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FMluvswater
05-22-2004, 11:41 PM
There was a young man who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three doctors and one nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it." They discussed it and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.
The third doctor said, "We'll just take a big hunk off the base of it." They discussed it and said that would give him erection problems.
The doctors looked at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks.
The nurse cried, "Can't we just make his legs longer?"

hoolign
05-23-2004, 05:49 AM
I thought my operation was" OUR " secret:eek:

FMluvswater
05-23-2004, 11:31 AM
tee hee hee ... oops sorry ... oh wait ... no I'm not! :p ;) :D

73kona455
05-23-2004, 11:37 AM
darn... now i know why i have had 3 knee surgeries in the last 4 yrs.. and now the dr wants to replace my right knee....:D