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HighRoller
05-23-2004, 12:57 AM
So you all had a good laugh at the Good, Bad and Ugly when it was hypothetical...well, how about when it's for real...
Good:Your landlord is a pleasant 80 year old man
Bad:He's gay
Ugly: He has a 25 year old live in boyfriend:eek!:
You thought that was bad? Try this one...
Good: Your next door neighbor is a really cool black guy
Bad: He lives with another guy and you never see a woman enter or leave the house
Ugly: You hear the headboard rocking at night
So you think that's bad? Well you ain't seen nothin yet!!!!!!!!!
Good: Your other neighbor may be tall and ugly, but at least he's nice
Bad: The woman you see entering his front door is even taller and uglier
Ugly: That's because it's the neighbor wearing heels and a wig!!!!

Craig
05-23-2004, 05:59 AM
:D :D

ahhell
05-23-2004, 06:15 AM
time to move...sounds like a very"happy place":eek: :wink:

058
05-23-2004, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by HighRoller
So you all had a good laugh at the Good, Bad and Ugly when it was hypothetical...well, how about when it's for real...
Good:Your landlord is a pleasant 80 year old man
Bad:He's gay
Ugly: He has a 25 year old live in boyfriend:eek!:
You thought that was bad? Try this one...
Good: Your next door neighbor is a really cool black guy
Bad: He lives with another guy and you never see a woman enter or leave the house
Ugly: You hear the headboard rocking at night
So you think that's bad? Well you ain't seen nothin yet!!!!!!!!!
Good: Your other neighbor may be tall and ugly, but at least he's nice
Bad: The woman you see entering his front door is even taller and uglier
Ugly: That's because it's the neighbor wearing heels and a wig!!!! Good: They can help you decorate:D

HM
05-23-2004, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by HighRoller
So you all had a good laugh at the Good, Bad and Ugly when it was hypothetical...well, how about when it's for real...
Good:Your landlord is a pleasant 80 year old man
Bad:He's gay
Ugly: He has a 25 year old live in boyfriend:eek!:
You thought that was bad? Try this one...
Good: Your next door neighbor is a really cool black guy
Bad: He lives with another guy and you never see a woman enter or leave the house
Ugly: You hear the headboard rocking at night
So you think that's bad? Well you ain't seen nothin yet!!!!!!!!!
Good: Your other neighbor may be tall and ugly, but at least he's nice
Bad: The woman you see entering his front door is even taller and uglier
Ugly: That's because it's the neighbor wearing heels and a wig!!!!
Your neighbors probably have a good, bad, and ugly thread on their gay forum like this:
Good: Guy next door is a hottie truck driver
Bad: He's a hetero
Ugly: He's wearing a brown belt with black shoes

Krazy K
05-23-2004, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by HighRoller
So you all had a good laugh at the Good, Bad and Ugly when it was hypothetical...well, how about when it's for real...
Good:Your landlord is a pleasant 80 year old man
Bad:He's gay
Ugly: He has a 25 year old live in boyfriend:eek!:
You thought that was bad? Try this one...
Good: Your next door neighbor is a really cool black guy
Bad: He lives with another guy and you never see a woman enter or leave the house
Ugly: You hear the headboard rocking at night
So you think that's bad? Well you ain't seen nothin yet!!!!!!!!!
Good: Your other neighbor may be tall and ugly, but at least he's nice
Bad: The woman you see entering his front door is even taller and uglier
Ugly: That's because it's the neighbor wearing heels and a wig!!!!
What part of Portland do you live in? Don't you know that alot of the gays move up here from San Francisco? :D :D :D

Mandelon
05-23-2004, 10:40 AM
Sounds like its a "Good" time to look for another place to live. ;)

moonridge
05-23-2004, 10:42 AM
there is a ton of fags up here in Porkland!!!