MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 08:30 PM
a man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object buried in the earth, which revealed itself to be an old bottled sealed with a cork. The man wrenched the cork free and, to his astonishment, there was a cloud of smoke and a clap of thunder. Standing before him was a genie.
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"As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes." said the Genie,"But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over."
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the mans most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbor. Jones. "Let's see My first wish is... " He looked at his weather beaten bungalow," to live in a ten story luxury mansion." The genie clapped his hands and suddenley his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the door way of his new twenty story mansion. "Now I want fifty of the most beautiful woman imaginable," said the man.There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waiving, surrounded by his harem of 100 woman, all twice as attractive.
"What is your final wiah, Master?" asked the genie.
"I want to lose one testicle," said the man..:eek:
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"As a reward for freeing me, I shall grant you three wishes." said the Genie,"But understand, whatever you wish for, your most hated enemy shall receive twice over."
.
.
.
the mans most hated enemy happened to be his next door neighbor. Jones. "Let's see My first wish is... " He looked at his weather beaten bungalow," to live in a ten story luxury mansion." The genie clapped his hands and suddenley his minute shack transformed into the most beautiful house he had ever laid eyes on. He heard a cry of astonishment from next door and looked over to see Jones standing in the door way of his new twenty story mansion. "Now I want fifty of the most beautiful woman imaginable," said the man.There was a puff of smoke and his wish was granted. He was annoyed, however, to see Jones grinning and waiving, surrounded by his harem of 100 woman, all twice as attractive.
"What is your final wiah, Master?" asked the genie.
"I want to lose one testicle," said the man..:eek: