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Blown 472
05-07-2004, 05:30 PM
Ever wonder why a guy who is making millions outside of the white house has the desire to make 200k a year and deal with all the shit? some sorta idealistic dream of serving your fellow man? or perhaps all the connections and kick backs and money he is going to make in office??
This is not a dem or rep thing just a politian thing in general, so when they are spewing their crap at election time take a look at where they came from and why do they want to be in office so damn bad.

My Man's Sportin' Wood
05-07-2004, 05:35 PM
It's all about the power, and kickin' the guy's a$$ that threatened to kill your old man!:D That's cool too!

twistedpair
05-07-2004, 05:57 PM
Surely this is not news to you. Politics at any level is all about personal power, be it for the politicians themselves or for who is padding their wallet.
Politicians Lie #1 "I want to work for YOU"

Mandelon
05-07-2004, 05:57 PM
Don't forget about the multil millions you make after being pres.....the book deals, the speaking engagements, the awesome retirement package, the round the clock security, access to the most powerful people in the world, other government leaders, hollywood actors, and good seats at the ball games.....:cool:

058
05-07-2004, 06:11 PM
With at least one administration it was the interns and blow jobs:D

Mandelon
05-07-2004, 06:12 PM
OOOh I forgot to mention the "special" cigars.....:rolleyes:

canuck1
05-07-2004, 06:49 PM
SPICE BOY FOR PREZ

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by canuck1
SPICE BOY FOR PREZ
You want to be vice?
You can be in charge of the spice boy singalong telathon.

canuck1
05-07-2004, 06:55 PM
can I chase interns too?

My Man's Sportin' Wood
05-07-2004, 06:57 PM
Can I have Condi's job? I'm better lookin' and just as mean :p

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 06:58 PM
I want to be the Secretary of the Interior so I can Manage the National Forests and Park System!!!!
:D

My Man's Sportin' Wood
05-07-2004, 07:02 PM
Cool! Will you get rid of the fee at Mead/Mohave? Oh, and can I have my trailer rent and slip at Katherine comped? Just cuz I'm so nice (forget about that mean description above, I was lying :D)

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:04 PM
If
I had the POWER, I was thinking you should manage that site, and keep your trailer there, and all the gang members OUT!
:D :cool: ;)

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:08 PM
Wait a min, we were just getting into inters and shit and you chicks are talking about camping?? sheesh.:D :D :D :p :p

canuck1
05-07-2004, 07:12 PM
How about a national lets get naked for the prez/vice prez day?

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by canuck1
How about a national lets get naked for the prez/vice prez day?
We could make it a law, all chicks on this day shall be naked. Then we pick a cold day so their nipples are so hard they could cut glass.

canuck1
05-07-2004, 07:17 PM
yep
that will work

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:19 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
We could make it a law, all chicks on this day shall be naked. Then we pick a cold day so their nipples are so hard they could cut glass.
Sweetheart, think if all the guys were naked, what you all would look like......LMAO :D :eek:
on that cold, cold day

canuck1
05-07-2004, 07:21 PM
Give it up girl and remember " it's good to be king"

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Sweetheart, think if all the guys were naked, what you all would look like......LMAO :D :eek:
on that cold, cold day
Been there done that, snowmobiling in 20 below with shitty gloves, damn near froze my hands off, had to stop cuz I couldn't feel my hands any more, my buddy tells me to put them in the warmest place on my body, took me a week to get my nuts out of my throat.:p :p

Blown 472
05-07-2004, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by canuck1
Give it up girl and remember " it's good to be king" CANUCK 1 FOR VP.

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 07:25 PM
LOL :D

canuck1
05-07-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Blown 472
Been there done that, snowmobiling in 20 below with shitty gloves, damn near froze my hands off, had to stop cuz I couldn't feel my hands any more, my buddy tells me to put them in the warmest place on my body, took me a week to get my nuts out of my throat.:p :p
:D :D :D
He's funny and flexible

Dr. Eagle
05-07-2004, 08:39 PM
I nominate Tom Brown for Prezzzzz

Debbolas
05-07-2004, 08:41 PM
Can I still be the secretary of the interior?
(forests, national parks, more water in lake powell)
:D

Dr. Eagle
05-07-2004, 08:44 PM
I also nominate the Muffin as VP...

