's so rare I get to use it in a sentence." (not an exact quote just from memory)
Elle in Kill Bill Vol 2
Oh wow, that chick was hot! She had that cyclops thing going for her:D
OK here's one:
"Come with me if you want to live"---Terminator 2

[fourspeednup]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is the way to go through life son."---Animal House

[fourspeednup]

"Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."---Apocalypse Now

[crownline79]

The thing I like about highschool girls, I get older, they stay the same age.
Dazed and Confused

[AdrenelineOD]

Originally posted by fourspeednup
"Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."---Apocalypse Now "About a mile out we turn on the music. Scares the $#it out of um."
Same movie

[fourspeednup]

"Big gulps eh? ....well see ya later."---Dumb and Dumber
(my favorite line of the entire movie)

[fourspeednup]

"As we say in the tampon biz....see ya next period"---Detroit Rock City

[AdrenelineOD]

PEW! THATS FRIGGIN VADKA, MAN! (up in smoke)

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by AdrenelineOD
"About a mile out we turn on the music. Scares the $#it out of um."
Same movie
Is the "Charlie Don't Surf" quote from that movie as well?
my quote:
Do you have any asprin, I've had a headache all day - Bruce Willis in Die Hard with a Vengence

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

:D :D :D :D

[fourspeednup]

Is the "Charlie Don't Surf" quote from that movie as well? yep:cool:

[Debbolas]

Can he just go away? - Meg Ryan in Kate & Leopold
;)

[TOBTEK]

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"....scarface

[Krazy K]

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look below at my tagline!
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from Weird Science

[Debbolas]

THAT is a garnish - Meg Ryan in "You've Got Mail"
;)

[v-drive]

But I wont hit ya. the hell I wont.
John Wayne
:cool: v-drive

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by v-drive
But I wont hit ya. the hell I wont.
John Wayne
:cool: v-drive
Oh, I remember that one, which movie?

[v-drive]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Oh, I remember that one, which movie?
McKlintoch (1963) There ya go pilgram.:D v-drive

[Dr. Eagle]

What's the matter Col. Sanders, CHICKEN??????
Spaceballs..

[RiverToysJas]

"Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, and why we died. All that matters is that today, two stood against many. Valor pleases you, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, the HELL with you!" - Conan the Barbarian
RTJas :D

[RiverToysJas]

Originally posted by hugh jascock
Sean Connery -- in some movie I can't remember the title of:
(works best if you say it with a thick Connery accent)
"------
Losers always whine about their best...
Winners go home and f#@k the prom queen.
------"
The Rock! ;)

[Jbb]

You could take your thumb out of my ass anytime now Carmine...Mrs Dean Wormer to Mayor Depasto.......Animal Houuse...

[Flying Tiger]

"Where's your Messiah Now?"
- Edward G Robinson as Pontious Pilot in a gangster accent in "The Ten Commandments".

[RandyH]

"It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person
like yourself."
Ferris Buellers Day off.

[RiverToysJas]

This thread has gone on too long w/o a quote from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, FULL METAL JACKET....
"Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people ****"
"There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless."
""Sir" what? Were you about to call me an ASSHOLE?"
That movie alone deserves it's own thread!!! LOL
RTJas :D

[Danhercules]

GEEEE, I wonder ???:p ;) :p

[RandyH]

What a great movie.
What is your major malfunction numb-nuts?
So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps.
I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?

[ahhell]

Now Clark, that there is an R.V.
Shitters full!!!!
Randy Quaid, Christmas Vacation
The air is right for drinkin' (fingers in the air) Charlie Sheen, Emelio Esteves...Men at Work

[WaTchTheGelCoat]

Originally posted by hugh jascock
all a man has in this world is his word and his balls! and i'n not bustin mine for nobody"
tony montana, from scarface
From Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas:
DUKE (V/O)
We had two bags of grass, seventy-
five pellets of mescaline, five
sheets of high powered blotter
acid, a salt shaker half full of
cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-
colored uppers, downers, screamers,
laughers... Also a quart of tequila,
a quart of rum, a case of beer, a
pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the
trip, but once you get locked into
a serious drug collection, the
tendency is to push it as far as
you can
"DONT STOP HERE MAN, THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!" :D :D

[Cas]

"Only 2 things come from Texas, steers and queers....I don't see no horns boy" Lou Gossett Jr - Officer and a Gentlemen
"That's a bodacious set of ta-ta's" David Keith - same movie
"puck you mang" Tony Montana

[v-drive]

I can't believe you shot me you shitbird.
"Harley davidson and the marlboro man"
:cool: vdrive

[PV]

Mao!
MAO!!!!!!
Deer Hunter.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

"So you want to shoot people in there pinky toe."
Harlem nights:D

[BADBLOWN572]

"I like you, I want you to come on over and **** my sister."
"What do we get for $10, Anyting you want."
"How do you shoot women and children?" "It's easy, you just don't lead them as much."
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang."
"You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
"Private Pyle, what is your major malfunction?"
Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo! "
"Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he?"
"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"
"Pyle, you had best un**** yourself and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely **** you up!"
"Hey I'm gonna tear you a new A-hole. Only after you eat the peanuts out of my shiaaat!"
I don't think that it is possible to top the one liners from FMJ.

[LaveyJet]

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

[Debbolas]

Judge Wapner! Judge Wapner! 10 minutes to Judge Wapner!!
definately not my underwear, definately - Rainman

[Havasu47]

"I eat crap like you for breakfast!
You eat crap for breakfast?"
Happy Gilmore

[goneboatin]

"I fix a mean weed rat stew!"
Shrek

[Debbolas]

Bueller? Bueller? Ferris Bueller? Bueller? - - Ferris Buellers Day Off :D

[goneboatin]

"Well, did I fire 6 or 7 shots?
Do you feel lucky...well do ya, punk?"
Dirty Harry

[Havasu_Dreamin]

Anyone who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't ****ing have any! - Boiler Room

[Havasu_Dreamin]

That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, **** you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here, close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? - GlennGary GlennRoss

[goneboatin]

"Greed is good!"
Gordon Gecko In "Wall Street"

[Havasu_Dreamin]

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works.
OR
Yeah, not bad for a City College boy. I bought my way in, now all these Ivy league schmucks are sucking my kneecaps.- both from Wall Street

[goneboatin]

"...she's with a guy...how do I know if she likes guys, so do you, ... maricon (faggot)!"
Romancing the Stone

[goneboatin]

Hey Ridley, ya got any Beamins?
I might have me a stick or two.
Lemme have some, I'll pay ya back later.
Fair enough.
The Right Stuff
Ya'all wanna drink whiskey? (Asked by Brig. Gen. Chuck Yeager)
I'll have a coke in a clean glass.
Also from The Right Stuff

[twistedpair]

"They just keep F---ing you, and f---ing you, and f---ing you, and just when you think they're done f---ing you,
that's when the real f---ing starts!
Sean Penn - The Game

[Boatcop]

"Somebody go back and get a shitload of dimes"
" 'Scuse me while I whip this out."
"But I shoot with this one."
"Where da white wimmin at?"
If you don't know which movie, then you might as well be dead.

[78Eliminator]

I'm "The Dude, Man". The Big Lebowski

[RiverToysJas]

"The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner. "
First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
Airplane
RTJas :D

[Debbolas]

"The're taking the hobbits to Isenguard!" - - Legolas - - Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers

[Debbolas]

"You killed our Love Fern!" - - Kate Hudson "How to Lose a Guy in 10 days"

[Debbolas]

He must be the king........how do you know.....he hasn't got sh** all over him.... Monty Python & The Holy Grail :D

[Dr. Eagle]

It's good to be DA King.........
History of the World Part I

[Debbolas]

The world is being Fed-x-ed to Hell in a handcart - Nicholas Cage in The Rock

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
"How to Lost a Guy in 10 days"
Been drinking 40's Deb?................ LOL Lost a guy....... I love it!!!!
:D

[Dr. Eagle]

Scewwwwwwwwse me while I whip this out...
Man, them schnitzengruben can wipe you out....
The William J LePetomaine Thruway, awwwww what;ll that asshole think of next.......
Somebody got some dimes????
Awwwwwww somebody's gonna have to go back and get a SHITLOAD of dimes.......
Blazing Saddles

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Been drinking 40's Deb?................ LOL Lost a guy....... I love it!!!!
:D
The color things mess me up. I am still NOT clear what the Hell 40's are because apparently I have to wait in the car (whatever)
LOL ;)
(Sierra Nevada my favorite)
Thanks, I will go fix my post...............

[LaveyJet]

Werewolf! - Werewolf! There Wolf, There Castle
"What Knockers!" "Oh, Thank you, Doctor."
Igor, help me with these bags. Certainly master, you take the blonde and I'll get the one in the turban.
Could be worse, could be raining

[Debbolas]

you forgot...........
whose brain is it?
Abby's
Abby who?
Abby Normal
LOL :D
Young Frankenstein

[LaveyJet]

and Of Course
Fox, as in we're all Foxes.
Force as in we're a force to be reckoned with.
Five, as in there's one... two... three... four... five of us.
Pulp Fiction.

[LaveyJet]

Originally posted by Debbolas
you forgot...........
whose brain is it?
Abby's
Abby who?
Abby Normal
LOL :D
You're right, lol just reading it :D :D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by LaveyJet
You're right, lol just reading it :D :D
and............
Would you like to roll in the hay?
uh sure
Ok,
Roll in the Hay, Roll in the Hay
(Terri Garr rolling back and forth in hay)
LOL :D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
The color things mess me up. I am still NOT clear what the Hell 40's are because apparently I have to wait in the car (whatever)
LOL ;)
(Sierra Nevada my favorite)
Thanks, I will go fix my post...............
Just pahlaying with you Deb....... LOL

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
you forgot...........
whose brain is it?
Abby's
Abby who?
Abby Normal
LOL :D
Young Frankenstein
LOL I just love Mel Brooks......

[RiverToysJas]

"Ah-ha! There's where you are wrong! Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"
Master & Commander: The far side of the world
RTJas :D

[LaveyJet]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
LOL I just love Mel Brooks......
Give to Oedipus!
Give to Oedipus!
Hey Josephus!
"Hey, motherf**ker!"

[goneboatin]

Hey everybody, we're gonna get laid!
Caddyshack:D

[CxCx]

"How's it work on stains?" The Outlaw Josey Wales

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
"Ah-ha! There's where you are wrong! Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"
Master & Commander: The far side of the world
RTJas :D
That is a GOOD ONE!!
:D
Take Me to the Big Woo! - Tom Hanks in Joe vs The Volcano
;)

[goneboatin]

You're killing me, Smalls!
The Sandlot

[kingb36]

Used to be when you bought a politician the son of a bitch stayed bought! Roy L. Fuchs (Jack Warden)
You killed my dog, Mister! All he wanted was for you to be happy in that car............ and now he's dead! Jeff (Gerritt Graham)
Rudy: Christ, what the hell did you use on these cars Manuel, water base paint?
Manuel: Chure, we don get much rain aroun here!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

all I need is this.. this ashtray, this lamp, this book of matches, and this chair.....and that's all I need..
steve martin in the Jerk:D

[HCS]

If I got to get down off this wagon....It will be the last thing I'll ever do.
John Wayne True Grit

[Debbolas]

"Crying?....There's no crying in BASEBALL!!!" - Tom Hanks
in A League of Their Own:cry: :cry: :cry:

[goneboatin]

Does your deug bite?
No my dog does not bite.
Hey there boy, how are you?
GGGRRRRR!!! (dog attemting to bite)
I thought you said that your deug does not bite!
That's not my dog.
One of them Pink Panther movies

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by goneboatin
Does your deug bite?
No my dog does not bite.
Hey there boy, how are you?
GGGRRRRR!!! (dog attemting to bite)
I thought you said that your deug does not bite!
That's not my dog.
One of them Pink Panther movies
"Love your french accent!"
my movie quote is....................
Rosebud - Citizen Kane
;)

[AdrenelineOD]

Scarface: Why don`t you try sticking your head up your ass and see if it fits? That movie is full of them

[Debbolas]

"It is a lamant to Gandolph" - Legolas - Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring

[Boatcop]

Over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Mind if we dance wif yo dates?
Mine's bigger.
You ****ed up. You trusted us.

[Debbolas]

Lemas Bread, one bite will fill the stomach of a grown man all day - Legolas - Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring
;)

[Dr. Eagle]

What are they going to do?
Well, looks like they're going to have to get some more FBI guys...
EEEEHHHHHH sorry Hans wrong answer, would you like to try for double jeopardy, where the scores can REALLY change?
Die Hard

[Nubbs]

"You screw up one more time, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog sh$t out of Hong Kong." TOP GUN
"I give it a 10, a 10, a fu$king 10." Billy Bob in Varsity Blues
Not exactly sure of this one, but it goes something like this.
"So how many times have you done this?
Twice, the first I crashed and burned.
And the second?
I don't know, but it's looking good so far." TOP GUN
"That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full." TOP GUN
"Billy Bob, Billy Bob, the man's so big he's got his own zip code." Varsity Blues
"Good moonin fellas, I been up since the crack of dawn and I got's to ask you a question. What is up with Kary Ann Bailey.
Darci's friend?
She looks like she fell out of the I wanna suck your dick tree and hit every branch on the way to the bottom." Varsity Blues
"Mox, you skinny ass bitch,,,,Let's roll." Varsity Blues
"Bullsh$t, you can be my wing man anytime." TOP GUN
Sorry if there are any repeats. :)

[goneboatin]

You...yes, you.
I'll see to it that you never make another movie in this town for as long as you live.
Does that include television too?
The Party

[Debbolas]

It all beings here...............Sean Astin in The Goonies

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

some people you just can't reach..
cool hand luke.. :D

[Debbolas]

I bet my boy, here, can eat 50 eggs.........Cool Hand Luke

[TOBTEK]

"BRIAN.......I dont want this to end badly", "bonie.....EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY OR IT WOULN'T END"......Tom Cruise in cocktail......great movie line;)

[TheLurker]

(Rick): Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
__________________________________________________ __
(Ilsa): You're saying this only to make me go.
(Rick): I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
(Ilsa): But what about us?
(Rick): We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
(Ilsa): When I said I would never leave you.
(Rick): And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

[Debbolas]

"I'm a flibedeegibit" Meg Ryan in "Joe Vs The Volcano"

[TOBTEK]

"can I borrow your towl, My car just hit a water buffalo":D ....FLETCH

[Debbolas]

There's a bomb on a bus................Speed

[Debbolas]

"Man is a giddy thing" - Much Ado About Nothing

[RandyH]

A census taker once tried to test me.-- I ate his liver with some fava beans
and a nice chianti.
Silence of the Lambs.

[Debbolas]

We need more Thrust! - ChickenRun
;)

[Dr. Eagle]

Welllllll Lonestar.......... I can see that your SCHWARTZ is as big as mine........

[Debbolas]

YOU
made that up..........what movie?

[goneboatin]

Lookout dumb ass!
Hey double dumb ass on you!
-Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home-

[goneboatin]

I'm here to see Sara Conner, she told me she was here, let me see here please.
She's busy come back later.
(Pause)
I'll be back.
(You know the rest)
The Terminator

[Laveyman]

He says, "NICE BEAVER!"
She innocently says, "Thanks. I just had it stuffed."

[TheLurker]

No more yankie my wankie. ( The Dong-er)
Sixteen Candles

[Tyson Ross]

"Don't just stand there, go get some glue", "Spalding, get your foot off the boat"
"I like fast cars and fast women, my friends call me the Cruiser"

[Debbolas]

Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home
"Can you tell us where the Nuclear Weapons are stored?"
Chekov, asking a San Francisco police officer with his heavy Russian accent..........:D

[goneboatin]

....they take off their clothes and play foreplay!
Summer of '42

[spute]

"it's a cross between California Sensimllia and Kentucky blue grass. The good thing is you can play 18 holes on it and take some home and get stoned to the bejeezus!"
Carl Spackler

[waterslinger]

"Those are love blisters." Something about Mary

[waterslinger]

" This $hit will make you a sexual dynamo" Jessie the body
in Preditor.

[InKahntrol]

"Excuse me Otto, I believe it is time for midday cessation of activities for protein-carbo intake."
"Sure man, take your lunch."
"Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch"
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"Warning! Do not sear the top of your neck-hole with molten lactate extract of hoofed mammal."
"Aahhh, pizza, I will enjoy it!"
-Both from Coneheads.

[Scream]

Just after reading the American Beheading thread
"I'm Mad as Hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"
Network

[Debbolas]

"Someday this war will be over" - Robert Duval - Apocolipse Now (sp)
(i need spell check);)

[goneboatin]

....when I was little, I always wanted to be a wiseguy...
Goodfellas

[AdrenelineOD]

Originally posted by Debbolas
"I'm a flibedeegibit" Meg Ryan in "Joe Vs The Volcano" I`ve been waiting for that one.

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by AdrenelineOD
I`ve been waiting for that one.
OUR FAVORITE movie!!!!!!
:D :cool:
Did you see my sig line?

