You know you're an outboard guy if...

[Tom Brown]

Check this out.
My Dad and I were unrigging his boat in the boat house. We decide it's time to put the boat on the trailer and pull it into the shop so we paddle it to the ramp which is only a few hundred feet away from the boat house.
When we get to the ramp, I look back and enjoyed the rainbow trail of gas and oil we had left. This, with an engine that hadn't run since last fall. It was so pretty. :D

[VIKING]

When you love the smell of a 2-stroke in the morning. It smells like VICTORY :D

[VIKING]

come on no one else????:frown:

[CrazyHippy]

you think of 7000 rpm as mid range

[bilgewiper]

when you would rather stand upright on the ground like God intended to work on your motor, than to stand on your head in some dark bilge after crawling over the side of the boat a million times because you forgot the right tool.

[VIKING]

Now we are getting some good ones;)

[eliminatedsprinter]

You can say you have a boat motor....

[Tom Brown]

LOL! :D
... you run synthetic TC-W3 on your girlfriend's back.

[eliminatedsprinter]

You pre mix your bath, dish, and laundry water.......:D

[RexRathburn]

Ha ha...You don't need a cherry picker to lift and lower your motor...:p

[eliminatedsprinter]

You sometime slip and call an orgasim oil injection. And intercourse as "the old VRO Pump".:p ;)

[eliminatedsprinter]

Sorrry guys, last last one was vulger, or perhaps EVEN RUDE.......;) :yuk:

[Tom Brown]

... you don't recall what a mosquito looks like.

[eliminatedsprinter]

You get hysterical if you don't smell any smoke...:D

[eliminatedsprinter]

If when you look at "brousers using this forum" you usually only see yourself.....;)

[bilgewiper]

........your always happy to see a nice warm pi$$ stream while looking over your shoulder!!

[bilgewiper]

.........you don't drain the block and manifolds while winterizing........and it's ok in the spring, unlike your neighbor's car engined boat

[Tom Brown]

... you know what a 'rim-fire' spark plug is.

[eliminatedsprinter]

When winterizing means going out a couple of times just to keep your gas from going bad (at least that's a So Cal Outboarder).

[bilgewiper]

........when your neighbors want to call the fire dept and the EPA when you DeCarb the motor while at your house

[stoker2001]

bilgewiper,you going to be at camp far west on fathers day?i will be representing the whackers

[bilgewiper]

Nope, wish I could. Good luck there and have fun.

[sorry dog]

...if the sound of your woman's vibrator makes you think of going to the river.

[CrazyHippy]

20 mile runs take less that 12 minutes, and less than 5 gallons of gas
BJH:D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by sorry dog
...if the sound of your woman's vibrator makes you think of going to the river.
Very nice. :D
... if you've ever wondered if you have the strength to rope start a 200 hp engine.

[VIKING]

Tom this a great thread!!:D :D

[bilgewiper]

... if you've ever wondered if you have the strength to rope start a 200 hp engine. [/B]
.....Wow that one nails it for me. I have a 200 hp Merc and I have seen that little rope inside the cowl and thought "is that a joke?" someday if I get really really bored I might just try it. I once started a 55 hp Homlite/Bearcat by pull starting it the "wrong" direction. It must of kicked back just right to run.....cause 3 of us pulled on it for what seemed like hours.

[RexRathburn]

Originally posted by bilgewiper
.....someday if I get really really bored I might just try it.
Really bored and drunk!:D ;)

[572Daytona]

If your favorite engine parts shop also sells nightcrawlers for that one stop shopping

[mbrown2]

If you can dress up your engine with more than just chrome....
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/17PICT0076-med.JPG

[eliminatedsprinter]

If you can get over 60 mph with 150 hp......:cool:

[CrazyHippy]

They have 3 times the cubic inches, twice the HP... and you think it's a fair race:D
BJH:p

[sorry dog]

... if you've ever wondered if you have the strength to rope start a 200 hp engine.
Just barely but yes.

[You Te]

Hey Stoker 2001 did you get your SVS?
You Te

[lucky]

lab finish your blender ....

[lucky]

gatherer by the lake side - cause an emergency smoke signal was seen ...

[lucky]

have friends named "kimmy " :D

[lucky]

know and care where lake "x " is :eek:

[lucky]

your hitch cover doubles as a spare prop :D

[lucky]

the thought of n.o.x gives you a woody :)

[lucky]

when you hang out at the lake with your buddies - espn shows up with their camera's and ask is this " bass master 2004?" :p

[Tom Brown]

... there's no need to tilt the engine for trailering since the tip of the skeg is already above the bottom of the boat.

[Rexone]

... you just paid 15K for a motor that smokes when new and makes about 1/2 the hp of a new Merlin 540 which costs about 1/2 as much.

[HP350SC]

...you're proud of a 4' wide 2 seat tunnel that weighs 600 lbs. :D

[stoker2001]

Originally posted by You Te
Hey Stoker 2001 did you get your SVS?
got a line on one,but will run drags with horn on memorial weekend.will let you know outcome.lets try to get speed ally regulars to run an njba event this year.i would rather go racing then do the oct havasu trip
You Te

[stoker2001]

Originally posted by Rexone
... you just paid 15K for a motor that smokes when new and makes about 1/2 the hp of a new Merlin 540 which costs about 1/2 as much. you forgot to mention the cost of drive unit,exhaust,and extras to get that cast iron skillet bb runnin:D

[sorry dog]

...and it will still be slower

[Forkin' Crazy]

Originally posted by eliminatedsprinter
If you can get over 60 mph with 150 hp......:cool:
And over 90 mph with a little over 200 hp!
:D

[You Te]

hung like a Johnson seahorse.
You Te

[Forkin' Crazy]

Originally posted by You Te
hung like a Johnson seahorse.
You Te
LMFAO!!!!!:D
A 540 Merlin is only $7500???:confused:

[Forkin' Crazy]

Your spring maintainence items cost under $100 and take less than an hour to install.:)

[mbrown2]

When comparing apples to apples and horsepower to horsepower, you can wax that car motors ass all day and watch them break drives trying to catch the roost off your cleavers...:D

[lucky]

when a car boat goes by you pulling two skier's and a fun tube , and you still can't keep up .... buhbahhbah -- boy tb- can give me crap at h-b's :D ohh and you still hang out with kim ... lmao ;)

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by lucky
when a car boat goes by you pulling two skier's and a fun tube , and you still can't keep up .... buhbahhbah -- boy tb- can give me crap at h-b's :D ohh and you still hang out with kim ... lmao ;)
You say that like its a bad thing.........( . )( . )..........:D ;)

[Kim Hanson]

You are always at the lead of the pack.........( . )( . )........:D

[eliminatedsprinter]

If a little setback is a good thing.....

[uclahater]

When you look down and notice that your penis is 1/2 the size of an average man:D

[Rexone]

Originally posted by uclahater
When you look down and notice that your penis is 1/2 the size of an average man:D
Let's see here... an average man is probably about 5'10" tall give or take a couple inches.
I'm keeping my outboard.

[VIKING]

Let's see here... an average man is probably about 5'10" tall give or take a couple inches.
I'm keeping my outboard. [/QUOTE]
THAT was not only a good one but a GREAT ONE:D :D

[sorry dog]

...when your speedometer is accurate (or GPS).

[CrazyHippy]

You talk in MPH, not RPM...
BJH:p

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by Rexone
Let's see here... an average man is ...
Now that's a nice piece of work. LMAO! :D

[mbrown2]

Originally posted by Rexone
I'm keeping my outboard.
LMAO...

[lucky]

every one else teases you ... lmao
ok here is one - In favor ----- when you sail over rough water instead of threw it - ( you guys do run your boats light )

[eliminatedsprinter]

When you can seat 5 and you're legal to tow on a single axeled trailor without brakes.:D

[sorry dog]

...when your monthly gas bill isn't more than your monthly payment...

[CrazyHippy]

When you can afford to not have a monthly payment!!!

[Propchecker]

.....you keep an autographed Bill Dance picture on the mantle:D

[Tom Brown]

I'm going to get a ceramic alligator for my mantle. :D

[sorry dog]

I have a 28" Yamaha on my mantle... and a few other things... (that is if I still have a mantle)

[mbrown2]

When you shop for oil by bulk...

[CrazyHippy]

You dont have to worry about how often to change the oil in the boat

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Propchecker
.....you keep an autographed Bill Dance picture on the mantle:D
I have him for wallpaper :D ......( . )( . )......:p

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by uclahater
When you look down and notice that your penis is 1/2 the size of an average man:D
So you are a " MIGET " ?:D :D :D .....( . )( . ).......:D

[DeltaSigBoater]

You can run your engine in a garbage can filled with water.
Thus neighbors never yell at you for "testing" your engine at odd ball hours

[sorry dog]

... if having to change your starter is not a credible excuse for missing a BBSP.

