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MRS FLYIN VEE
05-23-2004, 08:45 PM
Bubba died in a fire and his face was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The 3 men had always done eveything together.
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Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said,"Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."
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The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said,"Nope, ain't Bubba."
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The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said,"Yup, he is pretty burnt up. Roll him over."
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The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."
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the mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well. Bubba had two assholes."
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"What? He had two assholes."
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"Yup, everybody knew he had two assholes. Everytime we went to town,folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.":p

TANG-INATOR
05-23-2004, 11:22 PM
PFF!!

FastTimmy
05-24-2004, 06:50 AM
Oh come onnn...

HCS
05-24-2004, 07:01 AM
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