Dr. Eagle
05-07-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Can I still be the secretary of the interior?
(forests, national parks, more water in lake powell)
:D
Sure, the enviro NAZIs wouldn't want me in there...
Snowmobiles in yellowstone, ATVs everywhere, Dirt Bikes w/o restriction, no noise restrictions, Boat Drags on Yellowstone Lake, you get the drift...

My Man's Sportin' Wood
05-08-2004, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by Blown 472
Wait a min, we were just getting into inters and shit and you chicks are talking about camping?? sheesh.:D :D :D :p :p
:confused:
Who's talking about camping. I guess I should have been more specific. We have a veeerrry classy (sarcastic voice) party hut mobile home at Mo-choppy. No camping. I gave up camping there when I was 19.

Debbolas
05-08-2004, 08:24 AM
Yes, you can stay in your mobil hut and manage the park.
I will (somehow) put more water into Lake Powell and Mead.
However, I would drasticly change the way Yosemite is managed. I would allow only electric vehicles into the park. (except the campers) It is such a pristine area and needs to be protected.

Tom Brown
05-08-2004, 02:20 PM
Canuck 1 should run for council in the RM of Broadview.

Blown 472
05-08-2004, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Tom Brown
Canuck 1 should run for council in the RM of Broadview.
Hanson could be in charge of mass transit. :D :D :D

Tom Brown
05-08-2004, 02:25 PM
He could use his mini van.

Dr. Eagle
05-08-2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Yes, you can stay in your mobil hut and manage the park.
I will (somehow) put more water into Lake Powell and Mead.
However, I would drasticly change the way Yosemite is managed. I would allow only electric vehicles into the park. (except the campers) It is such a pristine area and needs to be protected.
I would plan to hold the Monster Truck final eliminations at Old Faithful...:D

Jordy
05-08-2004, 04:45 PM
Hey, you need to do some more research. The pay scale just received a cola and is now up to $450,000 or so a year. ;) :D

Dr. Eagle
05-08-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by jordanpaulk
Hey, you need to do some more research. The pay scale just received a cola and is now up to $450,000 or so a year. ;) :D
Thank god he has his old businesses to fall back on......:D

Debbolas
05-08-2004, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
I would plan to hold the Monster Truck final eliminations at Old Faithful...:D
In Yellowstone!?!?!?:eek:

Dr. Eagle
05-08-2004, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
In Yellowstone!?!?!?:eek:
Yes, right after the mud stomper race at Mamoth Hot Springs.....
;)

Debbolas
05-08-2004, 05:40 PM
Don't you mean Mono Lake?
;)

Dr. Eagle
05-08-2004, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Don't you mean Mono Lake?
;)
No, we'd be having jetboat races there.:rolleyes:

Debbolas
05-08-2004, 05:47 PM
Not enough water, remember they drained it for So Cal
(I think)
Oh, we could Jet boat race at Lake Tahoe!!!

Dr. Eagle
05-08-2004, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Not enough water, remember they drained it for So Cal
(I think)
Oh, we could Jet boat race at Lake Tahoe!!!
Been there done that at Tahoe. Mono lake is just fine, refilling after years of decline... So Dr. E wants to go stir it up a bit!!!!!!

Debbolas
05-08-2004, 05:55 PM
WAIT!
I thought it was endangered....remember the "Save Mono Lake" t-shirts and bumber stickers?

HOSS
05-08-2004, 06:10 PM
If I were President, I would let all servicemen/women take pornographic pictures of the enemy. With cactus inserted of course.:mad:

Dr. Eagle
05-08-2004, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
WAIT!
I thought it was endangered....remember the "Save Mono Lake" t-shirts and bumber stickers?
Yes it was. The majority of the water was diverted from Mono lake into the LA Aquaduct and shipped to LA. LA was sued and settled so they reduced their water draw on the tributaries to Mono and the level has been coming up since.
Time for the MONO LAKE BOAT DRAGS...
And a little Tufa grinding...:D