Who's The Funniest Member On ***boat.com?

[LASERRAY]

Who Makes you Laugh the Most? I only include myself in this poll so that I don't forget anybody relevant. Not that I'm relevant or anything. :D

[FMluvswater]

I call foul! HammerDown dammit!!! :D

[Tom Brown]

I'd throw in Rexone, CrazyHippy, Debbolas, FM, Wicky, Jungle Boy, and there are probably a ton of other people I'm forgetting. Oh yeah, Kilrtoy has probably the funniest line ever, "RiverDave, the only thing you've spammed in this forum is your opinion." I still laugh at that. :D
The threads I enjoy most are the ones in which everyone throws in. This place is rich with positive energy. :cool:

[FMluvswater]

I didn't notice the option for other so I voted for next funniest after HammerDown. :D Hoolign!

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
I call foul! HammerDown dammit!!! :D Hence the "Other" category. :D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I'd throw in Rexone, CrazyHippy, Debbolas, FM, Wicky, Jungle Boy, and there are probably a ton of other people I'm forgetting. Oh yeah, Kilrtoy has probably the funniest line ever, "RiverDave, the only you've spammed in this forum is your opinion." I still laugh at that. :D
The threads I enjoy most are the ones in which everyone throws in. This place is rich with positive energy. :cool:
Thanks Tom. I hate when you're right and you are about the others you mentioned.
Mike and Tom I dunno what I was thinking ... prolly just took you both for granted. :o You KNOW you and Tom make me laugh until I cry! :D

[Tom Brown]

I just realized I need to throw in Bordsmnj, MrsBordsmnj, JRocket, RiverKitty... but there are only a hand full of people who haven't made me laugh my ass off at one time or another.

[FMluvswater]

and CA Stu the inebriated HOSS translator!!! :D :D :D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Hoolign!
I should have saved the phone message he left me about year ago when he called at about 2am, pretended to be from Shaw Cable, and said they were bringing in some heavy equipment at 5:30 am.
Being high on morphine helped me understand where he was coming from. That guy is bent. Sobriety has somewhat disconnected me from his humor. I still laugh my ass off at some of his stuff, though.

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I'd throw in Rexone, CrazyHippy, Debbolas, FM, Wicky, Jungle Boy, and there are probably a ton of other people I'm forgetting. Oh yeah, Kilrtoy has probably the funniest line ever, "RiverDave, the only thing you've spammed in this forum is your opinion." I still laugh at that. :D
The threads I enjoy most are the ones in which everyone throws in. This place is rich with positive energy. :cool: Yes, I agree Tom. But those spendthrifts at ***boat.Com only allow me ten choices, so I figured the "other" option would account for the unmentionables :cool: Treasures in their own right no doubt.:)

[CrazyHippy]

Bring on the Bran
BJH

[LASERRAY]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
Bring on the Bran
BJH Indeed. ;)

[JustMVG]

Everyone mentioned has made me laugh, the Tom Brown Bran Muffin is a classic, but so many have made me laugh and think about various things i just had to other, to me other is all of them and more, Mike VG

[Tom Brown]

Holy cow... I almost forgot Her454.

[FMluvswater]

So'd I. OMG and topless!! and MrsFV!!! There's too many! Could be why I can't leave- to many smile inducers here. :D

[FMluvswater]

spectratoad sweety I didn't forget you! :D Just a lil slow remembering. ;) :D

[sorry dog]

It's no contest. Kim Hanson.
However, I do nominate Drunktank for the funniest post ever (The why Dad should give me the boat post).

[HammerDown]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
I call foul! HammerDown dammit!!! :D
I take it this is due to my misery in the Bathroom :rolleyes:
:D

[MagicMtnDan]

I didn't see it but I've heard that Hoss' member is the funniest one... :rolleyes:

[JetBoatRich]

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
I didn't see it but I've heard that Hoss' member is the funniest one... :rolleyes:
Now that was funy:D :eek!:

[Mrs. Bordsmnj]

For me, its Tom Brown with Mandelon as my Miss Runner up. I can always count on these two for a good laugh. :D

[Kachina26]

I had to vote "other" cause when it comes right down to it, I crack myself up:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[FRENCHIE]

where is hoss name!:p

[HCS]

I voted Other because he's the funniest one on here.:p :p :p :p

[carbonmarine]

I VOTED FOR SUMMER LOVE.......:D

[Phat Matt]

did; yo furget aboot woodrow/? :confused: :D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Phat Matt
did; yo furget aboot woodrow/? :confused: :D
No he'd be in a poll for troll we'd most like to forget. :)

[topless]

Tom doesn't make me laugh (even though I voted for him), he makes me wet.:D :D

[Phat Matt]

Originally posted by topless
Tom doesn't make me laugh (even though I voted for him), he makes me wet.:D :D
wow :eek:

[Mandelon]