[Sportin' Wood]

"Hey, man, you gotta joint?
It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did."
--Matthew McConahey
Dazed and Confused
"GNAAARRRRRLLLLYYYYY!!!!"
--Jeff Spicoli
Fast Times

[Debbolas]

"Pop them boobies and lets get rolling"
Urban Cowboy;)

[Sportin' Wood]

"Yeeeh Haw, Jesters Dead!"
--Goose, Top Gun
"You're a Daisy if you do."
--Doc Holliday
Tombstone

[Debbolas]

Men do not want silly wives - Emma
;)

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

One of my favorites is also from Urban Cowboy. . .
"I've gotta thumb! http://home.mchsi.com/~angieknoll/good.gif I've gotta finger!"http://home.mchsi.com/~angieknoll/thefinger.gif

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Mrs. Sportin' Wood
One of my favorites is also from Urban Cowboy. . .
"I've gotta thumb! I've gotta finger!"
(I don't remember that one....);)

[Dr. Eagle]

Stick Around...... Arnold Schwarzenegger-Predator

[Debbolas]

Don't "Fuss" with me, missy " Robbin Williams - Mrs. Doubtfire

[goneboatin]

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
The Godfather

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

Originally posted by Mrs. Sportin' Wood
One of my favorites is also from Urban Cowboy. . .
"I've gotta thumb! http://home.mchsi.com/~angieknoll/good.gif I've gotta finger!"http://home.mchsi.com/~angieknoll/thefinger.gif
It's when she gets mad at him (Back to the very first time he hit her) in the diner and she's gonna hitchike home. He asked her something like "what are you doing?" The above was her response. Then they get in that huge fight in the mud pit. LMAO every time I watch it! (I watch it a lot, cuz I've gotta redneck side)

[Jeff Fry]

"Hold Up on that Car Wise gentlemen" (Jackie Gleason)
"Theres noooo way, that you can come from my loins. When i get home, im gonna punch your momma right in the mouth!"
(Jerry Reed)
"Send bill to Big Enos Burrrrdet, 'Ber, nah bur de, Oh hell i got to go!"
(Jackie Gleason)
"What were dealing with, is a complete lack of respect for the law!"
(Jackie Gleason)
You boys stay here till one of my associates arrrives. Dont got home, Dont go to eat, and dont play withyourselfs, i wont look nice on my highway. You can think about but dont do it. ! (car speeds away) Hey man, llllets get out of here! No way, im staying right here!
I can go on and On lol
Hope these give a laugh!

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Mrs. Sportin' Wood
It's when she gets mad at him (Back to the very first time he hit her) in the diner and she's gonna hitchike home. He asked her something like "what are you doing?" The above was her response. Then they get in that huge fight in the mud pit. LMAO every time I watch it! (I watch it a lot, cuz I've gotta redneck side)
Ok! I know the part you mean. My favorite part is when they are broke up and she is hitching up a car to tow, he drives by her and she gives him the finger!! LMAO!!! :D
My movie quote is as follows:
"For we went needlessly into peril " Legolas - Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring;)

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

What happened to your pictures on your sig line?

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Mrs. Sportin' Wood
What happened to your pictures on your sig line?
Are you talking to me? (another movie quote)
I can see my thumbnails in my sig line, can't you?
:D

[goneboatin]

Uh oh, now he's in deep shit!
The Sandlot
What do you mean, I'm funny?
How, like a clown?
Do I amuse you?
Goodfellas

[goneboatin]

Fuhggetaboutit.
Donnie Brasco

[Debbolas]

It's time to go to the mattress(es) - The Godfather

[goneboatin]

Kashmir, Rajneesh... chill out.
No buts chill!
No weezzen the joo-oose.
Encino Man

[Debbolas]

"Hey watch it buddy"
"Sorry, I'm just trying to get home"
Finding Nemo
:D

[Debbolas]

"Oh yeah, you blend" - My Cousin Vinny

[My Man's Sportin' Wood]

"If you're gonna spew, spew in this"
--Garth
Wayne's World
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
I'm sure you all can guess that one. One of the best movies of all time, IMO.

[Debbolas]

"M U L T I - P A S S "- Lelou in 5th Element

[Sportin' Wood]

"well, isn't that a geographical oddity, this place is two weeks from everywhere."
"Mama says he's bonafide."
"Yep, he's a suiter"
"What seems to be the problem here Big Dan?"
LMAO.
--Oh, Brother Where art thou?

