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project-speed
05-11-2004, 09:45 PM
Ok here is the short virsion. Last tuesday morning my girlfriend wanted a quickie. So after I played hard to get she got on top, after a couple of minutes I popped out, it happens to all of us, when it went back in my penis made a loud pop and it broke. I shot blood all over the place from the tip of my penis. She freaked, I freaked. She called 911 when the medics got here they freaked out. Im at home now and I got a tube hanging out of me and thiry stitches around the middle of my unit. I snaped both tubes that run down the inside of the penis and the urethra. I asked the doc..Please not to use staples. There is a lot more to tell if you want to hear it. If you want, I'll post the pix but I gotta warn ya, they will make you sick to your stomic....Has this ever happend to any one else?

502procharger
05-11-2004, 09:47 PM
you kidding right. if your not, OMG. dude. i have nothing else to say:(

Rvr2Bch
05-11-2004, 09:50 PM
Jesus Christ Dude....

project-speed
05-11-2004, 09:51 PM
I wish i was... calling my mom from the hospital and telling her sucked. She wanted to know everything.

Phat Matt
05-11-2004, 09:52 PM
Just tape an aspirin to it. :D

Scream
05-11-2004, 09:53 PM
You mean, You're broke dick!!!
Sorry couldn't resist. I've heard of that happening before. The whole thing brings a tear to my eye though. I cannot imagine what you must be feeling. Ouch

MagicMtnDan
05-11-2004, 09:55 PM
That's a whole new kind of a broken drive. Mega-ouch!
Breaking your johnson is one thing but why are you using someone else's avatar?

hoolign
05-11-2004, 09:56 PM
Jesus H Christ man! did they give you a loaner?:p

Phat Matt
05-11-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by hoolign
Jesus H Christ man! did they give you a loaner?:p
...for your boner?

project-speed
05-11-2004, 09:58 PM
ok..I'll send them. I have a slow connection so it might take awhile

project-speed
05-11-2004, 10:01 PM
using someone else's avatar? I didnt pick it. I have been away for awhile and when I logged on there it was.

project-speed
05-11-2004, 10:34 PM
My girfriend said she will answer any questions :)

502procharger
05-11-2004, 10:38 PM
does she need to be serviced while your broken

missboatnam1
05-11-2004, 10:40 PM
oh my goodness, you poor guy...iv never heard of that...
take care of yourself:(

project-speed
05-11-2004, 10:53 PM
<miss speed> Don't you know what im capable of!!!!!:D

FMluvswater
05-11-2004, 11:29 PM
:eek: Whoa. I've never heard of that happening before. :confused: Sounds painful and you're kinda brave to even share such a personal story. Speed healing wished for you.

73kona455
05-12-2004, 12:00 AM
sounds like u will be out of commission for awhile.. darn that hurts to think about....:eek!:

twistedpair
05-12-2004, 04:33 AM
Maybe back down the Viagra dosage just a tad.......:eek:

mmered8299
05-12-2004, 04:38 AM
Once you heal, I would think you would be afraid to do it again.:frown:

OutCole'd
05-12-2004, 04:57 AM
Did they put a cast on it?
I want to hear the phone call to 911. What the hell did you say?
Sorry to make light of your tragedy, I just never heard of this.

HammerDown
05-12-2004, 05:12 AM
Oh yea, I've herd of this. A lady friend I knew worked at a Hospital.
Story goes...this guy was chasing after his piece of "fur" around the beedroom. He sliped and landed on his boner...it snaped! YEEeeeOOOoooouuuch! :eek: I hear when they do the repair it could make a hard left or right when at full wood. (thats F'ed up)!

Mandelon
05-12-2004, 05:44 AM
My Dixie Wrecked...........
I've heard a few pops down there, but I can't imagine it could spew blood.........
You must have had to nearly break it off to tear the blood vessels inside.
Are you swinging from a bar in the ceiling like Tarzan???