Originally posted by Mrs. Bordsmnj
For me, its Tom Brown with Mandelon as my Miss Runner up. I can always count on these two for a good laugh. :D
Miss Runner Up?? WTF??!!? that's a tad gay don't you think?? :yuk: :D :D
If I'd known we were getting graded I would have been funnier. I got your muffin and cheese right here Tom.......c'mon and get it.....:D :D

[topless]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Miss Runner Up?? WTF??!!? that's a tad gay don't you think?? :yuk: :D :D
If I'd known we were getting graded I would have been funnier. I got your muffin and cheese right here Tom.......c'mon and get it.....:D :D
Damn Mandy, you are getting me excited!!!!!!!!!!!! (shhhhhhhhh don't tell Tom);)

[Mandelon]

Hey just cuz I let you braid my short hairs doesn't mean we can cut Tom out of the picture completely....;)

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by HARDCORE-SKI
I voted Other because he's the funniest one on here.:p :p :p :p
OK, now I feel bad. You need to be on the list too, HARDCORE-SKI.
These 'who's the most...' threads suck. I'm glad I beat Mandelon, though.

[RiverKitty]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Hey just cuz I let you braid my short hairs doesn't mean we can cut Tom out of the picture completely....;)
Are you suggesting a three some??? :confused: :D

[Tom Brown]

Oh yeah... perhaps my #1 choice for funny/cool guy to hang out with... Ratso.
Hey Ratso, I enjoy hanging out with you but I have this strange desire to break a bar stool across your back. :confused:

[topless]

Originally posted by RiverKitty
Are you suggesting a three some??? :confused: :D
I was kinda thinking the same thing!:p

[HCS]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
OK, now I feel bad. You need to be on the list too, HARDCORE-SKI.
These 'who's the most...' threads suck. I'm glad I beat Mandelon, though.
I get no respect. It doesn't look like Blown 472 does either.:rolleyes:

[CrazyHippy]

Originally posted by topless
Tom doesn't make me laugh (even though I voted for him), he makes me wet.:D :D
U too??
BJ(ok, that was sick)H

[HammerDown]

Thanks to Fmluvswaterbabe...I'll take it that I'm in the "other" category and in the race.
But FM defiantly gets the nod for the single longest user name. Wheeeew...:D
Now I gotta run, the crappers calling and I've got something brewing.:p

[Mandelon]

Originally posted by topless
I was kinda thinking the same thing!:p
You can be the frosting in the middle of our Oreo, Baby....:D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by HammerDown
Thanks to Fmluvswaterbabe...I'll take it that I'm in the "other" category and in the race.
But FM defiantly gets the nod for the single longest user name. Wheeeew...:D
Now I gotta run, the crappers calling and I've got something brewing.:p
All in one word no spaces maybe but I do not have the longest user name in terms of # of letters, spaces or words! :D
How about There's no F in Way? That one always makes me grin when I see it ... props to whoever it is for creativity! :D
Hey HD got WetNaps? ;) :D :D

[HammerDown]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Hey HD got WetNaps? ;) :D :D
Ya mean there's people with out!:eek: Ahhhhhh...the blissss of a wet nap.;)

[HCS]

Originally posted by Mandelon
You can be the frosting in the middle of our Oreo, Baby....:D
mmmm.....eat and lick.

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by HammerDown
Ya mean there's people with out!:eek: Ahhhhhh...the blissss of a wet nap.;)
For the record .. if I ever die laughing arrest HammerDown cuz I bet he'll be the one who killed me! :D

[topless]

Originally posted by Mandelon
You can be the frosting in the middle of our Oreo, Baby....:D
Okay, go work on the tan so it will be authentic.;)

[Debbolas]

I think it is a tie between Tom Brown and Dr. Eagle (They both make me laught ) Notice I didn't vote for my husband.........

[Cheap Thrills]

I cant pin this one on any single individual .
All you phuckerz crack me up :D
makes me believe that theres still hope for the world we live in .
C.T. :wink:

[Kilrtoy]

I dont know if he is the funniest,
But when HOSS put up his JR member, That was some funy shit

[twistedpair]

H2on22 and AzDon, their thread is hilarious!!:D :D
(Just kidding boys, Don't call your lawyers!):D
Oh, and ME! I ****ing KILL ME!:cool:

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by twistedpair
Oh, and ME! I ****ing KILL ME!:cool:
I'ma hafta say you are one of the funniest yes ... you've made my vision blur a few times with tears of mirth. ;) :D
So many wonderful funny people here. Yay! :D
OMG I can't believe I haven't mentioned my fave Occifer! NS! Yeah yeah your screen ID changed (something about a Gameshow, lol), too bad NS forever to me. :D

[Mandelon]

Still only five stinking votes...damn. I've been funny all day.
;)

