Are Kilts Sexy?

[Debbolas]

1) Would you wear a Scottish Kilt?
2) Do you think men look sexy in kilts?
3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands?
:D

[FMluvswater]

Kind of indifferent to kilts doesn't do a thing for me but it doesn't repulse me either.
If you have too much time on your hands then so do we all ... we're all here ... at least you participate and talk to people. :)

[spectratoad]

Not actually sure about wearing one but hey I hate clothes anyway.:D
P.S. Yes you have way too much time on your hands, of course I am also posting and voting so what does that say about me. :D

[Tom Brown]

I think I would enjoy having my balls touch so many surfaces and textures but I would miss the cupping.

[Debbolas]

Here is a visual for you..............
Mel Gibson in Braveheart..........(sigh);)

[Ziggy]

I'm betting Miller would or does enjoy them...my only real worry would be how to "reposition" your junk. Do you reach under and do the deed or just grab right thru the whole dress, oh I mean Kilt.:D

[FMluvswater]

I don't find Mel Gibson to be all that attractive. He's okay looking but he doesn't make my hormones jump. William Petersen however does, holy hot damn! Whatta mighty fine man! :D

[Debbolas]

anyone out there ever wear a kilt?
(answer the above question please)

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
I don't find Mel Gibson to be all that attractive. He's okay looking but he doesn't make my hormones jump. William Petersen however does, holy hot damn! Whatta mighty fine man! :D
Sorry I don't know who William Petersen is?:(

[Essex502]

Sorta' for an annual party we called the Barbarian Feast years and years ago...everyone dressed in animal skins and furs like ancient barbarians and partied until we fell into a stupor. Something like 20 years ago. Next morning wasn't a pretty sight. The animal skins always looked better on the gals than the guys.

[Liberator TJ1984]

Evidently Ladies;) You have never sat on your balls:rolleyes: or had your Dick make contact with a hot car seat , much less sitting on it getting in or out of the vehicle:p :D :D

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Sorry I don't know who William Petersen is?:(
No problem neither did I really until I started watching CSI then I saw him in the movie The Skulls too. He's a superb actor and hella fine IMO. :)
http://www.csiguide.com/images/william_petersen_2.jpg
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2003/Aug-13-Wed-2003/photos/petersen.jpg

[Debbolas]

oppps

[spectratoad]

Originally posted by Debbolas
anyone out there ever wear a kilt?
(answer the above question please)
I am in the military, you can't ask me that.:D
Don't ask, Don't tell.:D :D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Liberator TJ1984
Evidently Ladies;) You have never sat on your balls:rolleyes: or had your Dick make contact with a hot car seat , much less sitting on it getting in or out of the vehicle:p :D :D
let me think..............nope, just my thighs...........;)
(they use to ride horses dressed in kilts):eek:

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by spectratoad
I am in the military, you can't ask me that.:D
Don't ask, Don't tell.:D :D
"It is my understanding, sir, that you can no longer ask me those questions" LOL:D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Debbolas
they use to ride horses dressed in kilts
I would too. The flowing mane of the horse would do a serious job on a package.

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
I would too. The flowing mane of the horse would do a serious job on a package.
?
the mane?
The mane would be no where near your package..
LOL:D

[BarryMac]

Do you know why Scottish men wear Kilts ???
Because Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away :D :D :) :) :D :D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by gottajetboat
Do you know why Scottish men wear Kilts ???
Because Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away :D :D :) :) :D :D
LMAO!!!!!!
Too Funny!!:D

[LaveyJet]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Here is a visual for you..............
Mel Gibson in Braveheart..........(sigh);)
That's better than Fat Bastard in Austin Powers :D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by LaveyJet
That's better than Fat Bastard in Austin Powers :D
"I'm DAM SEXY, YEAH!!!"-Fat Bastard

[manuel]

I attend the Scottish Highland games and they are a LOT of fun, great music, harps, bagpipes, singing & dancing, sheep shearing competition, border collies herding sheep, just don't eat the Haggis !
everyone all decked out, and the actual athletic games are amazing, 300lbs. guys in kilts throwing weird things, caper (looks like a telephone pole) the stones,& a 56lbs. weight on a chain, the sheef, like a bale of straw that they throw over a highbar with a pitchfork, and battleaxes too, lot's of family fun, but you see all types of people wearing kilts not just men, punk kids with doc martin boots, piercings, tatoos, blue hair and a kilt, on Sunday they have a church service and blessing o' the tartans and that brings out their finest outfits coat & ties with kilt,
on special events I have seen tuxedo jackets with a kilt, I like the tiny mini kilts on girls,

[MagicMtnDan]

Originally posted by Debbolas
1) Would you wear a Scottish Kilt?
2) Do you think men look sexy in kilts?
3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands?
:D
4) Why don't women ever say they spend too much time on their knees?
-Magic Mtn "Roue" Dan

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
4) Why don't women ever say they spend too much time on their knees?
-Magic Mtn "Roue" Dan
Oh, You...... ROUE...... you!!!
LOL:D

[MagicMtnDan]

I liked this "kilt" in Kill Bill Vol. 2 worn by the character GoGo Yubari
http://www.sptimes.com/2003/10/09/images/xlarge/W_0_filmbill_170502_1009.jpg
Now that bitch could wield a ball-and-chain!
http://www.numenor.ca/images/blog/killbill_gogo.jpg
http://www.numenor.ca/images/blog/killbill_gogo.jpg

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by MagicMtnDan
I liked this "kilt" in Kill Bill Vol. 2 worn by the character GoGo Yubari
http://www.sptimes.com/2003/10/09/images/xlarge/W_0_filmbill_170502_1009.jpg
Now that bitch could wield a ball-and-chain!
http://www.numenor.ca/images/blog/killbill_gogo.jpg
http://www.numenor.ca/images/blog/killbill_gogo.jpg
That scene happened in Vol 1 MMD - get it right! ;) :D Damn I love those movies! :cool:

[manuel]

http://www.attitude-europe.com/media/punk_011b.jpg

[Debbolas]

28 posts and only 15 people voted!?!?!;)

[eliminatedsprinter]

I think both kilts and the scottish food dish haggis were created on the same day. As part of a dare. I can see it now, "if you'll eat that sh!#, I'll wear a dress for the rest of my life".....;)

[Debbolas]

I love that movie "I married an Axe Murderer"
That line is from that movie, " I think all Scottish food was based on a dare" or something like that - Mike Myers....
:D

[Ziggy]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
That scene happened in Vol 1 MMD - get it right! ;) :D Damn I love those movies! :cool:
Whew, I thought she was reincarnated for a second there :D :D

[clownpuncher]

Right off the top I'd have to say NO, they're not sexy. The majority off the time I see Kilts are during funerals for cops or firemen. The music the bagpipers play kills me though.
My only occasion seeing Kilts outside of these funerals was last St. Patricks Day at my restaurant. I'd had a few drinks by the end of the night, we had a pipe player playing for the guests.
You know when you have some drinks, and you're gettin a little loose? Well, I was getting really loose, starting staring at the man in a kilt..............and I must admit.................
He still wasnt' sexy to me :D

[Debbolas]

LMAO!!!!!!:D

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
28 posts and only 15 people voted!?!?!;)
Aschhhhhhhhhh Lass Are you DAFT??????;)

[Debbolas]

"ACT! No, a wee bit confused perhaps, tis all, kind sir";)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
"ACT! No, a wee bit confused perhaps, tis all, kind sir";)
Acht......Love the Kilt, Hate the Draft....;)

[Debbolas]

And my most favorite Scottish Accent award goes to...........Engineer Scott of the Starship Enterprise!!\
(ok, I am a closet trekkie)
"Capin, I canna give ya mur power, she'll break apart!"

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
And my most favorite Scottish Accent award goes to...........Engineer Scott of the Starship Enterprise!!\
(ok, I am a closet trekkie)
"Capin, I canna give ya mur power, she'll break apart!"
The Dilithium Crystals are brrrrreakin dewn and I don't know why...
We'll be ewt of pewer in three houes...

[manuel]

Q. Why do they call it a "kilt"?
A. Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.
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Q. What does a bagpiper wear under his kilt?
A. Shoes and socks.
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Bagpipes-(noun)-I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig.
-Alfred Hitchcock

[eliminatedsprinter]

Originally posted by Debbolas
I love that movie "I married an Axe Murderer"
That line is from that movie, " I think all Scottish food was based on a dare" or something like that - Mike Myers....
:D
Nope that line is much older than that movie (which I've never seen).
My little twist and attempt at humor is in my using the old joke about the food and combining it with the kilts... ;) Of course, someone else must have done that before me too. I just haven't heard it ....:D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
The Dilithium Crystals are brrrrreakin dewn and I don't know why...
We'll be ewt of pewer in three houes...
LMAO!!!!!!
:D

[Mandelon]

Which is worse to wear Liederhosen or a Kilt??? :confused:
OH and this topic is gay and lame.

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Mandelon
OH and this topic is gay and lame.
DUH...........:p :p :p :p ;) :D

[Debbolas]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Which is worse to wear Liederhosen or a Kilt??? :confused:
OH and this topic is gay and lame.
Does that mean you didn't vote?;)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Debbolas
Does that mean you didn't vote?;)
I bet he voted that they were cool.........
I think he doth protest too much.... LOL:D

[Debbolas]

I think "Mandelon" means "I wear a kilt" in Scottish!;)

[Mandelon]

Never wore a kilt, but did have an odd pair of Liederhosen as a kid. A gift from some German cousins. I was damn cute in them too.
I enjoy wearing a towel wrapped around my waist, and having my equipment hang free, but I think it would be a bit unbearable as an all day event. If your nuts bang around too much they start to hurt. :(

[Debbolas]

Well, I know they have bra's for women, don't they have something like that for men's hangy downy parts?;)

[Mandelon]

Yah, underwear. ;) Or a "basket" in trunks...
"Hangy downy" parts...LMAO

[ahhell]

Those resin things on string that made a hell of a noise when smacked together......two balls smakin' together....no, the breeze tween the knees....maybe, it was hot in the desert today:rolleyes:

[clownpuncher]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Which is worse to wear Liederhosen or a Kilt??? :confused:
OH and this topic is gay and lame.
Being that I correlate "kilts" and "Liederhosen" with drinking beer (don't know why I do that) I'd have to go with the Liederhosen for these reasons......
1 - When you're drinking, inhibition is serioulsy diminished so it's highly unlikely that you'd care that "you're wearing a skirt"
2 - When drinking, I would think that scratching your nutz would be difficult, if not impossible, through that thick leather in the Liederhosen. In a kilt, nut scratching would be very easy. If you're too drunk, then someone else can do it for ya with the greatest of ease.
3 - When you're drinking and you spill something on your kilt, it'll be a lot easier to find a skirt at a store to change into. Liederhosen would be damn near impossible to find at Macy's.
4 - Finally, when you're drinking, and ya gotta take a leak, wearing a kilt would be sooooo much easier to do that. Hell, if you're drunk enough, you don't even have to walk to the head. Just flow frelly my man. Kinda like standing in waist deep water at the sandbar, exceptin a bar you might get noticed standing in a pool of............
Just my thoughts

[Debbolas]

Ok,
now I have this image of a male horse peeing, thanks!;)

[Mandelon]

Originally posted by clownpuncher
Being that I correlate "kilts" and "Liederhosen" with drinking beer (don't know why I do that) I'd have to go with the Liederhosen for these reasons......
1 - When you're drinking, inhibition is serioulsy diminished so it's highly unlikely that you'd care that "you're wearing a skirt"
2 - When drinking, I would think that scratching your nutz would be difficult, if not impossible, through that thick leather in the Liederhosen. In a kilt, nut scratching would be very easy. If you're too drunk, then someone else can do it for ya with the greatest of ease.
3 - When you're drinking and you spill something on your kilt, it'll be a lot easier to find a skirt at a store to change into. Liederhosen would be damn near impossible to find at Macy's.
4 - Finally, when you're drinking, and ya gotta take a leak, wearing a kilt would be sooooo much easier to do that. Hell, if you're drunk enough, you don't even have to walk to the head. Just flow frelly my man. Kinda like standing in waist deep water at the sandbar, exceptin a bar you might get noticed standing in a pool of............
Just my thoughts
All fine points. How do you pee out of a Liederhosen???
Kilts for me, from now on. Who wants to see a pic??? :rolleyes:

[Debbolas]

VOTE!!!
Then post ya pic!;)

[Ziggy]

Originally posted by Mandelon
Never wore a kilt, but did have an odd pair of Liederhosen as a kid. A gift from some German cousins. I was damn cute in them too.
:(
Richard, I keep find more and more commonalities between us...and my lovely wife found a picture at my mom's she had blown up and mounted for our living room..its of me in my Lederhosen as a young sprout....
Weren't Leather pants cool at one time?:D
oh BTW- Liederhosen= song pants
Lederhosen= leather pants;)

[Mandelon]

OH yah! Ze hills are alive vit der sound of mooooosic!!!!!
:D
I am partial to the Saint Pauli Girl myself.

[Debbolas]

Excuse Me Sir!
This is not the German Leiderhosen pole thread....it is the should men wear scottish kilts thread, so if you MUST use an accent, it should be scottish!!!
Don't make me go Uma on ya!!;)

[Dr. Eagle]

Originally posted by Mandelon
OH yah! Ze hills are alive vit der sound of mooooosic!!!!!
:D
I am partial to the Saint Pauli Girl myself.
Yeah, she has some nice hoots.....;)