Garrddogg
05-12-2004, 05:48 AM
F'n OUCH !
sorry to here about that I cant imagine a broke Dick !:(

hboldno7
05-12-2004, 08:11 AM
Detachable Penis

78Eliminator
05-12-2004, 08:11 AM
Great. First you have to worrry about getting a STD, then you have to worry about AIDS, then you have to worry about some kind of cauliflower growth appearing on your unit a couple weeks after, NOW, NOW you have to worry about your dick breaking in HALF. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to become celebate.

Jordy
05-12-2004, 08:12 AM
I think I could have gone my whole life without reading this thread... That would really really suck though.

My Man's Sportin' Wood
05-12-2004, 08:13 AM
http://home.mchsi.com/~angieknoll/icon_eek.gif Holy chiznet!!!

WaTchTheGelCoat
05-12-2004, 08:13 AM
Coach, I think I broke my dick. :eek!: :cry:

welk2party
05-12-2004, 08:51 AM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_28_108.gif ('http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008')

repo man
05-12-2004, 08:56 AM
i had a similar thing happen when i was a kid . no blood though just a loud pop and then a lot of pain and bruising.

Her454
05-12-2004, 09:19 AM
OMG- I cant believe that, much less you sharing it on here. Hope your ...uh.....feeling better soon.....shit I dont even know what to say. :confused: :(

Mrs. Restless22
05-12-2004, 09:24 AM
OMG......Ive never heard of this either :eek:
Ive heard a few pops on the Mr. before, but now Im gonna freak out next time I hear one!
Hope you heal up all nice :D

RiverToysJas
05-12-2004, 09:25 AM
It's never happened to me. BUT......I just gotta ask, your woman......is she.......um.....how shall I say......Big Boned ;) ????
RTJas :D

mirvin
05-12-2004, 09:25 AM
Dang. Can't say that's happened to me;) Hope things work out soon:D
mirvin

dimarcobros
05-12-2004, 09:29 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I am going to throw up. I can't imagine the pain.:(
DMB

Mrs. Restless22
05-12-2004, 09:32 AM
I dont mean to laugh at this horrible tragedy thats happened to you, but the reaction from everyone has cracked me up since you posted this! LOL :D :D
sorry ;)

Kachina26
05-12-2004, 09:34 AM
Pictures???? Well...............someone had to ask;)

THOR
05-12-2004, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by RiverToysJas
It's never happened to me. BUT......I just gotta ask, your woman......is she.......um.....how shall I say......Big Boned ;) ????
RTJas :D
Either that or she was going for full extension. ;)

lucky
05-12-2004, 09:38 AM
the swelling must be a bitch

Hallett19
05-12-2004, 10:09 AM
dip it in robitussin

Dead Weight
05-12-2004, 10:13 AM
That gives new meaning to the phrase 'It's like a sore dick, you can't beat it!' Hope you get a full recovery bro!

dmontzsta
05-12-2004, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Hallett19
dip it in robitussin
lmao good ole tussin.

Infomaniac
05-12-2004, 10:19 AM
Spray some Windex on it.
Perfect opportunity to add in an extension?

jbtrailerjim
05-12-2004, 10:25 AM
I've heard of this happening before. I can't even imagine how much it must hurt. Makes me nauseous just thinking about it.:eek:

HammerDown
05-12-2004, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Hallett19
dip it in robitussin
Kinky:p
One of my old girl friends did this trick when she had a mouth full of "Pop Rocks"...and well you get the picture.
It WAS a happy ending:D

ROZ
05-12-2004, 11:45 AM
I masterbate 10 times a day to make my penis big and strong ensuring that this weak man's penis syndrome won't happen to me :D
Hope you have a full recovery :)
damn,first ya read about the decapitation and now this... What 's this world comming to :eek:

78Eliminator
05-12-2004, 11:52 AM
My penis is so big, it never comes out, even when she stands up on top of me... ;)

mirvin
05-12-2004, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by 78Eliminator
My penis is so big, it never comes out, even when she stands up on top of me... ;)
Uh, yeah..... me too?;)
mirvin

78Eliminator
05-12-2004, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by mirvin
Uh, yeah..... me too?;)
mirvin
I know the reality, don't mess with the fantasy :D

HCS
05-12-2004, 12:02 PM
I think you should sue. There should have been a warning label
on that thing when you got it.
Warning: Penis may snap under severe conditions. Use caution
and wear goggles while under operation.