[Sportin' Wood]

'Yes! Yes! Yes! (hands banging on table) YES! YES!!!
--Sally, When Harry met Sally.:D

[Debbolas]

"The Chickens are organized" - Chicken Run

[Debbolas]

"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming" - Finding Nemo

[goneboatin]

I'll just have Tang.
Tang....Astronauts to the moon. HHHAAAAA!
Coneheads

[Cheap Thrills]

F R E E D O M ! !
Braveheart :D
C.T. :wink:

[FMluvswater]

"Oh look - it's me! Isn't that special!"
Johnny 5 in Short Circuit 2

[goneboatin]

Where are you from?
Originally? Bakersfield.
Short Circuit

[Debbolas]

"Because I've never seen it and I've sailed farther than most" - The Mariner in Waterworld

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by goneboatin
Where are you from?
Originally? Bakersfield.
Short Circuit
LMAO!! I love that character! I love that movie! There's a ton of great lines from that guy!
"I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground!"
"Her pants are burning for you!"
--Short Circuit

[goneboatin]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
LMAO!! I love that character! I love that movie! There's a ton of great lines from that guy!
"I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground!"
"Her pants are burning for you!"
--Short Circuit
Did you stick your tounge down her throat?
More Short Circuit

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by goneboatin
Did you stick your tounge down her throat?
More Short Circuit
"Can you triangulate YOUR position ...?"
Short Circuit :D

[goneboatin]

You...you...you...you're good.
Analyze This

[goneboatin]

I'm the shreck king!
Indian Summer

[Debbolas]

"18 dead.........no 19........" Legolas - Lord of the Rings - The two towers

[goneboatin]

Hey Mr. Cornbeef, whatcha looing for? (In Bostonian accent)
That's Cornbluth!
You want to know what I'm looking for?
Come here. I'll tell you what I'm looking for.
NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!
Let's pee down his air hose.
Splash

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by goneboatin
Hey Mr. Cornbeef, whatcha looing for? (In Bostonian accent)
That's Cornbluth!
You want to know what I'm looking for?
Come here. I'll tell you what I'm looking for.
NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!
Let's pee down his air hose.
Splash
Funny Movie!!!

[FMluvswater]

"Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!"
-- Turner & Hooch

[Debbolas]

Take a look at my eye, and I think we can all tell I am having a very bad day! - Dennis Hopper - WaterWorld

[Debbolas]

M U T A T I O N !!!! WaterWorld

[FMluvswater]

"Death by stereo!" :cool:
-- The Lost Boys

[Sleek-Jet]

Originally posted by fourspeednup
"Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning."---Apocalypse Now
... it smells like.... Victory.

[Old Walrus]

What - Come on guys - nothing from Clint?
"A man's gotta know his limitatiions" Dirty Harry
"Well punk - Do ya?" Dirty Harry
"Well if it isn't Mr Chain Blue Lightning himself" Josie Wales
"When I see a man running down the alley naked with a knife and a hardon, I don't ask." Dirty Harry
Some more
"No matter where you go, Thee you are." Buckaroo Bonzai
"Here is a stick to beat the nice lady with" Gentle Man
See Ya,
The Old Walrus

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Old Walrus
"Here is a stick to beat the nice lady with" Gentle Man
See Ya,
The Old Walrus
I think that is from The Quiet Man with John Wayne and Katherine O'Hara.......Love that movie!!!:D

[FMluvswater]

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!" :rolleyes: :D
--Clerks :D

[FMluvswater]

"Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as part of the food court. Anything operating outside said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking."
--Mallrats :D

[goneboatin]

Dog poop?!
This is awesome!
Bubble Boy

[goneboatin]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Old Walrus
[B]What - Come on guys - nothing from Clint?
"A man's gotta know his limitatiions" Dirty Harry
"Well punk - Do ya?" Dirty Harry
"Well if it isn't Mr Chain Blue Lightning himself" Josie Wales
"When I see a man running down the alley naked with a knife and a hardon, I don't ask." Dirty Harry
I know what you're asking yourself, did he fire six or seven shots?
Well, with all of this excitement, I've kind of lost track myself.
You know this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerfull handgun in the world and it'll blow your head clean off.
So you've got to ask yourself...do I feel lucky?....well do ya punk?
I gots ta know......I gots ta know.
(click!)
You Son of a Bitch!
Dirty Harry
(I hope that got your Clint fill for the day)

[Debbolas]

"Inconceivable!"
"I do not think that word means what you think it means!"
(same movie)
"As you wish....."
The Princess Bride
;)

[Dr. Eagle]

What in the Wide Wide World of sports is a goin on here? You guys are supposed to be building a railroad, not jumping around like a bunch of Kansas CIty Fagots......
Slim Pickens, Blazing Saddles
The bitch was inventing the Candygram....
CLeavon Little, Blazing Saddles....

