Who's The Smartest ***boat Member?

[LASERRAY]

There are quite a few very intelligent people on this forum. Who, in your opinion is the sharpest knife in the drawer? I was going to post this as a poll, but there are to many candidates to chose from in my opinion. Cast your vote. :cool:

[RiverToysJas]

IMO, it's HavasuHangin'. That guy's sharp!!!
RTJas :D

[FMluvswater]

Gee you don't believe in asking difficult loaded questions do you? :D
Too many candidates indeed! Bunch of names popped into my head. I can't answer with any one of them.

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Gee you don't believe in asking difficult loaded questions do you? :D
Too many candidates indeed! Bunch of names popped into my head. I can't answer with any one of them. Oh, Come-on sweety. Post it in song thread format. :D ;)

[LASERRAY]

Just don't nominate those two horseshoe playing Rednecks!:D

[Rexone]

Originally posted by RiverToysJas
IMO, it's HavasuHangin'. That guy's sharp!!!
RTJas :D
Jas the question was smartest, not most smart assed :D

[LASERRAY]

I'll probably add more as the list expands, but i'll say Froggystyle is rather cerebral.;) :cool:

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Oh, Come-on sweety. Post it in song thread format. :D ;)
What? One name per post? :D (someone might accuse me of post whoring if I do it that way. ;) )
I don't think I can name names cuz anyone I don't name might get bent out of shape over it. :D I'm no good at dissing people by omission.

[Rexone]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Oh, Come-on sweety. Post it in song thread format. :D ;)
I'll start...
Tom Brown, by the Bran Muffin Holy Crapper Band
and don't call me sweety. :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
What? One name per post? :D (someone might accuse me of post whoring if I do it that way. ;) )
I don't think I can name names cuz anyone I don't name might get bent out of shape over it. :D I'm no good at dissing people by omission. He He He! LOL! I'd don't think ANYONE could get angry at you. ;) :)

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
He He He! LOL! I'd don't think ANYONE could get angry at you. ;) :)
Then you'd be wrong. :(

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Then you'd be wrong. :( Ok, what did I miss?
Ok, let me restate: Anyone that matters! :)

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Ok, what did I miss?
Ok, let me restate: Anyone that matters! :)
Sweet talker alert! ;) Thanks Laserray. :) Right you are. I need reminding sometimes whose opinions should matter to me and whose I should shrug off.
K quit being nice cuz you're gonna wind up getting me to name names. :D Charming trick that. :D

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Sweet talker alert! ;) Thanks Laserray. :) Right you are. I need reminding sometimes whose opinions should matter to me and whose I should shrug off.
K quit being nice cuz you're gonna wind up getting me to name names. :D Charming trick that. :D PM me with the bastard's names if you want to get it off your chest sweety.;) You know I'm here for you.:cool:

[FMluvswater]

Fine. You broke me.
disclaimer: I am not aware of any one ***boat Member's full intelligence capacity and so if I don't mention your name don't even get bent out of shape over it
:rolleyes: :) in no particular order ...
Glastron Guy, 572Daytona, Rexone, Tom Brown, Forensic, Cheap Thrills, JetBoatBrian etc. <--that's gotta cover the unnamed at least a little :D
ETA: Infomaniac goes before the etc. (slow memory HON please forgive me :o ) Crap so does leibniz! He goes before the etc too :o

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Fine. You broke me.
disclaimer: I am not aware of any one ***boat Member's full intelligence capacity and so if I don't mention your name don't even get bent out of shape over it
:rolleyes: :) in no particular order ...
Glastron Guy, etc. <--that's gotta cover the unnamed at least a little :D Really? I always perceived G.G. as an arrogant prick. :D J/K G.G.

[sorry dog]

Arizona ***boater.
Nobody smarter than him...

[Havasu Hangin']

Originally posted by Rexone
Jas the question was smartest, not most smart assed :D
I resemble that remark.
BTW...it took both my brain cells to type that...

[schiada96]

me

[MagicMtnDan]

My member is really smart. It goes up and stays up for attractive women and remains limp around other guys. :D

[Cheap Thrills]

Thanks FM :D
C.T. :wink:

[BOBALOO]

The one that left after ONE time here:D

[Ntwotrance]

Not knowing enough of the forum memebers to make an educated answer, I'm basing this on post content and how well people here express themselves (not in order btw).
1. CheapThrills (dude knows his schit)
2. Summerlove
3. OGShocker
4. Busti
There are quite a few more...but I'm still working on my first cup of coffee.....

[Jordy]

Where is Hoss in this list?
Chet Capoli would have to be up there too, I mean that guy knows everything there is to know about jets and how to make them go fast and not spend a dime. :D

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by jordanpaulk
Chet Capoli would have to be up there too, I mean that guy knows everything there is to know about jets and how to make them go fast and not spend a dime. :D
Just ask him:D and he would agree with that statement:eek:

[FRENCHIE]

im gonna go with that guy Frenchie!!!;) :p

[Mandelon]

Phat-Kat...........;)

[topless]

Let's settle it once and for all. Take this IQ test and we'll see.
IQ test (http://www.iqtest.com/)

[kingmismo]

FIAT48 is smartest, I'm the best looking!

[Mandelon]

If you actually pay, then we know you are not so smart........:D

[topless]

No shit! I took it too and WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry guys.:confused:

[LaveyJet]

Try this for Free (http://www.mensa.org/workout2.html?)

[Her454]

Intellectual via Worldly Issues - FroggyStyle, RD, HH, Tom Brown
Boat Knowledge - Rexone, RD,
High Performance Knowledge - Infomaniac, Rexone, SuperDave,
Chart Intellect - LVjetboy
Quick Witted Smart Ass Humour - Tom Brown, Rexone, Topless, RD
Sorry but I had to break it down into categories....its in the am so Im sure I missed a few ..... ;)

[topless]

Wait! they email it to you. I thought I was smarter............147

[topless]

Fine, here it is
http://www.iqtest2.com/view/iqtest/options/040513/10844714307381

[Cheap Thrills]

Ide take the test but I only have two brain cells left and one's waving bye to the other :D
C.T. :wink:

[ROZ]

138 ... My wife did one the other day and got 126 and she was a little upset about it once i told her what I got. I told here how I was superior and blah, blah, etc... I she gave me the look of death :D

[topless]

Originally posted by RiverDave
You probably took the thing 5 times, and memorized all the answers.. LOL Cheater.
RD <---- pissed that i got bitch slapped on my IQ # by a chick.. let alone a chick in a trailer park in Norco.. :D :D
LMAO..............you are just jealous because you're a DUMB PHUCK!!!:D :D

[Her454]

Originally posted by RiverDave
RD <---- pissed that i got bitch slapped on my IQ # by a chick.. let alone a chick in a trailer park in Norco.. :D :D
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[topless]

I almost peed myself when I read that sig of RD's

[HCS]

Ok, how'd I get 147.:confused: :D

[topless]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
Ok, how'd I get 147.:confused: :D
Cuz we think alike............YIKES

[Mandelon]

Originally posted by Her454
Intellectual via Worldly Issues - FroggyStyle, RD, HH, Tom Brown
Boat Knowledge - Rexone, RD,
High Performance Knowledge - Infomaniac, Rexone, SuperDave,
Chart Intellect - LVjetboy
Quick Witted Smart Ass Humour - Tom Brown, Rexone, Topless, RD
Sorry but I had to break it down into categories....its in the am so Im sure I missed a few ..... ;)
Don't forget who has your number, wench!! .........:D

[little rowe boat]

Come on people,you can figure this out. Ok I will tell you,it's ME.
:D

[topless]

Originally posted by little rowe boat
Come on people,you can figure this out. Ok I will tell you,it's ME.
:D
Prove it!

[Cheap Thrills]

Originally posted by little rowe boat
Come on people,you can figure this out. Ok I will tell you,it's ME.
:D
your sig tells us otherwise :D
J/K
C.T. :wink:

[little rowe boat]

Originally posted by Cheap Thrills
your sig tells us otherwise :D
J/K
C.T. :wink:
See shows what you know.:D

[Cheap Thrills]

I'm about ready to try on a FOMOCO product just because Ive been hard core Chevrolet for ages . just hard to part with the universal interchangeability / simplicity of a Chevy .
not to mention a garrage full of Chevy parts I'll probably never need due to the reliability of my bowtie powered implements :D
anyhoo took the test and just as I had thought 138 not too bad for a 3rd grade dropout :p
C.T. :wink:

[Debbolas]

Normally I would vote for Mr. Scream, but I am mad at him so I wont'....but he is smart, he is smarter than I am. That's why I was attracted to him in the first place, it's no fun dateing dumb guys!

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Normally I would vote for Mr. Scream, but I am mad at him so I wont'....but he is smart, he is smarter than I am. That's why I was attracted to him in the first place, it's no fun dateing dumb guys!
sounds like you are on the way to making up:D

[HCS]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Normally I would vote for Mr. Scream, but I am mad at him so I wont'....but he is smart, he is smarter than I am. That's why I was attracted to him in the first place, it's no fun dateing dumb guys!
I don't think you should be dating.:eek:

[topless]

Actually, Scream did a good job of kissing up. Smart to do it here where you know she'd see it.

[Kilrtoy]

Smart to do it here where you know she'd see it
What would ever cause you to think his wife even knows about HB online....:confused:

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
I don't think you should be dating.:eek:
OH! Maybe thats why we are having problems?
(ya dork, I meant when we first met......LOL ;) it's no fun dating (back then) there were a lot of dumb guys out there)
I am actually pretty smart (except for the credit card issue)
:D

[topless]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Smart to do it here where you know she'd see it
What would ever cause you to think his wife even knows about HB online....:confused:
Debbolas is his wife.

[Kilrtoy]

No way are you serious TOPLESS:confused:

[Scream]

What's wrong kilrtoy, can't believe I'd be married to such a beautiful woman...:D :D :D
Gotta kiss up while I can.

[Kilrtoy]

Actually im playin with TOPLESS, She is so EASY:D

[Scream]

Ssshhhh, I won't let on...
Mum's the word or something like that...

[GlastronGuy]

Originally posted by LASERRAY
Really? I always perceived G.G. as an arrogant prick. :D J/K G.G.
I just play one on TV. ;)
Pompous ass is usually what I hear.

[Kim Hanson]

I will say who ever started " Hot Boat Forums " , just look at you people! They have game.........( . )( . ).....:rolleyes:

[AleAlchemist]

:mad:
I am the smartest Person you will ever meet.
So bow to me you insolet swine!, swines!
:o oh i can never remember the plural spellings.
damn it... damn it all to hell.
Never speak of this and i will give you mercy when I rule the world.;) :cool:
:mad: Repeat and ye shall be smited, smoten, damn it!

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by AleAlchemist
:mad:
I am the smartest Person you will ever meet.
So bow to me you insolet swine!, swines!
:o oh i can never remember the plural spellings.
damn it... damn it all to hell.
Never speak of this and i will give you mercy when I rule the world.;) :cool:
:mad: Repeat and ye shall be smited, smoten, damn it!
DR Evil.. ?:D :D :D :D
mini me quit humping the lazor.. :D

[Debbolas]

Dr. Evil or Dr. Eagle
(they have the name number of letters in their names!;)

[AleAlchemist]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Dr. Evil or Dr. Eagle
(they have the name number of letters in their names!;)
No they don't!
Gosh!...............
oh.:o

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

LMAO!! :D doh!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

[AleAlchemist]

Originally posted by AleAlchemist
:mad:
I am the smartest Person you will ever meet.
So bow to me you insolet swine!, swines!
:o oh i can never remember the plural spellings.
damn it... damn it all to hell.
Never speak of this and i will give you mercy when I rule the world.;) :cool:
:mad: Repeat and ye shall be smited, smoten, damn it!
Sorry guys I forgot the cuss words.
Sheit, cock, mouth!:D - Old School.

[HOSS]

suck shit,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,through a straw:yuk:

[DogHouse]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
mini me quit humping the lazor.. :D
Hey quit talking about my boat!
:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by DogHouse
Hey quit talking about my boat!
:D
LMAO!! :D