project-speed
05-12-2004, 02:34 PM
I tried to post a pix but the file was too big. i'll e-mail them to someone who can post it.
no viagra was used. ( Just looking for a quickie)
my girlfriend is 5'6 130lbs
I just got back from the doc..another two weeks with the catheder..he was suprised how well things looked. I got a smile from all the ladies in the office when i walked in .
Thanks for all the love.

summerlove
05-12-2004, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by project-speed
I tried to post a pix but it was too big. I got a smile from all the ladies in the office when i walked in .
Thanks for all the love.
I can't even imagine that visual!;)

Kilrtoy
05-12-2004, 02:58 PM
:eek: OUCH:eek:

Lightning
05-12-2004, 03:00 PM
I heard a couple of pops from mine now and then, but nothing like this - that's some crazy shit. Hopefully it won't be one of those things, like if you dislocate your shoulder - it is easier to dislocate in the future.
Just slap tow pieces of celery on there with a rubberband and go for it.

HCS
05-12-2004, 03:07 PM
Make sure the things as hard as a bone so it doesn't flex next time.

miss project-speed
05-12-2004, 03:25 PM
Yep, that's right, I'm Project-Speed's girlfriend. I was the one who called 911, and was placed on hold twice.
I can tell you that it's not pretty, looks a whole lot better than it did last Tuesday though.....
Nothing like going to the emergency room to catch up with your boyfriend after he's broken his family jewels to have the staff stop and stare. The ole' biddy from admissions called into the ER and said, "That's right, she's here!" You could hear a pin drop as they looked at the person who was directly linked to the oddest penile injury they have ever seen. What can I say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the record - - - No, I wasn't hanging from the ceiling and fell on him. No, I'm not a big, fat, tub of goo. No, I didn't do anything strange or unusual. No, this hasn't happened to me before. And thank you, but no, I don't need a fill-in while he's recouping.
I can tell you it's the strangest experience I've ever had!
He said that you can ask me questions, go ahead.

ROZ
05-12-2004, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by miss project-speed
He said that you can ask me questions, go ahead.
So he gave you permission to speak? Okay, I now I have a little admiration for the guy who can keep his woman in check!
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Just kidding :D
Hope it all works ou in the end :eek: :D

mike37
05-12-2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by miss project-speed
Yep, that's right, I'm Project-Speed's girlfriend. I was the one who called 911, and was placed on hold twice.
I can tell you that it's not pretty, looks a whole lot better than it did last Tuesday though.....
Nothing like going to the emergency room to catch up with your boyfriend after he's broken his family jewels to have the staff stop and stare. The ole' biddy from admissions called into the ER and said, "That's right, she's here!" You could hear a pin drop as they looked at the person who was directly linked to the oddest penile injury they have ever seen. What can I say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the record - - - No, I wasn't hanging from the ceiling and fell on him. No, I'm not a big, fat, tub of goo. No, I didn't do anything strange or unusual. No, this hasn't happened to me before. And thank you, but no, I don't need a fill-in while he's recouping.
I can tell you it's the strangest experience I've ever had!
He said that you can ask me questions, go ahead.
dam woman you broke your mans dick
post som pics so we can verify that your not a porker:D
hope thing heal up ok

Scream
05-12-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by mike37
dam woman you broke your mans dick
post som pics so we can verify that your not a porker:D
hope thing heal up ok
You guys are merciless...LOL:D
Miss-Project Speed! Holy Crap. I can't imagine how you must have fealt at that very moment in time...:eek:
I hope all turns out ok and Good Luck in the future...
And the coment about the celery splint...:D :D
LMAO