[Debbolas]

"I'm not dead yet!"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
you can't guess my move can you?
;)
What you talking bout Willis?:D

[Debbolas]

Name this movie!!!!!

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Name this movie!!!!!
?????????????:confused:

[Debbolas]

the thread two threads below this one, guess the movie

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
the thread two threads below this one, guess the movie
I have no response for that...

[Debbolas]

No...no....no...........I have no response for that is from "Joe Vs The Volcano"
;)

[Sleek-Jet]

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a shame to ruin yours.

[Debbolas]

He KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Sleek-Jet]

You have a truly dizzying intelect.

[Debbolas]

"Every ship except the four you sent";)

[Debbolas]

I would not say such things if I were you,
You truely loved each other, so you might have been happy....
Do you hear, that is the sound of ultimate suffering......

[Dr. Eagle]

Moss Isley, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany....

[Debbolas]

I have no response to that - Meg Ryan - Joe Vs The Volcano:D

[goneboatin]

No more rhyming and I mean it!
How about another peanut?
The Princess Bride.

[Debbolas]

If she is harmed, I will be very put out...........
The Princess Bride;)

[Boozer]

I can think of nastier habbits
-Willy Wonka

[Debbolas]

The only good bug, is a dead bug...........
Starship Troopers

[goneboatin]

Are you men police officers?
No ma'am we're musicians - we're on a mission from God.
The Blues Brothers

[goneboatin]

All Air Force pilots go through that door,
When they go through they all look the same.
But when the they come out they look different.
How's that?
Hey fella, I said how's that?
They all look scared.
The Right Stuff

[Tinkerer]

Come on this is a boat forum and no one came up with
WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT
JAWS

[goneboatin]

Originally posted by Tinkerboater
Come on this is a boat forum and no one came up with
WE NEED A BIGGER BOAT
JAWS
Smile you son of a bitch!
Jaws

[goneboatin]

Mine's bigger.
Excuse me?
My cucumber...My cucumber is bigger than yours.
Animal House

[Debbolas]

Don't you think vegetables are sensual? - Animal House
LOL:D

[Debbolas]

"Why is the rum gone? !!!" - Captain Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Carribbean:D

[goneboatin]

There was a man farting all over the stage!
Farting?
Yes, farting!
My dick was in the punch!
That young man is looking for someone named Dick.
Hollywood Knights

[Debbolas]

You will always remember this as the day you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow!
Captain Jack Sparrow - Johnny Depp - Pirates of the Carribbean

[goneboatin]

Hey man, I'm not staring at your neck
Cheech and Chong's Next Movie

[Debbolas]

What we have here is a failure to comunicate - Paul Newman - Cool Hand Luke

[goneboatin]

What are we gonna do Wendel?
I don't know about you, but I'm gonna get me one of them keno girls who suck the chrome off a trailer ball.
The Electric Horseman

[Debbolas]

The two yutes,
excuse me, did you say yutes?
oh sorry,
Youths...
My cousin Vinnie

[BonnevilleBaby]

Did you see the size of that cock a doodle god damn doo
young guns
and..... Four lefts is a circle
trapped in paradise

[Debbolas]

Avhast!!!
Orlando Bloom - Pirates of the Carribbean.................(sigh);)

[goneboatin]

Will you and Mr Conehead be participating in the homecomming event?
Home....comming?
Comming....home?
The Coneheads

[goneboatin]

Those girls are checking us out!
I think she wants it...you better go check it out.
Hey, what's cookin' good lookin'?
Your fly's open.
Meatballs

[KACHINA KEN]

From Pulp Fiction....
Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe
It's 30-minutes away . . . I'll be there in 10.

[Sleek-Jet]

"Shoooot.... an 'ole boy could have a pretty good time in Vegas with one of these."
Slim Pickens in Doctor Strangelove.