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Mandelon
I've been funny all day.
I haven't been funny at all today. Go figure. :confused:
Well maybe a little... I've been doing body work and after a couple of hours of sanding, I blew my nose and black shit came out. That was kind of funny. I used a fine particle mask too.
I voted for other, by the way. :)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Still only five stinking votes...damn. I've been funny all day.
;)
don't feel bad I have none.. but oh well.. I have no sence of humor anyway.. :rolleyes: :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by titties and beer
SOME TIMES I HAVE NO SENCE,OK WHO'SSSS DRINKING?:D OR WHO'SS DRUNK;) -ME:D
i'm always drunk.. whats your excuse.. LOL!! :D :D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
don't feel bad I have none.. but oh well.. I have no sence of humor anyway.. :rolleyes: :D
Maybe no poll showing but you weren't forgotten by me MrsFV ... I mentioned your funny self! :)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by titties and beer
i can not wait to meet you :D
me either.. If I fall down drunk by you .. just pick me up and send me in the direction I was traveling.. LMAO!! ;) :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Maybe no poll showing but you weren't forgotten by me MrsFV ... I mentioned your funny self! :)
I saw that sweety.. and thank you.. sometimes I have a bad day.. I just need to drink more when I post.. then I can't remember s..hit when I post and I don't care I guess.. :D :D :D

[Debbolas]

fuzzy navels!!;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Debbolas
fuzzy navels!!;)
my favorite.. :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by titties and beer
OK! but if i have my way,you'll be going DOWN AGAIN :D :D
LMAO!! hell you might even be down before me.. :D :D :D :D
I am brining the 99 bananas too.. :eek:

[Rexone]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Still only five stinking votes...damn. I've been funny all day.
;)
Damn whiner. at least you made it on the list. ;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by titties and beer
BE AFRAID,BE VERY AFRAID,i think i saw god that night ,in a MONKEY SUIT:D
it is strong.. you have to sip it.. :D :eek: :eek:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Rexone
Damn whiner. at least you made it on the list. ;)
oh I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.. oh you said whiner.. sorry.. :D

[Kilrtoy]

Oh no vee is at it again

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by titties and beer
BE AFRAID,BE VERY AFRAID,i think i saw god that night ,in a MONKEY SUIT:D
I've seen Abe Lincon before , on the forth of July, he was stalking me!!;)

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Oh no vee is at it again
I love that song.. LOL!! :D

[Mandelon]

Insert unhumorous semi-awkward pause here.........

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

and then what.........

[Kilrtoy]

Have another drink

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

o.k if you insist.. :D

[Kilrtoy]

I do,
You are post whoring like a MOTHER F*****

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
I do,
You are post whoring like a MOTHER F*****
I have a good teacher.. :D

[HOSS]

Ah yes,,,,the good ol` days,,,,,,,member posting,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now where is ol` cactus jack?

[Kilrtoy]

HOSS,
you were the only member posting a member

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by HOSS
Ah yes,,,,the good ol` days,,,,,,,member posting,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now where is ol` cactus jack?
LMAO!! he's just hangin out.. LMAO!! :D :D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
All in one word no spaces maybe but I do not have the longest user name in terms of # of letters, spaces or words! :D
How about There's no F in Way? That one always makes me grin when I see it ... props to whoever it is for creativity! :D
Hey HD got WetNaps? ;) :D :D
This could be the longest name...................RIPPINGNOLEGSKROKER
(what does it mean?)

[Kilrtoy]

The other catagory is kicking butt,
So who is the funniest member

[Dr. Eagle]

Leading the pack in a dead heet:
A Canatard and;
A Lousianatard.........
You go guys!!!!!!!!;)

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Debbolas
This could be the longest name...................RIPPINGNOLEGSKROKER
(what does it mean?)
Mine's only 15 long!! That one is 19 long yay! :D Thanks Debbolas! Watch your back now though I don't know if HammerDown will like being WRONG! LOL! ;) :D (HammerDown? ;) :D K? LOL!)

[GottaJet]

My vote is for Jetboat Brian. Some of the things he has posted still make me chuckle:D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Mine's only 15 long!! That one is 19 long yay! :D Thanks Debbolas! Watch your back now though I don't know if HammerDown will like being WRONG! LOL! ;) :D (HammerDown? ;) :D K? LOL!)
Uh, well, I didn't mean it that way!!
Of course HammerDown is correct, all the time!!
:rolleyes:

[Kim Hanson]

Roland the fisherman kills me.......( . )( . ).......Maxy also! :p

[HOSS]

My ass stinks,,,,,,,,,,,but I`m not tellin`.

[Kilrtoy]

And dont take a pic either HOSS

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Kilrtoy
And dont take a pic either HOSS
Please?

[hot_diggity_dog]

Sandbar Dailty humor thread (http://www.***boat.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28072&highlight=hot+diggity+dog)
This was pretty funny!
HDD:cool:

[gigamurph]

I voted for "Other" for the lack of an "All" category! Almost, I say ALMOST, everyone makes somebody LTAO at one time or another! Some try to be funny, and some succeed; but the ones I like are the ones who make me laugh when it's pretty obvious that they're workin' their butts off to be serious! Y'all get my vote!:p