ROZ
05-12-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by mike37
post som pics so we can verify that your not a porker:D
Maybe she's just a crazy sex machine :devil: :D

miss project-speed
05-12-2004, 04:08 PM
:idea: hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm....... Let me think about that one. I don't have pics of me. I suppose that I'll have to have the ole' man take some and post them.... :wink:

topless
05-12-2004, 04:10 PM
Well he might as well take pics since sex is out of the question.;)

miss project-speed
05-12-2004, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by ROZ
Maybe she's just a crazy sex machine :devil: :D
mmmmmmmmmmmm Sex good!!!!!
Break - BAD........................:D

twistedpair
05-12-2004, 04:14 PM
I heard that 'Buns of Steel' workout was good, but sheeiiitt!:D Maybe tone down the keigel (sp?) exercises a touch!;)

mike37
05-12-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Scream
You guys are merciless...LOL:D
Miss-Project Speed! Holy Crap. I can't imagine how you must have fealt at that very moment in time...:eek:
I hope all turns out ok and Good Luck in the future...
And the coment about the celery splint...:D :D
LMAO
hey they brought it up
a littel joking around never hurt any one
well sex never did ether but we can put that on the dangerus sport list now:D
project-speed
miss project-speed
you both are being a very good port about all the joking

miss project-speed
05-12-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by mike37
hey they brought it up
a littel joking around never hurt any one
well sex never did ether but we can put that on the dangerus sport list now:D
project-speed
miss project-speed
you both are being a very good port about all the joking
They say that laughter is the best medicine...... They don't have a broken unit..... Vicodin - now that's the ticket..... Well okay, laughing definitely beats crying about it...... I think my boyfriend's true sense of humor showed up right as he was being wheeled into the surgery room... Everyone was quiet and looked like they were hurt. He looked around the room and said, "How's everyone doing? Can you please let the doctor know that I don't want him using staples!" Everyone needed that!!!

miss project-speed
05-12-2004, 04:49 PM
Miss-Project Speed! Holy Crap. I can't imagine how you must have fealt at that very moment in time...:eek:
You know that "Deer in the headlight look?" Well that was the paramedics looks on their faces as they came into the room. When it first happened I honestly didn't know who was bleeding or what had happened exactly. I had heard a "pop" and that was all she wrote. Since 911 put me on hold twice and relayed incorrectly to the medics that "An adult male accidentally cut his scrotum..." Those poor bastards were never prepared for the horror that they saw when they got here. I spoke to them later and they said that for the life of them they couldn't figure out how he had cut his scrotum as the dispatcher had said. They were all taking amongst themselves on the ride over here trying to figure out if he was shaving, caught in a zipper, cut by jewelry,etc.... When the first one walked in he screamed for help because he didn't know what to do. My boyfriend was calm and reassuring to them. They were so upset that two of them came to hospital after visiting hours and spent an hour talking to my boyfriend. It was like they needed grief counseling or something. I was shocked, scared, terrified and honestly for the first time in my life - didn't know what to do..... I am very thankful to the prayers that have been sent - and the sincere sympathy that we have received. For whatever reason people who have heard about this experience have judged me as "the culprit" in all this... All I know is - we went from having normal sex to being told that he might never have normal function again.... We both feel that he will "rise" above this (sorry - had to let that one in there, the nature of the beast and all....)
:) Thanks for your sentiment!!! You rock!!!

missboatnam1
05-16-2004, 10:44 PM
this is the funniest damm thread ever!! im sorry, its the first time iv seen some peeps speechless.....well hope all is better for you two....oh and miss project speed, thanks for your side ( i knew it wasent your fault)...it was wonderfull but diffrent story, that i dont think ill ever forget....at least we know your man's all broken-in now....;)... no pun attened here!! :D ..i just had to say it!!
im sure he will have a quick recovery!! ;)

phebus
05-17-2004, 05:45 AM
Was the surgery for an add-a dick-to-me? :D

Laveyman
05-17-2004, 05:51 AM
I'm sitting here cringing, just reading abou this. I cannot even fathom the pain you are in!
The last time I heard anything like this was when we caught a serial rapist because he was kicked in the groin so hard by his last victim, she too broke his dick. After a few days, the ******** showed up at a local emergency room and was promptly arrested.

boxscore
05-17-2004, 06:12 AM
Only making things worse is the fact that now he is incredibly suceptible to deadly sperm buildup. The worse kind of death imaginable.