[goneboatin]

Gentlemen, there is no fighting in the war room!
Dr. Strangelove

[DeltaSigBoater]

Cocaine exploded upon the American Culture like an atomic bomb.
It started in Hollywood and moved East in no time.
Everyone was doing it, I mean everyone.
We invented the market place.
In fact, if you snorted cocaine in the late 1970s or early 80s, there was an 85% chance it came from us.
George Jung – Blow

[Debbolas]

They won't let you in.. -- Poltergest

[goneboatin]

You're a woman to love...
Something's gotta give.

[goneboatin]

Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
Goldfinger

[goneboatin]

Alan: You know why she left me, Freddy? She left me because I couldn't say I love'd her.
Freddy: That bitch!
Splash

[lovemyultra]

Aint noooo way you come from my loins .... when I get home Im punchin yo momma right in the mouf
Sherriff Buford T Justice
you know the movie

[goneboatin]

There's two kind of pilots:
The ones who get all the hot planes
And there's the peckerwoods who dream of getting the hot planes.
Now what do you two peckerwoods want?
....scotch...
The Right Stuff

[Debbolas]

"I'm not dead yet!!" - Monty Python & The Holy Grail
:D

[goneboatin]

....don't you ever call me a communist.
See this, (patch on jacket), I was a Texas Ranger,
You know who I was fighting in Ko-reya?
....chinamens...
No, I was fighten them damn communtists!
Don't you ever, never call me no communist!
W.W. and the Dixiedancekings

[Some Kind Of Monster]

"This is chess.. It aint checkers.." Training Day

[goneboatin]

Snakes....why does it have to be snakes....
Raiders of the Lost Ark

[goneboatin]

She don't speak no English.
Oh, and you do?
Splash

[Debbolas]

And they should be three hundred against three thousand !! - Legolas - Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers

[Debbolas]

You could have picked a better spot - Gimli - Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers

[Cheap Thrills]

You mean were smokin dog shit man ?
Up In Smoke
C.T. :wink:

[Debbolas]

Their armour is weak at the neck and below the armpit......Legolas
Lord of the Rings The Two Towers

[Debbolas]

14 - Gimli
I'm on 17 Legolas
Lord of the Rings
The Two Towers

[Debbolas]

We have just decided.....................We have just decided that you are not Orks....................The Ent-Lord of the Rings-The Two Towers

[goneboatin]

I like football and I like school!....And I saw Vicky Valencourt's boobies and I like those too!
The Waterboy

[Debbolas]

Legolas bring him down!!!! - Aragon -Lord of the Rings-The Two Towers

[Debbolas]

Charge!!!!!-Aragon-Lord of the Rings-The Two Towers

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by goneboatin
I like football and I like school!....And I saw Vicky Valencourt's boobies and I like those too!
The Waterboy
LOL;)

[Debbolas]

Tell him Faridiar sends a mighty gift - Faridimari The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers
Fariamar?
Fardimar?

[Debbolas]

The Sun is Rising - Gimli - Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers

[Dr. Eagle]

Hey Ridley, Got any Beemans?
Yeah, I think I got me a stick....
Well loan me some I'll bring it back later...
Now you talkin'
The right stuff

[goneboatin]

Do you eat Ranch Breakfast for breakfast?
I eat steak and eggs for breakfast.....I eat Ranch Breakfast for lunch.
The Electric Horseman

[Dr. Eagle]

And http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/pirategun.gif http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/ar.gif :D http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/lsvader.gif

[Debbolas]

To the keep!!! - Gandolf - Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
And ]http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/pirategun.gif http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/ar.gif :D http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/lsvader.gif http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/pirategun.gif http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/ar.gif :D http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/lsvader.gif [/B][/

[Dr. Eagle]

I can see that your Schwartz is as big as mine.........http://www.riverratlife.com/forums/board/ubb/graemlins/lsvader.gif Spaceballs

[goneboatin]

Hey Slider, (sniff), You stink.
Top Gun

[Debbolas]

Final Count................42 - Legolas - The Two Towers - The Lord of the Rings

[Sleek-Jet]

... just put this in the handle and wang it down.
The Right Stuff

[Dr. Eagle]

Hey Ridley, take a note here, got nothin better to do...
Elevator effectiveness regained....
The Right Stuff.....

[Debbolas]

Precious - Smegel - The Return of the king - The Lord of the Rings