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MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 04:06 PM
TIME FOR A LAUGH- PRICELESS
marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eye's. The first thing he see's is a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on the side table. He sit's down and see's his clothing in front of him, cleaned and pressed. Marty look's around the room and see's it is in perfect order, spottless clean; so is the rest of the house. He takes the two aspirin and notices a note on the table that reads.
" Honey,
breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. I love you!"
He goes to the kitchen and sure enough there sits a hot breakfast and the morning paper. His son is also at the table eating. Marty ask's, " Son , what happened last night?"
His son answers, "Well, you came in after 3:00 a.m, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty ask's. "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies. "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pant's off, you said. "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
A self-induced hangover- $100.00
Broken furniture-$ 200.00
Breakfast-$10.00
Saying the right thing- PRICELESS

Mandelon
05-23-2004, 04:09 PM
I'll have to try that!!!...Too Funny. :D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 04:39 PM
Hmmmm I got it from you. LOL!! :D

Debbolas
05-23-2004, 05:41 PM
LMAO!!!!!
I will have to ask Scream if that works on
"visit the Nicaragua's " night
LMAO!!!!:D :eek!: :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
LMAO!!!!!
I will have to ask Scream if that works on
"visit the Nicaragua's " night
LMAO!!!!:D :eek!: :D
it would have worked if he called first.. LOL!! ;)

Debbolas
05-23-2004, 05:52 PM
They just drove him home..............and he flopped into bed....no conversation......................;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
They just drove him home..............and he flopped into bed....no conversation......................;)
today? :eek: maybe you should have dragged him.. :D

Debbolas
05-23-2004, 05:55 PM
No, last week.......he was pretty sh**faced............They just dropped him off and left. The short one kept trying to kiss my hand. Telling me how beautiful my eyes were....(yeah, I've never heard THAT one before)
LMAO!!!:D
Poor Baby, he wasn't feeling so good the next day;)

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 05:57 PM
say hello to my little friend.. LOL!! :D :D :D

Debbolas
05-23-2004, 05:59 PM
My pasties are done!
:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
My pasties are done!
:D
very cool.. who made them Bre.. she does a great job.. ;)

Debbolas
05-23-2004, 06:01 PM
Yes, she is going to send me a pic right now!
:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
Yes, she is going to send me a pic right now!
:D
very cool.. ;) I want to see it too.. :D

Debbolas
05-23-2004, 06:15 PM
I will pm you.................

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
I will pm you.................
they look awesome.. ;)

Debbolas
05-23-2004, 06:22 PM
I think they are very cool!
:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
I think they are very cool!
:D
she does an awesome job on all her pasties.. and she gets them done when needed.. I highley recomend her to anyone who wants pasties.. ;)

Debbolas
05-23-2004, 06:40 PM
I agree!
:D :cool: