MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 04:06 PM
TIME FOR A LAUGH- PRICELESS
marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eye's. The first thing he see's is a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. He sit's down and see's his clothing in front of him, cleaned and pressed. Marty look's around the room and see's it is in perfect order, spottless clean; so is the rest of the house. He takes the two aspirin and notices a note on the table that reads.
" Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I love you!"
He goes to the kitchen and sure enough there sits a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table eating. Marty ask's, " Son , what happened last night?"
His son answers, "Well, you came in after 3:00 a.m, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty ask's. "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies. "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pant's off, you said. "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover- $100.00
Broken furniture-$ 200.00
Breakfast-$10.00
Saying the right thing- PRICELESS
marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eye's. The first thing he see's is a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. He sit's down and see's his clothing in front of him, cleaned and pressed. Marty look's around the room and see's it is in perfect order, spottless clean; so is the rest of the house. He takes the two aspirin and notices a note on the table that reads.
" Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I love you!"
He goes to the kitchen and sure enough there sits a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table eating. Marty ask's, " Son , what happened last night?"
His son answers, "Well, you came in after 3:00 a.m, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty ask's. "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies. "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pant's off, you said. "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover- $100.00
Broken furniture-$ 200.00
Breakfast-$10.00
Saying the right thing- PRICELESS