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LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:14 PM
JUST KIDDING!
I would never do that!!!:D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
JUST KIDDING!
I would never do that!!!:D :D :D
are you sure you are not Hoss under an assumed name.. LOL!! :D :D

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
JUST KIDDING!
I would never do that!!!:D :D :D
I was getting scared. I thought maybe Hoss had taken over your body.. like in the body snatchers.... Seen any pods around lately?

OGShocker
05-30-2004, 08:19 PM
There is no way I am going to admit I clicked this thread!

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
are you sure you are not Hoss under an assumed name.. LOL!! :D :D God I hope not! I only had 1 reply in 13 views, so at least I did gather SOME interest.:D

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by OGShocker
There is no way I am going to admit I clicked this thread! GOTCHA!!! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:23 PM
well leave it to a girl to reply first.. all the guys were scared to open it.. LOL!! :D :D :D :D

OGShocker
05-30-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
GOTCHA!!! :D
Did NOT! ;)

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by MRS FLYIN VEE
well leave it to a girl to reply first.. all the guys were scared to open it.. LOL!! :D :D :D :D That's the angle I was going for.:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:25 PM
LMAO!! did too.. LOL!! :D :D

Kilrtoy
05-30-2004, 08:25 PM
The fact that you even thought of it, tells me you are thinking about it.

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
That's the angle I was going for.:D
it was a funny angle.. :D :D LOL!!

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
The fact that you even thought of it, tells me you are thinking about it.
LOL!! but you opened it too.. :D

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:26 PM
OGShocker opened my Penis Thread! :D
J/K OG.:D

Mandelon
05-30-2004, 08:27 PM
I was afraid to open this...........:eek:

Kilrtoy
05-30-2004, 08:28 PM
Actually the wife wanted to see if it was as big as you are....:D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:28 PM
LOL!! this is funny.. :D scared of a penis.. ha ha ha.. LOL!! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Actually the wife wanted to see if it was as big as you are....:D
LOL!! he is very tall.. :D

OGShocker
05-30-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
I was afraid to open this...........:eek:
Homo! I would never click on a thread like this!:D

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:29 PM
You're all a bunch of Penofites! :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:30 PM
click click click click.... :D :D :D

MRS FLYIN VEE
05-30-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
You're all a bunch of Penofites! :D
peno fits anywhere kind of guys.. LOL!! :D :D :eek:

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Actually the wife wanted to see if it was as big as you are....:D Why Yes, I'm hung like a Holiday Inn! :D Or better yet, a Howard Johnsons! :D

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
You're all a bunch of Penofites! :D
Yep that's it...... I'm looking for a Pod..........:p ;)

Mandelon
05-30-2004, 08:32 PM
Life is short and so is your penis!! :D

OGShocker
05-30-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Why Yes, I'm hung like a Holiday Inn! :D Or better yet, a Howard Johnsons! :D
Hung like a RAYsin?:D

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Life is short and so is your penis!! :D Oh Yea? Wanna stretch for pinks? :D

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Why Yes, I'm hung like a Holiday Inn! :D Or better yet, a Howard Johnsons! :D
Like what? Does that mean small (room) and short (stay)???

Mandelon
05-30-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Oh Yea? Wanna stretch for pinks? :D
Can you arrange for the pinks? :D :eek: :D

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Like what? Does that mean small (room) and short (stay)??? No, it means like the mile long table down in the banquet room that was carved out of a Giant Sequoia! :D

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Can you arrange for the pinks? :D :eek: :D
Yeah, I was wondering what kind of Pinks he was referring to......:p ;)

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Yeah, I was wondering what kind of Pinks he was referring to......:p ;) Pink slips gentlemen. Papers. Deeds of trust. Ya Know!:D

Mandelon
05-30-2004, 08:40 PM
When I see them it usually starts to stretch out all on its own....:D

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
When I see them it usually starts to stretch out all on its own....:D I know what you mean. :rolleyes:
P.S. I can't believe this thread is almost on page 3. :rolleyes:

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Pink slips gentlemen. Papers. Deeds of trust. Ya Know!:D
Oh, I was thinking of another kind of pink......:p

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Oh, I was thinking of another kind of pink......:p Of course you were.:rolleyes:

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I know what you mean. :rolleyes:
P.S. I can't believe this thread is almost on page 3. :rolleyes:
Amazing how the P word gets action on the HB Forum......:confused:

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by OGShocker
Hung like a RAYsin?:D Have you been talking to my wife? :D

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Amazing how the P word gets action on the HB Forum......:confused: Hey, if Opra can talk about Tossing Salad on T.V., why can't I talk about my trouser trout?:D

Mandelon
05-30-2004, 08:49 PM
Ray sometimes you scare me. What is wrong with your dangly down part............on the boat I mean?