Powell Runner
05-17-2004, 11:23 AM
I have a buddy who broke his pecker.....after a week or two a MASSIVE bruise had developed on his inner thighs, and slowly it traveled down his legs. He even had blackish blood settle around his ancles! Major trama to a guys noodle! hope I never find out! As far as I know he's fully functional now.....his wife is 15 years younger than him!!! and really hot! I'm not sure he'll ever be able to keep up!

OutCole'd
05-17-2004, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by boxscore
Only making things worse is the fact that now he is incredibly suceptible to deadly sperm buildup. The worse kind of death imaginable.
The only cure for this tragedy is multiple sperm removal therapy for the victim (as soon as he is UP to it).:D

Tinkerer
05-17-2004, 12:30 PM
NOw what I figured was that you would be rather athletic and svelt. NOT A COW.
A COW would not be able to move arround enough to break it like you did.
Hope everything comes up OK
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NOW you have to worry about your dick breaking in HALF. AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least that would leave me with 6 inches left......;)

Sportin' Wood
05-17-2004, 06:09 PM
Wait till the physical therapy starts:idea:
You really only need to do one penis pushup:)
Good luck with that!

mud duck
05-17-2004, 06:30 PM
Oh boy, I think I am going to puke! :frown:
Maybe I'll just get down into the fetal position on the floor. :frown:

AZmike
05-17-2004, 06:39 PM
Oh man that sucks but maybe you could capitalize on the swelling!
This post is sad, but i'm in tears from laughter:D

Boozer
11-03-2004, 06:43 PM
To the top.
He never did post pics.

ratso
11-03-2004, 06:45 PM
Hilarious!!!!!!! :D Because it wasn't me... :jawdrop:

IN2-IN2MX
11-03-2004, 07:45 PM
Oh dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :jawdrop: I am sorry. I've never heard of anything like this :confused: . I would've passed out if that happened to my guy.
Hope you make a speedy recovery.

Goldilocks
11-03-2004, 08:18 PM
HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That has got to be the most sickest thing I have ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Dr. Feniks.... How and why can this even happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????? ????:2purples: :2purples: :2purples:

switchin'addiction
11-03-2004, 08:30 PM
HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That has got to be the most sickest thing I have ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Dr. Feniks.... How and why can this even happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????? ????:2purples: :2purples: :2purples:
I kept waiting for the dude to say it was a joke. So this shit really happened? :2purples:

BarryMac
11-03-2004, 08:31 PM
Ummmm, oooouuuccchhhh, he broke his dick....

SHOTKALLIN
11-03-2004, 08:36 PM
I'm calling bul ls hit on this whole story. some guy with 3 posts a cockamamy story (punn intended) and some girlfriend with one post and to top it all off he's hijacked someone elses avatar. first of all there is a reason nobody has every heard of this before. Its impossible to break your dick.

Bad2DBone
11-04-2004, 02:34 AM
So what hospital did you guys go to? My mom is an IV nurse at Good Samaritan in Puyallup. I'll ask her if she got any calls in the ER for a broke cock. :notam:

RiverKitty
11-04-2004, 02:58 AM
Actually, I've heard of this happening before.
I can only imagine what a "mood breaker" it must have been. (pun intended)
You're cruising along in the height of ecstasy then...CRACK!!! :2purples:
Talk about shifting gears, eh?
I hope he has a speedy recovery so you guys can get back to business! :skull:
Heck! I feel sorry for the Mrs. LMAO!!! :D "I have to WAIT HOW LONG???" :p

essexjet
11-04-2004, 03:09 AM
As a paramedic I went on a call long ago like this but no blood. Same situation, but the unit had a nice curve to it. :supp: :jawdrop:

Liberator TJ1984
11-04-2004, 06:26 AM
That must have been some sight :supp:
Paramedic's rollin' you outta the house with an oxygen mask and IV stuck on the jr.member :p
jk; hope things are Up and Around soon :chi:

MagicMtnDan
11-04-2004, 06:33 AM
Imagine if this happened in San Francisco. The arriving paramedics would've been fighting each other over who will give the broken member mouth-to-mouth resuscitation :jawdrop:

SB
11-04-2004, 07:36 AM
This happens more often than you would think. I believe it's called Pyrone's or Peyrone's disease. It happens almost exclusively with female on top. When it heals, it will have a pronounced curve. All men should be careful. Next time you watch porn, and see a girl bouncing with all her weight, realize that the guy on the bottom is a true stunt man, and salute him.

Pie Man
11-04-2004, 07:51 AM
Duct Tape,
I always have a roll arround just in case.

Jbb
11-04-2004, 07:54 AM
:2purples: Ouch!....

Keithb87
11-04-2004, 08:02 AM
OMG !!!!! Atfirst I thought this has to be a joke... If it is he's carrying it well.. :)
If it's not well DUDE.. I'm Sorry... :frown: I can't imangine your pain.. OUCH !

powerplay230
11-04-2004, 08:47 AM
Well it's been almost 6 months how about an update. Hopefully everyone recovered and have no fear of "Mount em up Cowgirl". That story hurts just thinking about it, but since we are thinking about it. How about we rename his girlfriend from Mrs Speed_____ to something more fitting. How about-
"THE BLACK AND DECKER PECKER WRECKER" Just think of all the marketing oppurtunities- pins, bumper stickers, car flags and so on..
Dude hope your Ok now!
Rick
:eek: :2purples:

DECKKAT
11-04-2004, 09:49 PM
Damn!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/1895racingLogo-thumb.JPG

MAINEVENT
11-04-2004, 09:56 PM
Ok here is the short virsion. Last tuesday morning my girlfriend wanted a quickie. So after I played hard to get she got on top, after a couple of minutes I popped out, it happens to all of us, when it went back in my penis made a loud pop and it broke. I shot blood all over the place from the tip of my penis. She freaked, I freaked. She called 911 when the medics got here they freaked out. Im at home now and I got a tube hanging out of me and thiry stitches around the middle of my unit. I snaped both tubes that run down the inside of the penis and the urethra. I asked the doc..Please not to use staples. There is a lot more to tell if you want to hear it. If you want, I'll post the pix but I gotta warn ya, they will make you sick to your stomic....Has this ever happend to any one else?
Just tape it and finish the job :skull: J/K thats just wrong :2purples:

XtrmWakeborder
11-04-2004, 10:08 PM
lmao this is some funny ass shit, i am cryin over here

Spotondl
11-05-2004, 01:19 AM
I have a question.... Did you at least finish the job at hand????

Boy Named Sue
11-05-2004, 02:53 AM
This is the first time I've read this thread and my first impression was DAMN TIGER! Then the gag reflex was summoned, then my cynical side started in. Are these two in league for the biggest hoax since the Hitler Diaries? Pound hard plenty and a few kinks here and there when the rhythm gets off but blood shooting and what not? Not saying it couldn't happen. Why tell it here? I've got a curve just from pullin on it too hard with the same hand for thirty years. Shoulda changed up but I didn't. I think this is the real story and someone told their new girlfriend a fib. Just a theory, feel free to scorch me if I'm wrong. Still a hella funny tale any whizzle!
Suuuuueeeeey! ;)

project-speed
11-21-2004, 11:44 PM
Sorry it's been awhile I had alot going on this year. Here's a update. Everything is in working order THANK GOD. It's just bent to the right and pointed south and some serious scar tissue (I had 30 stiches in a complete circle). I still need surgery to free up some tissue, the outer layer of skin tissue has healed itself to the bottom tissue or the shaft. Plus I got one hell of a bill $25,000. oh, and miss speed gave it a new name, the old name miss speed crowned it was Goliath, now she calls it... shark bait
later

Keithb87
11-22-2004, 09:00 AM
:supp: :supp: :supp: :cry: :supp: :supp: :supp:

ratso
11-22-2004, 09:08 AM
This happened to a friend of mine... not the blood shooting out though... and had to have an operation to correct it... :jawdrop:

Cas
11-22-2004, 09:16 AM
dammit! I wish I never opened this thread. Why would anyone want to bring this back to the top?
I'm heading to over to look at some Bunny pictures......no way in hell am I going to go through today thinking about this guys broken dick!

Cas
11-22-2004, 09:33 AM
here guys, thought I'd help you all out with a couple of more pleasant images
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/520/66811-13-04_009_123.jpg
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/2066IMG_0181.JPG
http://www.hotboatpics.com/pics/data/500/139tracitest-med.jpg

FMluvswater
05-17-2005, 08:57 PM
TTT for those who haven't had an opportunity to properly cringe.

ITS ALL GOOD
05-17-2005, 09:12 PM
Thanks FM this is one you could have left alone, I'm in pain just thinking about this again

Dr. Eagle
05-17-2005, 09:18 PM
You mean, You're broke dick!!!
Sorry couldn't resist. I've heard of that happening before. The whole thing brings a tear to my eye though. I cannot imagine what you must be feeling. Ouch
How's his blood pressure? :confused:
No it's never happened to me BTW...

LAFD
05-18-2005, 10:19 AM
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: WHEN IT POPPED OUT IT MUST HAVE TRYED TO ENTER THE WRONG PLACE. RATHER TIGHT ONE WOULD THINK. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:

WYRD
05-18-2005, 10:20 AM
:jawdrop: :jawdrop: WHEN IT POPPED OUT IT MUST HAVE TRYED TO ENTER THE WRONG PLACE. RATHER TIGHT ONE WOULD THINK. :jawdrop: :jawdrop:
Sounds like it was a Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker :p

egg beater
05-18-2005, 11:05 AM
this guy should be renamed dick danger :D

DCBob
05-18-2005, 12:37 PM
this guy should be renamed dick danger :D
No Sheiat :D He's a bad mofo :devil: He broke it off in her :cool:

LLGirl
05-18-2005, 07:33 PM
I'm calling bul ls hit on this whole story. some guy with 3 posts a cockamamy story (punn intended) and some girlfriend with one post and to top it all off he's hijacked someone elses avatar. first of all there is a reason nobody has every heard of this before. Its impossible to break your dick.
Actually that's not true, it IS possible to break your unit. This same thing happened to my bestfriend about 10 years ago. She and her boyfriend (later husband... yes, he married her ;) ) we're having sex on a chair. He was sitting on the chair, she was sitting on his lap, facing him. When she went up he fell out, she came back down and 'snap' - blood everywhere! They too had to call 911 and take him to the hospital. She says he functioned fine after he healed!! :sqeyes:

voodooCanoe
05-18-2005, 07:47 PM
OUCH - must have been a "head-on" collision with the "t'aint" :eek:

lucky
10-29-2005, 11:56 AM
rember this one lmao :D

core attitude
10-29-2005, 12:05 PM
Anyway to send this TTB instead of TTT? :yuk:

IN2-IN2MX
10-29-2005, 12:19 PM
Oh I do remember. Poor guy!

ratso
08-01-2006, 06:30 PM
Hey Dilligaf... I found it!!!

MBlaster
08-01-2006, 06:44 PM
I never want to hear a loud POP when doing the old lady.
And she isn't getting on top again either...I'm gonna drive the bus from now on.

ratso
08-01-2006, 06:46 PM
I never want to hear a loud POP when doing the old lady.
And she isn't getting on top again either...I'm gonna drive the bus from now on.
One of the worst positions is when she is mounted up on top facing away and she gets her hips into it just a tad too much.

Acommanderguy
08-01-2006, 07:05 PM
I still remember this

Devil's Advocate
08-01-2006, 07:13 PM
One of the worst positions is when she is mounted up on top facing away and she gets her hips into it just a tad too much.
That'll do it.
Poor guy, that had to hurt like hell.

RitcheyRch
08-01-2006, 07:15 PM
All I can say is "OUCH"
It hurts just thinking about it.

DILLIGAF
08-01-2006, 07:19 PM
Hey Dilligaf... I found it!!!
Good find Ratso....One of the truely funny threads on HB

Cas
08-01-2006, 07:32 PM
Good find Ratso....One of the truely funny threads on HB
I had real mixed emotions on this one....didn't know whether to cry my eyes out or laugh my ass off. I just laughed until I cried :) :220v:

DILLIGAF
08-01-2006, 07:37 PM
I had real mixed emotions on this one....didn't know whether to cry my eyes out or laugh my ass off. I just laughed until I cried :) :220v:
Yep...same here :)