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Tremor Therapy
05-24-2004, 08:04 AM
Gun Ownership versus the Medical Profession
A. The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000
B. Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year is 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. (US Dept. of Health & Human Services)
THINK ABOUT THIS:
A. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes, eighty-million!).
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188.
Statistically, doctors are about 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR.
Alert your friends to this threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
As a public health measure -- I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

hoolign
05-24-2004, 08:11 AM
I keep my doctor in my closet, he's loaded
most of the time, is there a proper way to store a doctor? if someone breaks into my house and uses my doctor to perform inadeqate care...am I responsible?:p

mirvin
05-24-2004, 09:54 AM
Nice info Tremor:D Personally I don't think doctors and guns should ever be associated!! Guns and morticians, that's more like it;)
mirvin

Dave C
05-24-2004, 10:11 AM
doctors need a warning label

OGShocker
05-24-2004, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by Dave C
doctors need a warning label
and a child safety lock!

LASERRAY
05-24-2004, 02:59 PM
Nice thread Tremor! :D In fact, I have a doctor in my gun safe with a barrel brush shoved so far up his ass that he can brush his teeth with it.:D ;)

Scream
05-24-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Nice thread Tremor! :D In fact, I have a doctor in my gun safe with a barrel brush shoved so far up his ass that he can brush his teeth with it.:D ;)
LMAO :D :D :D
That's too funny.

LASERRAY
05-24-2004, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by Scream
LMAO :D :D :D
That's too funny. You should see what I did with the Lawyer.:D