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Ray sometimes you scare me. What is wrong with your dangly down part............on the boat I mean? He He He!:D My dangly-down thing is broken. It needs a specialist.;)

Mandelon
05-30-2004, 08:55 PM
Did you put it somewhere you should not have maybe?????? :eek: :D It got infected...................:wink:

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Mandelon
Did you put it somewhere you should not have maybe?????? :eek: :D It got infected...................:wink: Does this look infected to you? :D

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Does this look infected to you? :D Well, does it? :D

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Does this look infected to you? :D
Maybe that Gonoca ca cacus......

Kilrtoy
05-30-2004, 09:03 PM
Does this look infected to you?
The last high school tramp I banged also said that.
Damn it smelt like San Pedro when the fishing boats come....
That was 20 years ago

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Maybe that Gonoca ca cacus...... Whatever you say doc! :D Is that as bad as Penisfalloffus? :p

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Whatever you say doc! :D Is that as bad as Penisfalloffus? :p
It eventually turns into that.....

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Kilrtoy
Does this look infected to you?
The last high school tramp I banged also said that.
Damn it smelt like San Pedro when the fishing boats come....
That was 20 years ago Like a shrimp boat at the bait dock during low-tide.;)

Mandelon
05-30-2004, 09:08 PM
Sounds like you could give her a dickoutame.:D

Dr. Eagle
05-30-2004, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Like a shrimp boat at the bait dock during low-tide.;)
Wow.. graphic aroma.....
Graphoma?????

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Wow.. graphic aroma.....
Graphoma????? Smells like the first three rows at a "HOLE" concert.:p :yuk: :D

Cheap Thrills
05-30-2004, 10:23 PM
I was hesitant opening this thread . :idea:
I wasn't sure what to expect until I saw it generating some traffic . So now I know :rolleyes: ya bunch of silly fockers . :p
C.T. :wink:

LASERRAY
05-30-2004, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Cheap Thrills
I was hesitant opening this thread . :idea:
I wasn't sure what to expect until I saw it generating some traffic . So now I know :rolleyes: ya bunch of silly fockers . :p
C.T. :wink: Yes. My penis does generate traffic, once again!:p :D

FMluvswater
05-30-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
JUST KIDDING!
I would never do that!!!:D :D :D
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J/k :p
I figured it was a trick just wondered what you actually did post. ;) :D I'm kinda nosy. :)

LASERRAY
05-31-2004, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by FMluvswaterbabe
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J/k :p
I figured it was a trick just wondered what you actually did post. ;) :D I'm kinda nosy. :) The thread title does kind of jump out and grab you, does it not?;)

FMluvswater
05-31-2004, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
The thread title does kind of jump out and grab you, does it not?;)
I'm not sure I'd word it quite that way but yes, it is *ahem* eye-catching! ;) :D

Kim Hanson
05-31-2004, 01:24 PM
He don't have a dick, it's his wife talking to us :D .......( . )( . ).........;)

slink
05-31-2004, 01:27 PM
This thread sure "Went Off" so to speak:D

LASERRAY
05-31-2004, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by slink
This thread sure "Went Off" so to speak:D You should have been here last night. It "Exploaded" onto the board!:D

Cheap Thrills
05-31-2004, 01:34 PM
LayRay , You,re gonna go blind if you dont stop playing with your pine us .
C.T. :wink:

LASERRAY
05-31-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Cheap Thrills
LayRay , You,re gonna go blind if you dont stop playing with your pine us .
C.T. :wink: You're trying to take all the fun out of life you Fachist! :)

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 07:41 PM
Bump for Deb.:D

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 07:57 PM
Had to go find it didn't you??:D

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Had to go find it didn't you??:D You didn't remove your "Reply" did you? LOL!:D

Debbolas
06-01-2004, 07:59 PM
OMG!
That was too funny!
LOL:D
All those guys.............FOTFLMAO!!!!!
Oh, and then trying to justify it!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Too funny!!!
Thanks:D
(jerk off)
JK/LOL:eek:

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Debbolas
OMG!
That was too funny!
LOL:D
All those guys.............FOTFLMAO!!!!!
Oh, and then trying to justify it!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Too funny!!!
Thanks:D
And then them going to the "You have a small penis card" in order to take the spotlight off of themselves. Classic!:D

Debbolas
06-01-2004, 08:18 PM
very funny, FM will have to save this somewhere, just to dig up every now and then....LOL:D

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
And then them going to the "You have a small penis card" in order to take the spotlight off of themselves. Classic!:D
Actually I was pretty upfront with everyone when I bought the 30 foot Eliminator. That was a Penis Extention...;)

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Smells like the first three rows at a "HOLE" concert.:p :yuk: :D
That is a Graphoma all right.....:yuk:

MJ19
06-01-2004, 08:27 PM
Damn...and I was hoping to see a little something something when I clicked on this ;) Where'd it go? :eek:

Debbolas
06-01-2004, 08:31 PM
must be the cold water......................LOL:D

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by MJ19
Damn...and I was hoping to see a little something something when I clicked on this ;) Where'd it go? :eek:
It;s shrinkage, shrinkage..... didn't you ever hear about shrinkage?????? Jerry tell her about SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!!!

MJ19
06-01-2004, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
It;s shrinkage, shrinkage..... didn't you ever hear about shrinkage??????
I've heard of shrinkage, but never complete disappearance. :eek!: ;)

Debbolas
06-01-2004, 08:36 PM
They always blame the cold water...................:confused:

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by MJ19
I've heard of shrinkage, but never complete disappearance. :eek!: ;)
Water musta been REALLY cold.........

MJ19
06-01-2004, 08:45 PM
I've been skinny dipping in ice water with boys before and still never heard of that...I'd have to call "medical issues" :p

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by MJ19
I've been skinny dipping in ice water with boys before and still never heard of that...I'd have to call "medical issues" :p
I think your nipples were probably so hard it distorted your vision...:D

MJ19
06-01-2004, 08:53 PM
How do you figure we cut the hole in the ice to go swimming ;)

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by MJ19
How do you figure we cut the hole in the ice to go swimming ;)
Nice use of the nips...... LOL......:D

MJ19
06-01-2004, 08:58 PM
Now all I can say is you're a sick bastard ;)

Debbolas
06-01-2004, 08:59 PM
but a doctor, so , well that just isn't right.................

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by MJ19
Now all I can say is you're a sick bastard ;) No he's not. He's a doctor.;) Hey Doc, does this look infected to you?:rolleyes: :D

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
No he's not. He's a doctor.;) Hey Doc, does this look infected to you?:rolleyes: :D
I am a Doc and a Sick Bastard...... and quit playing with that, it's infected!:rolleyes:

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
I am a Doc and a Sick Bastard...... and quit playing with that, it's infected!:rolleyes: I'm starting to get the feeling that you're a "Doctor" like Dr. Laura is a "Doctor".:o :D

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I'm starting to get the feeling that you're a "Doctor" like Dr. Laura is a "Doctor".:o :D
Good Likeness, just not female, jewish or obnoxious... (most of the time anyway)... LOL...

MJ19
06-01-2004, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I'm starting to get the feeling that you're a "Doctor" like Dr. Laura is a "Doctor".:o :D
Or like Dr. Sue (do you watch that Canadian talk Sex) WOW...totally crack up!:D

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 09:23 PM
Or dare I say Dr. Phil?:yuk:

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Or dare I say Dr. Phil?:yuk:
Well, I can do a cross between Hank Hill and Dr. Phil.....

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Good Likeness, just not female, jewish or obnoxious... (most of the time anyway)... LOL... Or turkeyneck? She's a hypocrite too...................:wink:

Dr. Eagle
06-01-2004, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
Or turkeyneck? She's a hypocrite too...................:wink: Sorry forgot that one......

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Eagle
Sorry forgot that one...... You don't have to appologize for things that you have no control over.:D

Phat Matt
06-01-2004, 09:49 PM
Here's a picture of my cock. I don't want to brag but it's bigger than most.
http://www.theory.org/~adric/digest/sample_image_collection/rooster.jpg

Goldilocks
06-01-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
Here's a picture of my cock. I don't want to brag but it's bigger than most.
http://www.theory.org/~adric/digest/sample_image_collection/rooster.jpg
Dude, I cannot stop laughing at that!!
We've been together for over five years and I never knew you had a cock that big!!
:D :D

Phat Matt
06-01-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Goldilocks
Dude, I cannot stop laughing at that!!
We've been together for over five years and I never knew you had a cock that big!!
:D :D
I am going to come upstairs in a minute and remind you!!! :D

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
I am going to come upstairs in a minute and remind you!!! :D PICS? HE HE HE! :D

Phat Matt
06-01-2004, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
PICS? HE HE HE! :D
I already posted it. :D

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by Phat Matt
I already posted it. :D I wanted to see the look on her face when that Big Chicken came into the room!:D

Kilrtoy
06-01-2004, 10:10 PM
Ray
LET IT DIE

Phat Matt
06-01-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I wanted to see the look on her face when that Big Chicken came into the room!:D
I usually have to blind fold her so she can't see it come strutting in. :D

Goldilocks
06-01-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by LASERRAY
I wanted to see the look on her face when that Big Chicken came into the room!:D
:eek!: :eek!: :eek!: :eek!:
;)

Some Kind Of Monster
06-01-2004, 10:16 PM
First I thought I would regret clicking on to this thread.. Then I thought it was pretty funny, now I think I am regretting it again..

LASERRAY
06-01-2004, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Some Kind Of Monster
First I thought I would regret clicking on to this thread.. Then I thought it was pretty funny, now I think I am regretting it again.. Always go with your initial instinct.:D

FMluvswater
06-02-2004, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by Debbolas
very funny, FM will have to save this somewhere, just to dig up every now and then....LOL:D
Done! :D

HOSS
06-02-2004, 06:40 AM
PENIS?
Where is my camera? I thought this wasn`t allowed anymore?

FMluvswater
06-02-2004, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by HOSS
PENIS?
Where is my camera? I thought this wasn`t allowed anymore?
Okay I'll be the one to say it ... uhh HOSS? Anymore? It's never actually been allowed hon. Do you need a moment? ;) :D