[cavey lavey]

when you spend 75 bucks for racing premix or after pulling the boat cover off after 5 months of winter and turn the key and it fires right up. when backing up and getting a contack buzz from your own smoke cloud.

[Propchecker]

.....when it only takes two strokes to take care of business

[sorry dog]

...if you have a firm handshake from the years of priming your Inline Six to start.
(doesn't apply to you Tom - we all know why you have a firm handshake...)

[KustomKlassics]

If you ask your friends wife if she could please leave her xtra pair of flip flops in the car 'cause you're concerned about the xtra weight.

[CrazyHippy]

You have have the skill required to work the throttle, trim, jackplate and steer all at the same time

[SILVERWING]

THE NEED FOR SPEED

[Jet Hydro]

when all your Jet Boat buddy's are running faster than you can :D

[Kim Hanson]

When you love the smell of Klotz Racing Oil........( . )( . )...burning:D

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Jet Hydro
when all your Jet Boat buddy's are running faster than you can :D
Thats cause we are parked :rolleyes: .......( . )( . ).........:p

[sorry dog]

when all your Jet Boat buddy's are running faster than you can
...when you don't have to resort to
http://www.jbelectric.us/ot/Priceless/bullshit.gif

[BADAXE]

You know you're an outboard guy......when during sex your partner says "get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes." :p :D

[Tom Brown]

You know you're an outboard guy if you have to pay 16 bucks a piece for your spark plugs. :(

[eliminatedsprinter]

If it really means something when you throw up a roostertail...:D

[lucky]

SMOKE ON THE WATER COMES ON AND YOU CAN RELATE TO THE SONG ...
OR YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR OUT BOARD ISSSSSS FASTER - CAUSE ALL THE CHICKI DIES ARE HANGING WITH BLOWN BUDGET AND YOUR ALONE -- BUAHBHAHBAHBHBA :eek: :D

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Tom Brown
You know you're an outboard guy if you have to pay 16 bucks a piece for your spark plugs. :(
I'am @ $ 100.00 for 8 now :eek: and I love the smell of Klotz in the air.........( . )( . )......:D

[Kim Hanson]

When you fill up 2 jerry cans and with the oil it's over a $ 100.00 bucks.........( . )( . ).....The best sucks :D

[Rexone]

Originally posted by BADAXE
You know you're an outboard guy......when during sex your partner says "get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes." :p :D
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by Rexone
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/happy/bigok.gif
Micky, that is " Sick "..........( . )( . )............:D

[Kim Hanson]

That is an Injun joke..btw...........( . )( . )........:rolleyes: :D

[Rexone]

Originally posted by Kim Hanson
Micky, that is " Sick "..........( . )( . )............:D
yeah but it was pretty funny. :D

[Tom Brown]

I hate to admit it but I laughed my ass off at that one. Damn v-drive guys. :D :D :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

Originally posted by BADAXE
You know you're an outboard guy......when during sex your partner says "get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes." :p :D
That's because the OB guy's girlfriends call their partners "daddy" instead of "boy"............:eek:

[Steve 1]

You are Smart enough to own a Boat that hauls ass with outboard power instead of temperamental 800HP Inboards...Opp’s not forgetting the space usually required for the engines is now a LARGE Cooler and Seats...

[lucky]

tell your buddies You have a new pad and you take them to look at the bottom of your boat .... .....

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by sorry dog
... if having to change your starter is not a credible excuse for missing a BBSP.
:o :o :o :o :D

[MAXIMUS]

If you feel the need to constantly remind yourself & others that your boat "really is fast!!!"...:rolleyes: :D

[eliminatedsprinter]

If your boat is faster than it sounds.....:cool:

[CrazyHippy]

Trip to "pool and Spa store" is not included in a rebuild

[lucky]

WHEN YOU GO TO THE DOCTOR AND MENTION YOU HAVE A STV - AND HE SMILES AND PUTS ON THE GLOVE ... :eek: :rolleyes: :eek!: :eek!: :eek!: :eek!: :eek!:

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by CrazyHippy
Trip to "pool and Spa store" is not included in a rebuild
Hey!!! What the hell is that comment for you crazy biatch!!! :mad: I buy only genuine MPD parts!!!!:D

[Forkin' Crazy]

When a jet boat guy (translation for thinks his boat is fast) continually posts bullshit in the outboard forum because he really wants to hang out with the crowd with the faster boats.....:eek!:

[MAXIMUS]

Dohhh!!! I don't want to hang out here you just keep draggin me back!:D Oh fork this!!! HE HE HE...:)

[lucky]

WHEN YOU HAVE TO FIT IN WITH EVERYONE AND BUY A V DRIVE PROP BOAT - TWO THUMBS UP MAXIMUS . :p i THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO GLASS ON A TROLLING MOTTA JACK PLATE

[lucky]

yOU CAN CARRY AND INSTALL YOUR GAS CONTAINER .... ( PLEASE EXCLUDE NOS BOTTLES ) :D i THINK I'M STARTING TO RUN OUT OF THESE COMPARISONS ... MAY BE ?

[MAXIMUS]

Originally posted by lucky
WHEN YOU HAVE TO FIT IN WITH EVERYONE AND BUY A V DRIVE PROP BOAT - TWO THUMBS UP MAXIMUS . :p i THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO GLASS ON A TROLLING MOTTA JACK PLATE
I was actually thinking about doing the bowling ball metal flake theme on the resto!!!:D

[Tom Brown]

Originally posted by MAXIMUS
I don't want to hang out here you just keep draggin me back!:D
That's because we love you, Maxi. :D

[MAXIMUS]

Thank you Tom... Thankyou very much...:cool: :cool: :cool:
Try the veal!!

[eliminatedsprinter]

If you know the word powerhead has nothing to do with Linda Lovelace.:p

[eliminatedsprinter]

If you often get your lower unit wet.;)

[CrazyHippy]

What's a sound restriction??:cool: :D
BJH

[BADAXE]

You're an outboard guy if........you like your women like you like your scotch........12 years old and mixed up with coke. :D

[sorry dog]

Originally posted by BADAXE
You're an outboard guy if........you like your women like you like your scotch........12 years old and mixed up with coke. :D
LOL
...if being blown still required no extra parts or equipment. (Except for the 12 year old of course).

[lucky]

Originally posted by BADAXE
You're an outboard guy if........you like your women like you like your scotch........12 years old and mixed up with coke. :D
get off me daddy , your crushing my smokes ...... :rolleyes:

[Forkin' Crazy]

Originally posted by Forkin' Crazy
That's because the OB guy's girlfriends call their partners "daddy" instead of "boy"............:eek:

[vishus]

nice to see the non OB guys are stealing there lines from last nights "last comic standing".... can't even steal a good line from a big time comic....
can't we all just get along, why is it that guys running 500+ cu inches are afraid of a little 153 cu in OB?

[lucky]

keep and extra reed with your weed :D lmao

[Steve 1]

LOL changing an Engine without Trashing the Paint or Interior. And back out running in a Half hour.

[lucky]

:D :eek: AND CATCH A GOLDIE

[Steve 1]

Lucky each to his own but I prefer catching Asians

[Evin Rude]

I guess you are one if you have one of these in your garage?
Hummmmmmmm...........
ER:D

[lucky]

Originally posted by Steve 1
Lucky each to his own but I prefer catching Asians i'D SAY THAT'S TOUGE CHOW !!! LMAO

[Steve 1]

ER Oh yeah !!

[Tom Brown]

Nice, ER. :cool:
You know you're an outboard guy if you have Wayne Taylor on speed dial.

[Kim Hanson]

You would rather show than blow it out your ass!......( . )( . ).....:D

[Kim Hanson]

You want to get a family boat and ya start looking a v-drives and jets! :p ......( . )( . ).......:D

[Kim Hanson]

You don't have a Home Depot Credit Card.......( . )( . ).....:p

[lucky]

ANYTHING ON YOUR BOAT -

[Steve 1]

If you are out and way in front running all by yourself!:D :D

[Forkin' Crazy]

You can get there twice as fast on half the gas!:eek:
:cool:

[Forkin' Crazy]

You boat goes fast enough to make you eyes water and you have to wear eye protection.....
:cool:

[lucky]

its easy to photo chop car moattaaaaa''sssss on da back -- :eek!: :D

[Kim Hanson]

Originally posted by lucky
its easy to photo chop car moattaaaaa''sssss on da back -- :eek!: :D Its cause its soooo easy!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72blower_street.jpg:D

[Forkin' Crazy]

Originally posted by Kim Hanson
Its cause its soooo easy!
http://www.***boat.com/image_center/data/500/72blower_street.jpg:D
LMAO!!!!!!