5 counterproductive pick-up lines.

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

1) if you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your whole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrea: I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holiday's. ?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
sorry very bored..;)

[FMluvswater]

:D :D you're kinda entertaining when you're bored though! ;) :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
:D :D you're kinda entertaining when you're bored though! ;) :D
thanks..:D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

why doesn't a blonde want to drink beer on the beach?.
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because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch..:p

[FMluvswater]

Oh no really thank-YOU ... if it weren't for you right now I'd probably go find something better to do. :D You're keeping this place fun. :cool:

[FMluvswater]

Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
why doesn't a blonde want to drink beer on the beach?.
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because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch..:p
Glad I didn't have a mouthful of vanilla coke when I read that!! LMAO! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
Oh no really thank-YOU ... if it weren't for you right now I'd probably go find something better to do. :D You're keeping this place fun. :cool:
oh thanks.. I'm tryin.. :D

[FMluvswater]

Well whatever you're doing ... it's working! :D I'm still here! :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

what is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?.
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Bow Derek getting older.. :D

[FMluvswater]

Again with the happy no beverage !!! Holf if you see kay tell her hi!!! LMAO!!! :D

[Sleek-Jet]

I'd like to buy you breakfast....
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.... should I call you or knudge you in the morning. :D

[twistedpair]

I'm riding with this guy that I work with, and this cute girl is walking her dog thru the crosswalk when he rolls down the window and says:
'What a gorgeous animal..... oh, and your dog is nice too!'
He was soooo proud of himself, I just wanted to disappear.

[Ntwotrance]

Originally posted by twistedpair
I'm riding with this guy that I work with, and this cute girl is walking her dog thru the crosswalk when he rolls down the window and says:
'What a gorgeous animal..... oh, and your dog is nice too!'
He was soooo proud of himself, I just wanted to disappear.
damn, that should be listed as the worst pick up line ever....:yuk:

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

Originally posted by twistedpair
I'm riding with this guy that I work with, and this cute girl is walking her dog thru the crosswalk when he rolls down the window and says:
'What a gorgeous animal..... oh, and your dog is nice too!'
He was soooo proud of himself, I just wanted to disappear.
thats when the dash becomes your friend..
we had a guy we worked with and he liked messing with the guys that ride there bikes long distance in the tight riding shorts..
well we rolled up on one just before a light and he yelled out the window and said.. Hey sweety , nice ass,"
well we came to the light and the light turned red.. the guy pulled up next to us in the van and the man on the bike said.. " thanks sweety, your not to bad yourself." he was as red as the light we stopped at.. :D :D

[MRS FLYIN VEE]

3 men 3 wishes,,
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. 3 men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician then said, "You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land in a huge glass of that drink."
the first man went down yelling. Beerrr!!! Plop! he landed in a glass of beer.
the second guy went down the slide yelling, "lemonadeeee!!!!Plop!! he landed in a glass of lemonade.
the third guy went down the slide yelling " wheeeeeeeee!!!!:p

[Forkin' Crazy]

Originally posted by twistedpair
I'm riding with this guy that I work with, and this cute girl is walking her dog thru the crosswalk when he rolls down the window and says:
'What a gorgeous animal..... oh, and your dog is nice too!'
He was soooo proud of himself, I just wanted to disappear.
LMAO!
There is one Ebonic pick up line that I have used and seems to work well. :D
"Damn, bitch, you're stupid fly, let me pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey!"
It works, even with white girls, promise!:eek!: