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FMluvswater
05-06-2004, 08:22 AM
I'd seen some of these in other contexts but a few were new to me. :D
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un**** you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

welk2party
05-06-2004, 08:49 AM
:D

Debbolas
05-06-2004, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
I'd seen some of these in other contexts but a few were new to me. :D
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un**** you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and
senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
Some of those are very good, however if you work with very young girls, when things don't go their way, they tend to just cry. I had a day like that today. Very dramatic. I think that is why I get along with men better.
The day after today will be better!
(I still like my job!)
:D

Ziggy
05-06-2004, 12:37 PM
Thats "tomorrow" sweetheart-:wink: Gotta keep those kids in line don't ya....not easy sometimes.

Debbolas
05-06-2004, 12:39 PM
I REALLY wish this board had spell check..................the really awful thing is that...........I teach kids to read & write....
:eek:

Ziggy
05-06-2004, 12:46 PM
Just teasing you a little---but nice edit job:D :D , now no one will ever be the wiser.;)
No worries, I still spell things out in my head with certain words...you know the kind that defy the normal rules.
Wish there were a lot more of dedicated people like you helping our kids.

Debbolas
05-06-2004, 01:08 PM
Thanks, that makes the drama this morning a little less important!
:D ;)